James Gillen

I was trying to write out another rant about Donald Trump and his bread-and-circuses bullshit with the “Freedom250” rally, and the UFC event on the White House lawn, but everybody else already has, and as the Central Scrutinizer would say, who gives a fuck anyway?

Everybody already knows how evil and corrupt rump is, everybody, at this point maybe including Republicans, knows he’s destroying this country, and nobody is gonna do shit, because apparently God Almighty has reached down from Heaven and placed a spiritual halo behind Donald Trump’s head, and on the rim of this halo are written these words in sacred Enochian script: “This is my favorite Son, in whom I am most pleased.”

Because as I say, if Trump didn’t have all those Republicans in Congress voting with him, impeachment would have kicked him out years ago. If Republicans didn’t have Trump, they wouldn’t even have as many legislators as they do, because he really is the most popular and mainstream politician they have. Separately they are doomed, together they are invincible.

Now we can’t vote out the president until 2028 but we can vote out his Trump Party minions this election cycle, and that will cripple Russia’s Viceroy for North America. In particular, if Democrats get a Senate majority, Trump won’t be able to make any more judicial or cabinet appointments.

And a critical race towards that goal is the US Senate race in Maine where Susan Collins is the Banana Republican incumbent. Previously the Democratic establishment had promoted Maine’s Governor Janet Mills as their candidate, but in August 2025 she was challenged by a veteran and oyster farmer named Graham Platner. And he immediately got attention because he didn’t agree with a lot of Democrat policies, such as supporting corporate interests and the State of Israel. And so the same Democratic Party interests started digging up dirt on him, such as politically incorrect social media posts and the Nazi death’s-head tattoo he got as a Marine. But Platner’s campaign eclipsed that of Mills, almost because of and not despite the controversies. By April, Mills suspended her campaign. But even going into this primary week, the attack jobs on Platner continue. Last month the New York Times reported on recently revealed sexting messages that Platner sent to other women after his recent marriage. Four days ago, the Times did an article about women in Platner’s past who accused him of “unsettling” behavior in their relationships. One of the more prominent accusers was a certain Lyndsey Fifield, who just happened to be in the Heritage Foundation and a spokeswoman for a group called “Ladies for Kavanaugh” during Trump’s first term, defending his Supreme Court nominee Brent Kavanaugh against Christine Blasey Ford, who’d accused him of molesting her in college. At the time, Fifield said Ford engaged in “baseless, 11th-hour accusations“.

But while a Republican-held poll in Maine is showing Susan Collins beating Platner by double digits, other sources differ.

It’s still enough of an issue to where you have a lot of Democrats fretting that they made a mistake and maybe Mills (who is still on the ballot tomorrow) should pick up the campaign again. And then you’ve got Democrats looking at the example it sets for Platner to even be as successful as he is. You’ve got all these people saying “I want a senator, not a saint” in the same way that Trumpniks will say, “Oh we know Trump’s not perfect, we didn’t elect a pastor!” And a lot of people will wail that liberals are falling into that standard of, screw morality, I just want somebody who wins. And they don’t like that the liberal-left spectrum is falling into this Trumpnik attitude that the ends justify the means.

Well – it WORKED for them, didn’t it?

There is no way that you are going to be more immoral and more corrupt than Trump and his minions, so that is not a reasonable fear. The Democrats are a more moral party than the Republicans at this point, pretty much by default. Morality is not the issue, certainly not given who’s in charge now. The issue is winning elections. Then you can decide on the basis of public policy how moral you are. James Carville said that the main purpose of a political party is to win elections, and if he can figure that out, why can’t anyone else?

Some roleplayers may remember the GURPS line of books including the Illuminati supplement, which was a black cover with the all-seeing eye pyramid on it. But written on the cover in transparent impression, almost as subliminal messaging, are various subversive messages such as “Objectivity is in the eye of the beholder” “An honest politician is one who stays bought” and “Moral victories don’t count.” Remember that one, if nothing else.

MORAL VICTORIES DON’T COUNT.

Because while Democrats have been saying “when they go low, we go high” and trying to set a better example than Republicans, this country has been fucked harder and more repeatedly than Brad Davis in Midnight Express. Because Republicans win elections and Democrats don’t.

I, like Rick Perlstein, keep going back to the Bill Clinton scandals and how Democrats kept calling them a “nothingburger” and the Monica Lewinsky case “didn’t rise to the level of impeachment” and all this stuff and all the Republicans – and I – screamed that we were lowering our standards in allowing Clinton to get away with his shit, and setting a precedent, and Democrats didn’t care.

Because it worked for Democrats, didn’t it?

In the 1998 midterms during the impeachment process Republicans kept control of the House of Representatives but Democrats still picked up five seats.

Now, step forward to 2016, Obama has been president for eight years, he handed off to Hillary Clinton, his Secretary of State, and the Republicans decided to nominate Donald Trump, despite and not because of his vulgarity. And in the general election campaign somebody dragged out this audiotape from years before where he talked about grabbing women by the pussy. And it didn’t kill his campaign. Cause as it turned out, Democrats DID set a precedent where they were willing to excuse unethical and sexist politicians if they liked their pizzazz.

And then in 2024, Democrats brought up Project 2025, and all the crap that Trump did in his first term, and the Republicans held their little rally at Madison Square Garden where their speakers said offensive and racist things, and Trump ended up getting more black and Hispanic votes than ever because all that politically incorrect shit was actually attractive in comparison to the Democrats’ normie establishment. And Democrats, with no sense of history, screamed and asked how the Republicans could do such things.

It WORKED for them, didn’t it?

Because that’s what matters. And in that regard, let me digress for a second to mention Janet Mills, Maine Governor and favorite of the Democrat establishment, who was Platner’s primary opponent. I like Janet Mills. Janet Mills was a fine governor. Janet Mills has stood up to Trump. Janet Mills does not have Graham Platner’s baggage. All other things being equal Janet Mills would be a much better Senator than Susan Collins if only because she’s not Susan Collins. All other things are not equal. Because Janet Mills is even older than Susan Collins, and we are already at a crisis point when leaders in both parties, whether Raul Grijalva and Dianne Feinstein, or Trump, Collins and Mitch McConnell, have clearly passed their sell-by dates. And in the case of the two Democrats, they died in office and left a vacuum that would not have occurred if a healthier person had been in office. That is the main reason I would prefer Platner to Mills, and I think even Maine voters could realize this, which is why Mills couldn’t get any traction against Platner even with people knowing what they knew about him then.

