REVIEW: Star Trek Starfleet Academy (Season One, so far)

I had recently done a review of the pilot episode for Starfleet Academy, and I thought the show had potential. As of last week it’s had six episodes, and so far it’s a mixed bag. When this show hits, it’s as good as anything that Star Trek has produced, but at least as often it gets too cutesy for its own good. Of course, there’s always a risk of cutesiness where Stephen Colbert is involved in anything, however peripherally.

Basic impressions:

Holly Hunter as Captain Nahla Ake, as I said, is playing a very Holly Hunter-like character, and while she holds her own in dramatic situations and is presented as a competent captain and administrator, still walks around barefoot and says granola-hippie chick stuff like “children are our ambassadors to the future.” I would venture to say that one’s opinion of the character is probably one’s opinion of the show in general.

Sandro Rosta (as cadet Caleb Mir) is certainly physically impressive and has potential as an actor, but his brooding loner archetype has been done to death in other media, which may explain why the middle episodes haven’t been using him as much. I’m also not the only one who’s noticed that he has more chemistry with Holly Hunter as his substitute mother figure than he has with his romantic lead (Zoe Steiner).

Otherwise let me review what’s been shown up to last week:

“Beta Test” – in which the Federation negotiates for Betazed to rejoin the alliance. Since the galatic “Burn” of dilithium, the telepathic Betazoids have enforced a psionic shield to protect their planet, and Admiral Vance (Oded Fehr) points out that this defense will not suffice against the advances of Federation science, or that of their enemies. Even so, the Betazed government leader advocates for isolationism against the wishes of some of his own delegates. Caleb ends up falling in love with one of these delegates, Tarima (Steiner) not realizing that she’s actually the daughter of the leader. Wackiness ensues. (Incidentally, the Betazoid leader is deaf and needs sign language to communicate with non-telepaths; this seems like the producers’ nod to DEI, but it later turns out there is a reason for his disabilty.) Eventually the Federation offers to move the government capital from its historic home in Paris, France to the Betazoid homeworld. With this Tarima and her brother end up joining the school, but while the brother ends up becoming one of Caleb’s roommates, Tarima for personal reasons joins the rival War College, which puts a wedge between him and her.

“Vitus Reflux” – the rivalry with the War College is further explored. In their defense, during the Burn, the War College was a lot more necessary to the survival of the Federation, with exploration at a standstill and defense as a primary. At this point in the history it is the established school and the Starfleet Academy is just being rebuilt, so the kids at the War College have some reason to feel superior. Even so, things degenerate into a prank war, and the Academy regulars feel obliged to step up. There is also a parallel plot with the elitist Darem (George Hawkins) in rivalry with Genesis (Bella Shepard) to lead a battle-simulation team against the War College, and trying, at first unsuccessfully, to recruit Caleb and Jay-Den. It turns out that Darem and Genesis both come from deeply perfectionist families, and that realization causes them to quit competing with each other and become more team-oriented. Even so, the character histories are in service of a movie-comedy frat rivalry, and one of the recurring issues with this season is that the War College head Kelrec (Raoul Bhaneja) keeps getting set up as the Dean Wormer to Captain Ake’s Otter.

“Vox in Excelso” – as is often the case with post-original Star Trek, the Klingon episode is a step up from what came before, and Karim Diane’ as Jay-Den turns out to be one of the better actors in the young cast. The Klingon medical student Jay-Den remembers the events that brought him to Starfleet as a planetary disaster threatens an already decimated Klingon race, and the Federation is obliged to take a position. In the public debate, Jay-Den ends his studious avoidance of conflict, taking up the unpopular position that the Klingons cannot survive on Federation charity. This episode thus squares the circle and shows how this most un-Klingon character is still totally Klingon.

“Series Acclimation Mil” is the episode centered on “Sam”, (Kerrice Brooks) the photonic life form who was created by the artificial Kasqian culture to be an emissary to the Federation. This is the episode where the cutesiness is on full blast, with details like the cartoon doodles in Sam’s point-of-view scenes, and the fact that Darem’s race vomit glitter. Sam tries to approach other cultures by crashing a Bajoran appreciaton course, and changing her parameters to get herself drunk. All of which confirms that while she is infectiously cheerful, she is also too much. The serious story, such as it is, is where Sam chooses her elective course as a biography of Benjamin Sisko, the Emissary of the Bajoran Prophets. Sam finds out that Sisko was partially created by the Prophets, just as she was purpose-created, and despairs that her course in life is set, as his was. But in a virtual conversation with Jake Sisko (Cirroc Lofton), Jake tells Sam that he knew Ben Sisko primarily as his Dad. He had a career, interests and a life of his own, no matter what his ultimate fate was. And this inspires Sam to stay on her own course. Even so, the episode is dependent on Benjamin Sisko and it points up the fact that Avery Brooks has been retired for years and refused to be directly involved in this episode, and this absence calls attention to itself in a way that undermines the story.