Now having said all this, I do think there is a real danger with Graham Platner’s campaign, which isn’t the one that people are obsessing over. Cause we already had this vulgar blue-collar guy who ran on populist issues and went through a difficult campaign to become a Democratic Senator. And that was John Fetterman in Pennsylvania. And while he carried himself well in his previous political career, once he got to Washington, he started voting with Israel, and with Republicans, often enough that he might as well be Susan Collins. So there’s a real worry that Platner may be another bait and switch in effect, although it seems like that will not be the case, mainly because Platner himself is aware of the comparison.

If immorality is no longer a disqualification in the Age of Trump (post Clinton), by the same token propriety is no longer the qualification that so many Democrats still seem to think it is. I despise what Bill and Hillary Clinton did to this country, because it set the precedent that got us where we are. But even the Bill and Hillary Party would be preferable to the Trump Party. Bill may be a skeevy character who was friends with Jeffrey Epstein, but he wasn’t as involved in Epstein’s business activities as Donald Trump, Bill Barr, Howard Lutnick or half the people in Trump’s Cabinet.

All I know in this race is that Graham Platner has a Nazi tattoo and liberal policies. Susan Collins is a polite person who votes for Nazi policies. I know which one I’d pick.

Hi, I’m Donald Trump.

Hi, Donald.

And I’m bein’ told… that I’m a dummy.

Yes, Donald. Yes, you are.

Like, what am I doin’ wrong?

Everything.

I mean, everybody’s blamin’ me for inflation! The whole point of the campaign was I was gonna fix inflation.

All right, there are at least two reasons why the prices went up.

Okay.

…Do you know what they are?

….

Well, let’s go over them. The first one is tariffs, which pass directly to the consumer.

No they don’t. They pass to the foreigners.

No. They do not.

The point is, the whole point of what I’m doin’ is to get away from progressive taxation. Any time you hear ‘progressive’, it’s bad. Cause it takes money from rich people. Like me. Before we had a federal income tax, we paid for everything with tariffs. And it helped that government wasn’t paying for that much. Like, say, welfare. Or highways.

So you’re using tariffs in order to phase out the income tax.

Yeah.

Which would pass all the economic burdens from the upper percentile, who have more money than anybody else but need to spend the least, to the vast majority of voters, who have less disposable income because they have less budget already.

Well, who cares about them. All they can do is vote every four years. Rich people can bribe me every day.

Okay, then the second thing is the Iran War.

That’s still on?

Uh, yeah.

I ended it.

Why is there still a blockade and why is Iran still attacking ships in the Strait of Hormuz?

Beats me, I got nothin’ to do with it.

But it’s still going on.

No it’s not, and anyway, it’s not a war. It’s an “excursion.” Like, with what I did with E. Jean Carroll. Or a “special military operation.” That’s what Vladimir calls Ukraine. He’s my best friend in the whole wide world.

Yes sir. But, the reason it matters is that Iran wouldn’t have had the opportunity to choke the Strait if we hadn’t attacked them. But now they have no reason not to, which is why they’re doing it. So 20 percent of the world’s petroleum comes through the Strait. That affects prices on everything, even in this country, which makes its own oil, because of an artificial global scarcity.

Okay.

Rising fuel prices include air travel. And trucks. Airplanes and trucks transport goods. Like groceries.

Groceries! Did you know that’s a word? A word I invented. Groceries.

Yes sir. But if prices rise on transport of groceries, prices go up on groceries. And across the board. That’s why inflation is going up so much.

It’s worth it. As soon as this is all over, and we’re makin’ a deal any day now, it’s a great deal, better than Barack HUSSEIN Obama, all those prices are gonna drop like a rock. Or my polls.

Why is it worth it?

Because we can have some stress in the economy for a little while. This war’s only goin’ on, like, two months! World War II was four years. Vietnam was about twelve! I could make this go on A LOT longer! If I wanted to, it could go twenty years!

You’ll still be president then?

Yeah! The point is, we need to do this until Iran surrenders. I mean they rape women! They shoot dissidents! Even more than I do! Because the whole point is, I say this over and over, is Iran can never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon.

True. I mean recent history shows how dangerous it is to let a deranged government have a nuclear weapon.

Exactly!

And how are we making this deal?

Well, it’s like every other deal I make. I want someone to do something, and they better do it, or I sic lawyers on them and make them go bankrupt or put ’em in jail.

That doesn’t work with other countries.

It worked with Greenland.

We don’t own Greenland.

Yeah right. Next you’re gonna tell me Canada isn’t a state.

So as we understand it, part of this deal is the negotiation you’re having this week with China.

It’s gonna be great. I understand they have McDonald’s there now.

What are we going to do there?

Well, we need to give them incentives. Like Congress had a bill authorizing 2 billion or so in military aid to Taiwan. President Xi doesn’t like that. I could kill the deal. That would be one thing we would offer.

But sir, a lot of your own Republicans support Taiwan. Siding with mainland China would be abandoning a friendly democracy and turning it over to a brutal one-party regime.

You’re saying ‘brutal one-party regime’ like it’s a BAD thing.

And there’s something else. We got into the Iran war at the behest of Bibi Netanyahu in Israel –

No no no no no. I’m not taking orders from Bibi. We got into this war because we knew they were going to attack Iran anyway.

But we had to join in?

Why should they have all the fun?

But Israel is even more determined to destroy the Tehran government than you are. If you and China make a deal for peace with Iran, how do you know Israel won’t just attack anyway?

They need to go along.

Or else?

Look, all these people, like Jaimie Diamond and Miriam Adelson, who support me and Bibi, they need to take sides. They can take or leave Bibi. They can’t take me for granted. He’s younger. I’m pushing 80 years old and need to cram for a test so I can tell a doggie from a horsie.

Serious question, regardless of which president is in charge, why do we need to build our foreign policy goals around Israel?

Well, all the preachers who counsel me, they say it’s important for Christianity.

Do you know what Christianity is, sir?

Yeah, sure.

Explain it then. Who is Jesus and what is his purpose?

Okay, great. Well. Once upon a time there was this guy named Jesus. Real great guy. He could heal sick people without making us pay taxes for health care. He could turn water into wine, or sugar into cocaine. And he came to preach about God in Jerusalem. And all these ‘experts’ in the priesthood didn’t like that. So they accused him of blasphemy. Total setup. Rigged. Like the Joe Biden election. If he had my lawyer, I woulda gotten him off. So they wanted to kill Jesus, but Israel was under Roman occupation and they needed them to do it. The Jews, they needed to have this big, strong, imperial power do their dirty work for them.

Mm hmm.

So they got the Romans to nail him to a cross, which is what they did to Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis. Real nasty. You just get stretched on a frame hanging so that your body collapses on its own weight and you die. I’m pretty sure that Jesus took a shit then.

Really.

Well, they say that’s what happens, when you lost your automatic functions, the bowels just give out. I’ve been thinking a lot about losing control of your bowels lately.

But anyway.

So, the neat thing is, he came back! He came back to life, cause God loved him so much. All those Democrats thought he was done for good, but he showed them. So, he wakes up, in the tomb, he rolls the stone from the entry, and he walks outside. And he turns around. And he sees his shadow. And that’s why we celebrate six more weeks of winter.

Yes sir. So – do you know what they call a leader when he deliberately jacks up prices to make himself rich, wrecks the economy even more by starting a MidEast war that endangers the global oil supply, and undermines his own strategic position in the hopes that other nations will help fix the problem he started?

No, what?

Well, the polite word is ‘dummy.’

Perhaps I was a bit hasty in assuming that the shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner where Viceroy Donald Trump appeared last weekend was staged to make him look like a victim, or for that matter that the Butler, Pennsylvania shooting in his 2024 campaign was a setup.

We are being told that we should not rush to judgment simply because this “administration” has lied to us before, is lying to us now about every other subject, and Donald Trump lies like he breathes, which is to say, on reflex, and if he ever tried to stop himself he would blackout and maybe die.

Upon reflection I can think of two serious reasons why the shooting was not set up by anybody in the government. The first and less obvious is that nobody in this three-ring circus can keep a secret, especially not Whiskey Pete Hegseth. On the other hand he seemed remarkably happy after the event. That would also explain why FBI Director Kash Patel was at his table looking totally lost. Hey, maybe somebody should brief THE HEAD OF FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT when there’s a shooter in the building with the president? It would also explain why Stephen Miller was shown being led off by Secret Service while holding his pregnant wife in front of him. And holding her boob. I’m not kink-shaming.

The other reason is the suspect himself. Unlike the Butler shooting, the shooter was taken into custody without needing to be shot. His name is Cole Allen. Apparently just ten minutes before everything went crazy, he sent an email to friends and family as a short manifesto as to why he was going to attack. He certainly seemed cheerful. It started “Hello everybody! So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused. I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.” At one point he mentioned that it shouldn’t have been as easy to get through security as it was, which the conspiracy side is saying is support for Trump’s demand to build a secured ballroom at the White House. But there was other stuff he said that Trump wouldn’t like as much. Namely: “On to why I did any of this:

I am a citizen of the United States of America.

What my representatives do reflects on me.

And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.”

At this point I need to ask: What does it say about the president when the misogynist tyranny in Iran and a would-be assassin both seem more reasonable and moral than he does?

The email later made news with a preview of 60 Minutes where Norah O’Donnell interviewed Trump just after the event and asked about Allen saying he didn’t want to be represented by a rapist, pedophile and traitor. Trump said, “I knew you would ask that question, because you’re horrible people. I’m not a rapist.” And as he talked over her, O’Donnell was heard asking, “oh, do you think he was talking about you?”

It’s like somebody saying “I hate this redheaded clown who sells junk food to children” and Ronald McDonald says “Is he talking about ME??”

One point on the manifesto that a lot of skeptics have made: One of Allen’s relatives informed local police as soon as possible, and procedure where a potential attack on the president is concerned is that the Secret Service and FBI be informed as soon as possible. But Allen still got ten minutes to act, and wasn’t caught until after he made his first move. Some folks thought this was evidence that the government wanted to set up an event and let him act. Others thought this was a simple case of law enforcement not acting quickly enough.

One Facebook friend put it very well: “Before we get too paranoid, remember that he fired every single intel and counter-intel expert in the government — probably because all of them could see how easy it is to manipulate him. He’s surrounded himself with yes-men rather than professionals, and that almost certainly applies to his security detail as well. They were most likely picked for loyalty rather than competence, and this is the result.

“Or it was staged. 50-50 either way.”

It brings to mind Hanlon’s Razor: “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.” Certainly a lot of what we saw is a case of not managing the security event competently. However Hanlon’s Razor has two corollaries: “Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice” and “any sufficiently advanced malice is indistinguishable from incompetence.”

Was it staged? Based on what we know of the shooter, likely not, but as The Rock would say, IT DOESN’T MATTER. Despicable Me and his minions base everything on ulterior motives and how they can game a situation, no matter what it is. If it seems like the event was staged, it’s not just because the regime has lied about everything else, it’s because THEY are the ones acting like it was staged for their benefit.

Because after the shooting, the Dinner host announced that the president was going to hold a press conference in just 30 minutes. (And everybody laughed.) And Trump used the occasion to say this is why he needed to have his one big beautiful ballroom, when the White House has never hosted the Correspondents’ Dinner, the judge who halted construction did allow for the construction of a bunker, and drone-proof bunkers are not going to help against a shooter who managed to get a longarm and shotgun past security.

Not to mention that even before the shooting, everyone was wondering why Trump wanted to attend on this particular year when he’d never attended the event as president before. And everyone was speculating on whether he could even make a speech to what was bound to be a hostile audience.

And then over the weekend through Monday Trump and other Republicans blamed the evil Democrats for inciting a climate of hatred as opposed to reacting to it. For instance, before the weekend, Jimmy Kimmel did a fake roast speech to the Correspondents’ Dinner where he said that Melania had “the glow of an expectant widow.” And for this His Majesty demanded (again) that Kimmel be fired by ABC.

A Trump supporter halfway beat Nancy Pelosi’s husband to death, and nobody claimed Trump had anything to do with it. When Trump gave his speech on January 6 saying that the Vice President should go along with his fake elector scheme, and he didn’t, Trump tweeted “Mike Pence didn’t have the courage” to do the right thing, and all of a sudden all the people who were at the speech busted into the Capitol chanting “HANG MIKE PENCE!”
But that wasn’t considered an example of free speech inciting violence. Although by Trump’s “standards”, it should have.

“They must’ve been talking about some other fast food clown!”

That hypocrisy is yet another one of the reasons why the president cannot command sympathy and support for his demands, however much he uses his Republican Party cult to make up for that. It keeps coming back to the fact that people believe that Trump would fake a shooting just to hustle for sympathy, whether he actually did or not, and he is acting like he set this up for his personal goals whether he did or not.

Why would we believe Trump would do that?

Well, what kind of person would stage a shooting at a journalists’ event just to get the public to support his demands?
The kind of person who would let a guy get shot at one of his rallies just to gin up support for his presidential campaign.

What kind of person would let a guy get shot to get support? The kind of guy who would pal around with convicted pedophiles like Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, and who has done everything in his power to cater to Maxwell, short of pardoning her, which is still not off the table.

What kind of person would hang out with the likes of Epstein? The kind of person who as president would laugh at the War Powers Act, kill fishermen in international waters, violate sovereignty to abduct one head of state, start a major war in the Middle East, target their head of state for assassination, target a girls’ school in the country, killing over a hundred children, and in his own words, threaten to end an entire civilization if they don’t bow down to him.

The problem is not that the Correspondents’ Dinner was a failure of security and a real assassination attempt. The problem is not that it looks like a staged assassination attempt. The problem is, it only looks like a staged attempt because the ruling class of this country are lower than scum, and the longer they stay in power, the more damage they will do to the entire world.

The term “enshittification” was popularized by leftist writer Cory Doctorow to describe the degradation of service on online websites and apps. His piece is quoted in Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enshittification

“Here is how platforms die: first, they are good to their users; then they abuse their users to make things better for their business customers; finally, they abuse those business customers to claw back all the value for themselves. Then, they die. I call this enshittification, and it is a seemingly inevitable consequence arising from the combination of the ease of changing how a platform allocates value, combined with the nature of a “two-sided market”, where a platform sits between buyers and sellers, hold each hostage to the other, raking off an ever-larger share of the value that passes between them.”

“In a 2024 op-ed in the Financial Times, Doctorow argued that “‘enshittification’ is coming for absolutely everything” with “enshittificatory” platforms leaving humanity in an “enshittocene”.

For a while now I have seen such a process occurring in most capitalist endeavors, not just online platforms. Only I don’t call it enshittification, I call it strip-mining the market. Basically, in order to maximize profit, a company’s owners will cut back on customer service and inventory, and charge for things that used to be perks, that causes people to quit going to the business, that leads to more cost cutting to maximize profit, that makes the business unprofitable and it goes terminal, then the owners sell it for parts. This was a business strategy of investors like Bain Capital, and it is why the once omnipresent Sears department store filed for Chapter 11 and is now reduced to a holding company for its remaining assets.

In this spirit I propose that a similar process is occurring in world government, in particular the American government. And for reasons that will become clear I call it: Enschmittification.

Carl Schmitt, upon being asked how well he knew Adolf Hitler.

Carl Schmitt was a legal scholar and professor in the time of Germany’s interwar “Weimar” Republic. Prior to the takeover of Hitler, Schmitt had written pieces that scholars now regard as both influential to the growing Nazi movement and useful to it. In 1932 Schmitt wrote The Concept of the Political, which detailed his central concept that politics is a case of friend versus enemy, considering liberal notions of non-conflict based political philosophy to be “utopian.” Liberal writer Mike Brock recently wrote on another central work of Schmitt in regard to authoritarianism:

“In 1922, the German jurist Carl Schmitt published a short book called Political Theology. Its opening sentence is among the most consequential in the history of political thought: “Sovereign is he who decides on the exception.”

What is meant by this is that sovereignty means the power to create exceptions to the legal system. Wikipedia goes over one of Schmitt’s earlier works, Die Diktatur (On Dictatorship) in which he stated among other things that it is in fact the purpose of the executive to bypass the formalities and limitations of parliamentary democracy. “If the constitution of a state is democratic, then every exceptional negation of democratic principles, every exercise of state power independent of the approval of the majority, can be called dictatorship.”

To Schmitt, the fundamental premise of government is the distinction between friend and enemy: “This distinction is to be determined “existentially”, which is to say that the enemy is whoever is “in a specially intense way, existentially something different and alien, so that in the extreme case conflicts with him are possible”. The essential dynamic is that government is not a public service, but rather exists to reward and protect one’s friends and punish one’s enemies. This aligns with the cynical Internet interpretation of conservatism: “There are those whom the law protects but does not bind, and there are those whom the law binds but does not protect.”

For Schmitt, capitalism is to be opposed because he sees it as exploitation – “The concept of humanity is an especially useful ideological instrument of imperialist expansion, and in its ethical-humanitarian form it is a specific vehicle of economic imperialism.” At the same time that enmity is based on the opposite of the leftist critique in that free trade seeks to create a universal value rather than stoke conflict: “All liberal pathos turns against repression and lack of freedom. Every encroachment, every threat to individual freedom and private property and free competition, is called repression and is eo ipso evil. What this liberalism still admits of state, government, and politics is confined to securing the conditions for liberty and eliminating infringements on freedom. We thus arrive at an entire system of demilitarized and depoliticized concepts.”

Even in Randian terms, capitalism and business are not simply about making money; making money is the means to the end. Success in capitalism means providing a service no one else can deliver, or with better service than anyone else can deliver. Developing a business is just as much a personal pursuit as athletics or art, from the standpoint of an entrepreneur. It is goal-directed. Competition may lead to the merger of a business with a smaller one, but that is not necessarily the goal. When making money is the whole point, all the other stuff that a given business does is secondary to what is ostensibly the company’s reason for being, and a company and its product can be sacrificed for the sake of greater mergers and sell-offs. At this point capitalism indeed becomes what the Left claims it to be: A cancer.

Enschmittification is nothing less than the application of this mercenary behavior to government.

While Schmitt is the thinker most often quoted by recent analysts, the anti-liberal or “post-liberal” approach to government in the modern era has been developed the longest by Russia, which should be no surprise to anyone seeing how Vladimir Putin’s government operates with Hungary and the United States. In an article for The UnPopulist, theorist Tom G. Palmer discussed how Putin’s guru Aleksandr Dugin deliberately referred to Schmitt’s theories in works that were studied by Putin and his men. Palmer did say that the “contingency” of conditions in the United States made it that much easier for Donald Trump to become president, but he and his advisors were very much operating from similar playbooks:
“The accretion of cronyism is not only a problem in Russia—it’s very real almost everywhere and it is very much a function of the state privileging those who are already “in” at the expense of those who are ‘out.’ That’s not just about the old stereotypes of cigar-smoking industrialists in black silk top hats; it’s far more systemic and is found wherever state interventionism creates a space for what political economists call ‘Directly Unproductive Rent-Seeking,’ now usually just shortened to ‘rent-seeking,’ that is, securing wealth without actually creating additional value for others. “

The mechanism for such actions in authoritarian regimes – such as this government – is the standing assumption that the executive’s authority means the ability to interpret how the laws apply. This is an informal norm in many countries but Schmitt specifically articulated this as deliberate policy.

For instance the Constitution specifically states that only the Congress can declare wars but places the President as Commander in Chief because decisions in a wartime situation have to be made with immediacy. But given the prospect of nuclear war or surprise attacks (such as 9-11) it has been more and more the assumption since World War II (where Congress did declare war after Pearl Harbor) that the president has to have authority for military action even in advance of an existing war or casus belli, effectively transferring the warmaking power to the executive. The War Powers Act, passed in the wake of the Vietnam War, merely authorizes or reviews presidential military action taken after the fact, and even this has rarely been invoked since passage. The premise is that in case of emergency, the government needs to bypass the law. As many people have observed, especially these days, if you give the government the power to break the law in an emergency, they will create an emergency when they want to break the law.

But on many levels it is the second Trump term, far more than the first, which demonstrates the true practice of enschmittification in action. It already started before the 2025 inauguration with the ascension of Trump’s main financial backer, Elon Musk, who was given blanket authority in government by Trump with no Cabinet office (and thus, no Senate authorization) for no other reason than that he was an elite capitalist who had already perfected the process of enshittifying Twitter after he purchased it, changing it from a flawed but universal platform into a vehicle for the distorted views of himself and fringe fellow travelers, legitimizing racist and fascist-adjacent opinions by their presence on his established platform, and not incidentally promoting the Trump 2024 campaign. After the election, Trump announced the creation of “DOGE” – the Department Of Government Efficiency, under Musk and Republican entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy. Ramaswamy was quickly pushed out, perhaps because people realized that a department to eliminate inefficiency didn’t need redundant leadership. As soon as Trump was sworn in (and Musk saluted our Roman ancestors), the current occupant of the Oval Office established DOGE by executive order (not an act of Congress). The legal status of DOGE remains unclear and most of its agents serve on an “acting” level without Congressional authorization or approval. While Musk had asked payments of millions for his staff, it remains to be seen how much unnecessary spending has been trimmed from government. DOGE was however given unrestricted access to everyone’s Social Security and financial records, set previously independent bureaucracies under direct presidential control, cut staffing for offices investigating Musk and his businesses, mostly dismantled the US Agency for International Development (USAID), eliminated over 300,000 government jobs and cut budgets at various departments including SSA, Treasury and Health and Human Services, by eliminating all that “waste, fraud and abuse” that previously was known as “providing services to the population at large.”

The latest manifestations of the dynamic are in Trump’s Iran war (aka The You Know What They Do To Pedos In Prison War). Reporters discovered that just before Trump announced a threat to bomb Iran’s civilian energy facilities, someone bought $1.5 billion in oil futures. Or as it’s usually called, insider trading, since you would have to know what was going down beforehand in order to time the maneuver. And after he got talked out of nuclear annihilation, he seemed willing to entertain the idea of leaving a postwar arrangement where Iran would charge tolls on passage through the Straits of Hormuz if America could get a cut of the proceeds. So the whole thing started with any of various pretexts, such as the threat the Tehran theocracy posed to its people, or the threat it posed to Israel, or rival Sunni governments, and the Iran cutoff of shipping is a blatant violation of international law. But Trump was willing to throw both principle and practicality aside if he thought he could monetize the situation, even if it meant a ‘joint venture’ with the nation he started hostilities with.

It’s almost as if Trump thinks the most important government on the planet is just a vehicle to make him more rich.

But not only is Trump’s war of choice cutting off the world energy lifeline at the Strait of Hormuz, his partners in the region are endangered as Iran fires missiles and drones at their own oil facilities, causing damage that will take years to repair, and in the process, causing many of the Arab princes to rethink their ties to Washington.

The irony being that the late stages of this process are undermining its reason for being: If enschmittification means changing government from a public service to a vehicle of personal enrichment, continued manipulation will only serve to undermine profits as the outside world reacts to the manipulation.

That is, control of the markets by right-wing rent seekers can undermine a country’s economy at least as much as socialist intervention. This can create a vulnerability to the government even greater than the weaknesses created by enshittification in the private sector. The first sign of this occurred recently with the parliamentary elections in Hungary. There, Prime Minister Viktor Orban had been in charge for 16 years, and thus had gotten that much farther along in co-opting private media, industries and the courts than Trump has over 10 years. He had also gotten that much farther in fixing the government, by changing the election rules to grant even more seats to the majority (such that in 2022 Orban’s Fidesz coalition got 54 percent of the vote but two-thirds of the parliament seats). This made Orban the darling of not only Vladimir Putin but serious anti-liberal thinkers in the West (such as JD Vance and Rod Dreher). But by 2026, Hungary’s economy was weaker than that of Romania or Bulgaria. Despite national health care and other provisions America does not have, basic services and consumer goods are lacking. “The main reason for Hungary’s poor economic performance is an autocratic government that has subordinated its economic policy to systemic corruption and the organized theft of public funds, undermining fair competition,” said József Péter Martin, Executive Director of Transparency International Hungary, at the presentation of their 2025 report. But in 2024, Fidesz member Peter Magyar decided to protest a scandal in which the Minister of Justice pardoned a defendant in a child sex abuse case.* He also made news by helping to expose a bribery scandal where the same Minister – Magyar’s ex-wife – admitted on tape that records had been altered on government orders. Riding public outrage, Magyar joined the existing Tisza opposition party and gained a seat in the European Parliament. Preparing for this year’s campaign, Magyar and Tisza adopted the critical strategy of getting all the opposition parties to unite under their coalition (since Hungary actually has more than two political parties), canvassing the nation in person instead of relying on state media, and sending an online questionnaire proposing 13 specific actions. Notably, Magyar is not a leftist, being a center-right politician who agrees with a lot of previous Orban policy (such as immigration restriction) but “liberal” in demanding public investment and the rule of law. The Tisza campaign focused not so much on Orban’s so-called illiberal social policies as the decline of the economy, the blatant corruption and self-dealing of the government, and the fact that these are the same problem. The end result, after 16 years of Orban rule, led to Tisza winning in a landslide. Ironically, the margin of the vote turned Orban’s rig against him, with Tisza gaining two-thirds of the seats in parliament and thus allowing the new party to change the Constitution as Fidesz had done in 2010.

The situation for America is not exactly analogous, especially since Hungary is a parliamentary system which meant that the head of government is determined by majority control and not election of a separate office. But as Trump continues his war of choice against the nation that controls 20 percent of the world’s access to oil, the prices of gasoline and diesel will continue to increase, which will increase the cost of transportation of goods, which will increase the price of everything else, and all the while Trump and his family and cronies monetize the situation every way they can. It has already been predicted that Republicans will lose the House in November, assuming the number of dead elderly Democrats doesn’t outpace the number of Republicans being expelled before then. Trump’s bad behavior is a known quantity. But now that it directly affects American voters where they live, it’s more likely than ever that he will lose his main enabler in consolidating the government, the Republican Congress. Ethnic cleansing, putting your face on every building in Washington and dressing like Jesus may be tolerable, but gas at 5 dollars a gallon is something else.

Or as was said quite some time ago:
“It’s the economy, stupid.”

* -P.S. And it doesn’t help when your government enables pedophilia, either.

So. We have not started a nuclear war. Yet.

Just to recap: Easter Sunday, Our Lord and Savior, Donald Trump, rose from his bed to twit the following: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President Donald J. Trump”. Because this government is basically The West Wing as scripted by David Mamet and directed by Martin Scorsese.

“This made a lot of people angry and was widely perceived as a bad move.”

No less a right-wing whackjob than Marjorie Taylor made an extended post saying “Everyone in his administration that claims to be a Christian needs to fall on their knees and beg forgiveness from God and stop worshipping the President and intervene in Trump’s madness,” the former Georgia congresswoman responded on X on Sunday. “Our President is not a Christian and his words and actions should not be supported by Christians.” She also said “This NOT what we promised the American people when they overwhelmingly voted in 2024, I know, I was there more than most. This is not making America great again, this is evil.”

Bee itch, this is EXACTLY what you and yours voted for. You wanted a president who would remake the country in your twisted image and that required someone who was both shameless and oblivious enough to put himself above the law. And now you know what that means, but it’s too late now, cause you elected him God.

Same thing with Alex Jones: ““The definition of genocide is destroying an entire civilization/people!” Jones wrote on X, following Trump’s threats to eliminate Iranian civilization Tuesday. “Trump literally sounds like an unhinged super villain from a Marvel comic movie. This IS NOT WHAT WE VOTED FOR!!”

Things are really bad when you hope, “Gee, I hope Alex Jones can talk some sense into this guy.”

And as Trump ALWAYS does, he heard the feedback and decided to double down on stupid. Easter Monday they held the White House Easter Egg Roll and Trump decided to pontificate to children about how America was “dead” but thanks to him it’s “hot”, while flanked by his wife and the Easter Bunny (in the picture, the Easter Bunny is on the right). Overnight he twitted this winner: “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will.” (He did not specify if he meant Iran or the United States.) This on top of his previous posts led to that many more calls to invoke the 25^th Amendment and remove Trump from office for incapacity. Jones went further. On InfoWars, he asked his guest Robert Barnes, “How do we 25^th Amendment his ass?” Barnes pointed out that under the rules for invoking the 25^th, (Section 4) it’s actually harder to do than to get an impeachment conviction in the Senate. So Jones asked what else could be done and Barnes said they “tackle Trump and let him pretend he’s president and publicly report that he’s going through a health issue … It literally needs to be something like that. It’s that bad.” “I’ve known you for a long time,” Jones replied. “You’ve never called for an internal coup before.”

Republicans in Congress of course would not go that far, but Trump supporter and fellow Putin fanboy Senator Ron Johnson (BR.-Wisconsin) said Tuesday, “I do not want to see us start blowing up civilian infrastructure … We are not at war with the Iranian people. We are trying to liberate them.”

Meanwhile there were filmed events of Iranian civilians coming to key power plants to act as human shields or at the very least let American airmen know that they are ordered to kill non-combatants. To this Trump whined, “They’re not allowed to do that.” Thus expressing his inner five-year old. Which in his case is his outer five-year old.

Maybe that’s why, less than two hours away from Trump’s self-imposed 8 pm deadline to genocide, he agreed to a proposal from Pakistan to hold off civilian strikes for two weeks “subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz”.

TACO Two Weeks strikes again!

Only that level of shrewdness could have bankrupted six casinos!

Although as Andy Borowitz points out, this just means Trump is giving himself two weeks to come up with an even bigger distraction for the Epstein Files. ™

Basically somebody gave Our Very Stable Genius an out from an action that would have not just destroyed Iranian infrastructure but infrastructure in Israel, Saudi Arabia and elsewhere from Iran’s inevitable retaliation strike. It would have broken relations with our allies, leading to denial of military base access, a breakoff of relations, or even a very strongly worded diplomatic message. And given how much even Republicans are taking the 25^th Amendment seriously, he might not have been able to maintain support in a Congress where Moscow Mike Johnson cannot spare any defections.

None of this changes the fact that while the current status quo is not as bad as Trump carrying through his threats (at least not as bad for Trump, which may be why someone finally got him to chicken out), it’s still pretty bad for the world. If the goal was to prevent a deranged lunatic from getting a nuclear weapon, well- way too late for that. It’s that much more likely that Iran will feel the need to get one, knowing that the US and Israel will not stop bombing them until they do. (The history of North Korea, or for that matter the history of Ukraine vs. Russia, indicate that Western attempts to stop the spread of nukes might actually be counterproductive to world peace and security.) That being the case, Israel will feel even less secure knowing that the Islamic tyranny in Iran, an anti-Semitic regime that has sought to destroy them for years, is an existential threat, and now knows that Israel is an existential threat to it. Whatever happens to the Strait of Hormuz, Iran gets a say, and the world’s fossil fuel supply is that much more under their control than before. The Gulf states that now host our military bases, mainly as a deterrent to Iran, are seeing those bases as more of a liability. And we have already depleted our military supplies to the point where we have less defense against future Chinese and Russian expansionism. Assuming that wasn’t the idea.

Again, rump promised on Tuesday that a whole civilization would die tonight. It wasn’t Iran, but in a way, it was the United States. Thanks to this clown, we and the rest of the world can no longer trust that the Americans are the good guys or that our leadership can be trusted. Because this is NOT a republic of laws, but a democracy of men, and far too many Americans actively chose this, or knew better but chose not to vote for Kamala Harris because she supported Israel too much. (You think Harris would have got snookered into Bibi’s new war, kids?) So before I conclude, let me just say to all you Trumpniks and “anti-Zionists”, as diplomatically as I can:

DIE.

Slowly and painfully.

Which is very likely given how many of you take your medical advice from RFK Junior.

While you’re at it, castrate yourselves. Just take out a butter knife and lop it off. Take yourselves out of the gene pool. If you’re really pro-life and you think that every baby has a soul and God intends them all to go somewhere, make sure they don’t go to stupid parents who will raise them to be stupid. You need to get flushed out of the body politic, the sooner the better.

As it is, it’s hard to see how we survive to the July 4 250^th anniversary of the United States, at least if We, the People, are so passive and sheeplike that we continue to allow this feeb to keep misruling it. And it’s gonna be pretty hard to celebrate our revolt from British North America when most of us are looking at Canada and thinking “You know, maybe putting extra ‘U’s in words doesn’t seem that bad.”

My Fellow Americans, and All Our Ships At Sea,

We got a real serious situation in Iran, and to make sure everybody takes it seriously, I am addressing the nation on April Fool’s Day.

We are very close to achieving our military objectives against Iran, which is not a war, cause you gotta go to Congress to have a war, not like I give a fuck what Congress says, they’re all a bunch of sissy bitches who bend over when I say, just like I do with Putin. We are gonna hit ’em real hard, harder than anybody’s ever been hit before, right back into the Stone Age where we belong. They. I mean they. They being Iran. I’m real serious.

Also, next week is Infrastructure Week.

I got somethin’ to say to our so called “allies” who wouldn’t step up and help with the war I started without Congressional authorization, choking the world’s access to fossil fuel and wrecking the global economy cause it was my time of the month and also cause I needed the press to stop talkin’ about the Epstein Files. I wasn’t supposed to say that, was I? DID I MENTION I’M TERMINALLY SENILE AND HAVE NO INTERNAL MONOLOGUE??

To all those other countries, I’m telling you if you want that oil, you gotta take it. Cause I don’t care anymore. I’m bored. I’m like a five-year old on a sugar crash. Anybody who knows me, they knows I don’t care about nothin’ except me. You can just take it. Iran’s got no military. Just ask the people at that Saudi airfield who saw an AWACS get cut in half. You think Iran did that? It was Joe Biden! Or George Soros! Maybe both! PIZZAGATE!

You can just walk in and take it. Take it. They got nothin’. They got no cards. No cards! You can trust me. I’m an expert on playing cards. That’s how I bankrupted six casinos.

We’re gonna destroy Iran and it’s capacity to build a nuclear weapon! Just like I did a few months ago! You wanna know how! I’m not tellin’ ya! If we don’t know what we’re doin’, then neither will the enemy!

Nobody knows what I’m gonna do! Not even me! You wanna find out? You just gotta keep watchin’ the Trump Show!

BE THERE. ALOHA.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

By the time that I’m through singin’

The bells of the schools of the wars will be ringin’

More confusions, blood tranfusions

The news of today will be the movies for tomorrow

And the water’s turned to blood, and if you don’t think so

Go turn on your tub

And if it’s mixed with mud

You’ll see it turned to gray

And you can call my name

I hear you calling my name

-Love, “A House Is Not A Motel”

Donald Trump, Russia’s Viceroy for North America, decided to start yet another war of choice, this time in Iran. (‘You can’t have Iran, Donnie, you haven’t finished your Venezuela.’) And apparently because “Operation Midnight Hammer”, the latest in a series of military missions named after straight-to-video action movies/gay porn videos, did NOT end Iran’s nuclear weapons capacity despite Our President bragging for days that it had, he decided to go along with Israel’s effort to take out Iran’s senior leadership, blanking out the point that they had junior leadership under them, such as the late Ayatollah’s son, who also lost his mother, wife and several other relatives in the strike.

This made a lot of people angry and was widely perceived as a bad move.

Because compared to Midnight Hammer, Iran now correctly perceives the attack as an existential struggle for the survival of their regime, and is attacking the US and its allies accordingly. Not only are the Iranians mining the Strait of Hormuz, which is basically their entire coast, they are bombing Israel. So Israel decided to bomb a major Iranian oil facility and Iran retaliated by bombing a Qatar oil facility. So Wednesday, Rex Mundi twitted “NO MORE ATTACKS WILL BE MADE BY ISRAEL” unless (of course) Iran retaliates, in which case we’re gonna hit back with “an amount of strength and power that Iran has never seen or witnessed before.” All of which is telling in that a, Trump is admitting that Israel acted independently of us (or that he knew what they were doing but will not admit it), b, Trump, as with Venezuela, is more concerned about saving the oil fields for future exploitation than any civilian or military costs, and c, making demands on Israel because they endangered Qatar means he has to choose between Israel and Qatar, his two favorite bribers.

It’s almost as if nobody has any idea what’s going on. Not as if anyone with half a brain (i.e. Most adults other than Trump) didn’t know that Iran always had the option to threaten the Strait if attacked. This week Trump actually whined that it was “unfair” that Iran continues to block the Strait of Hormuz, saying “you win a war, but they have no right to be doing what they’re doing.” (He keeps using this word ‘win’. I do not think it means what he thinks it means.) Apparently one of Trump’s favorite generals, Dan Caine (whom Trump had appointed Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff for his loyalty) specifically told him that an attack on Iran could prompt them to block the Strait of Hormuz. But apparently Trump, based on his fluke success couping Venezuela, assumed that once he took out the head of state, everyone would just do what he said, and because they haven’t, he doesn’t know what to do next.

Why did Trump think this was going to be just like Venezuela when everybody was telling him otherwise?

Because he’s a moron.

Quad Erat Demonstrandum.

Meanwhile Secretary of Bombing Schoolgirls Pete Hegseth has been giving talks trying to prop up the war effort while denying that there’s been any blowback. Last Friday Hegseth told a press conference, “The only thing prohibiting transit in the straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping. It is open for transit should Iran not do that.”

A bit like saying, “the only thing prohibiting crossing the field is all the mines, barbed wire and drones.”
Or, “the swimming pool is perfectly safe, apart from all the loose razor blades.”
Or “there’s no reason you can’t drive across the Grand Canyon, you just have to watch out for all the potholes.”

Why does Hegseth actually seem to believe what comes out of his own mouth?
Because he’s a moron.

So now at least 20 percent of the world supply of oil is being cut off by a war of choice, that we don’t know how to get out of, and the production of Qatar, Saudi Arabia and others is threatened, and the cost of everything that depends on transport, that is, everything, will keep exploding, because Kamala Harris had girl cooties and Americans decided they would rather trust a retarded pigboy even knowing he wrecked his last “great” economy by giving us all Trump Virus. ™

And on the off chance that an actual Trumpnik is reading this, you might ask, “Hey, why you gotta insult Our President like that? Callin’ him a pigboy, when he’s the greatest president we ever had since Jesus Himself?”
There’s a reason why I call Trump a pigboy.

Because he’s a pigboy.

Squinty little eyes, looks like a pig, eats like a pig, his favorite environment is wallowing in mud and shit. AND, if you want to work with the pig, you have to get down in the shit with him.

For example, Marco Rubio. Nominally Trump’s Secretary of State, not like he had any say in the events leading up to this. Somebody who had a certain level of respect as a Senator from Florida, and for telling off Trump in the first part of the 2016 campaign. But we’re not taking about what Marco Rubio is planning for Cuba, or whether he’s going to run for president in 2028. No, the main Rubio news in March was when Trump gave all his men Florsheim shoes, without checking their size, and expected them all to wear them. And all the pictures of Rubio last week showed him wearing shoes that are clearly too big for him. Not like Rubio couldn’t have looked up that model and ordered the same shoes in his size. But he didn’t. Because then Trump would know. He wore the shoes Trump ordered so that Trump could see that he was wearing those specific shoes. Because Trump demands absolute loyalty, and the surest way to prove your loyalty is to let your Master absolutely humiliate you. Day in, and day out.

If Trump told his Cabinet to wear lipstick and lingerie on camera, they’d all look like the cast of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Why does Marco Rubio act like such a simp when the whole reason he’s there is supposed to be because he needs to provide the president expert advice that he may need?

Because Rubio is a moron.

You may be sensing a pattern here.

Well actually, it’s not like Rubio is mentally subnormal, unlike Trump or half his Cabinet, but he like JD Vance and other people who had brains and were able to think critically about Trump sold their egos and their minds to get proximity to him, cause they wanted to be on the side that’s winning. Or more likely, out of ingrained pathological hatred for Democrats, because what’s happening right now is the exact opposite of winning.

So now our bear of very little brain has his head stuck in the hunny jar. And it’s not like he’s ever going to get out by himself. Nicholas Kristof in the New York Times said we might be able to gracefully back out of this with concessions, but if there were reasonable people on either side, we wouldn’t be here. The whole premise of Donald Trump’s psychology is that he is perfect and can never make a mistake, therefore he will never admit to making a mistake. For example, Eric. Plus which, the Pars Gas Field attack indicates that Israel’s Prime Minister has at least as much say in the direction of things as Trump, and both Israel and Iran, with some reason, see the other as a threat to their existence. Beyond the collective threat, Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu have one more thing in common: They need to keep their countries in a state of emergency in order to avoid prosecutions that could kick them out of office, which would almost certainly lead to them going to prison.

Surely the needs of the few, or the one, outweigh those of the tens of thousands?

But don’t worry. As Our God-Emperor says, “Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.“

I saw somebody on YouTube, can’t remember exactly who, but they said that we need to make sure Trump’s motherfucking enablers do not get away with this when it is all over. And they mentioned the end of Inglourious Basterds. This was where SS man Hans Landa agreed to spill his secrets to the Allies to save his own skin, and commando leader Aldo Raine agreed to this, but then did something to make sure that he wouldn’t be able to just live a normal life from then on. So he took out a knife and carved a swastika into the Nazi’s forehead.

(Oh, sorry about the spoiler. By the way, in the movie, Hitler goes to a movie theater in France and the Resistance blows the place up and ends the war.)

Now, I don’t think we need to do anything that bloody. After all, Trumpniks are like vegans in one respect: You don’t have to ask their alignment, THEY WILL TELL YOU. Plus which, it’s not like The Daily Show hasn’t based much of its humor on the fact that videotape exists and Republicans seem blissfully unaware of it.

That being the case, these tweezer dicks might still try to blend into the background, in which case we all owe it to dig up their past and throw it in their faces every time they try to attain a respectable public position again. How long did the Hebrews have to wander the desert for defying God? Forty years? The Republicans can be at third-party status for at least that long. They should understand, they’re all Good Christians. Forty years or however long it takes until they, like the Democrats, figure out that white supremacy doesn’t work.

Speaking for myself, I don’t expect to live that long. So I will NEVER forget.

And I will never forgive.