“Come, Let’s Away” – and here, shit gets real.

Caleb and Tarima finally consummate their relationship, and establish a Betazoid mind-meld. She brings him into a safe space in her mind, but sees a fragment of memory where Caleb is taken from his Mom during childhood. Caleb freaks at this (accidental) invasion of his privacy, and breaks things off. Shortly thereafter, the two schools are brought together on the Athena for a joint space mission to explore an abandoned Federation ship, one group from each school boarding the vessel and the other cadets observing from the command ship. But immediately they are ambushed by alien Reavers Furies who take them hostage and threaten to cannibalize them. The away team’s badass War College commander sets up a fight for the kids to escape, sacrificing himself in the process, but the cadets are holed up on the ship’s bridge with transporter signals jammed. Over a barrel, Vance tells Ake to negotiate with her old enemy Nus Braka (Paul Giamatti) because apparently he’s fought Furies before and defeated them. And this leads to all kinds of psychological probing between the two as Braka holds out for concessions. Meanwhile Tarima uses her bond with Caleb to contact him on the hulk and send communications from the Athena. Eventually Braka tells the Feds that the Furies are descended from bats and thus vulnerable to sonics. Vance commissions a cruiser from a nearby research base and has it equipped with a sonic cannon to assist the Athena. But when the ship arrives, Braka, now safe on his flagship, reveals that he was working with the Furies all along. The Furies breach the bridge, disrupt Sam, kill another cadet and Tarima ends up overloading her power with a psychic scream that kills all the invaders but puts her in critical condition. The research base, now undefended, is raided by Braka’s crime syndicate, who kill its staff and take their critical experimental projects.

It’s hard to see how they’re going to go back to silly school rivalry after that.

That’s an example of how the show can come up with genuinely dramatic work, but up to that point it’s been atypical. As the first season of Starfleet Academy winds down, it will be worth seeing if the story will end up being worthy of this setup.

REVIEW: Star Trek – Strange New Worlds (Season 3)

I wanted to go back over Strange New Worlds before doing a review of Starfleet Academy so far. Star Trek – Strange New Worlds Season 3 came and went a while ago, but Season 4 is coming up in 2026, and in terms of its overall story arc the show continues to build a bridge between Captain Christopher Pike (Anson Mount) and the classic crew of the Enterprise that followed him.

Leading up to the Season 2 cliffhanger, the show had replaced the late engineer Hemmer (Bruce Horak) with Delia, a Lanthanite played by Carol Kane. Lanthanites settled on Earth and pass for Humans and are very long-lived, although since Delia is played by Carol Kane, this basically meant she is from outer space by way of Latvia. Well anyway in the last episode of Season 2, the Gorn staged a massive attack on a Federation settlement, which led to several members of the crew getting captured. But at the same time, Captain Pike’s team ended up finding local survivors, including Delia’s old engineering student, a young Montgomery Scott. Played by Martin Quinn. An actual Scot! With an actual Scottish accent!

Much like the other cast members (or Simon Pegg from the movies) Quinn doesn’t look that much like his Original Series counterpart, especially because of his age. But he looks like he could grow into the role. In Season 3, Quinn became a regular cast member as they established Scotty’s relationship with Delia and others in the cast, including frequent guest star Paul Wesley as Jim Kirk.

I liked this season overall, but I can understand why a lot of people think it jumped the shark. In particular the episode “Four and-a-Half Vulcans”, which did a lot to stereotype Vulcans when this show and other media had done much to give them depth. At the same time, casting Patton Oswalt as a Vulcan hippie was highly illogical.

While Strange New Worlds Season 3 apparently played out in an episodic fashion like the first two seasons, it ended up putting together a seasonal story arc that came together in the end. Again, the cliffhanger was the Gorn capturing several Federation people, which was a source of great tension for Pike, especially since Pike’s fellow captain and steady girlfriend, Marie Batel (Melanie Scrofano) had been implanted with Gorn eggs. Not only did they have to try and fix that, ship pilot Erica Ortegas (Melissa Navia) had to help her friends escape a Gorn containment unit, during which time she was severely injured and traumatized. This led to several episodes where Ortegas dealt with her anger only to end up stranded with a Gorn pilot who helped her to survive a hostile planet, who ended up shot down by Starfleet security sent to rescue Ortegas. Some of us wanted Melissa Navia to have a little more to do, and she did pretty well with this character arc.

As one-shot episode stories proceeded, Captain Batel remained on the Enterprise recuperating, as her condition required her to keep Gorn DNA in her body. The show introduced a likeable medical aide named Dana Gamble who accompanied the crew and Dr. Roger Corby to an ancient ruin, but Gamble picked up an ancient artifact that destroyed his eyes. It actually ended up devouring his soul, and Batel, with Gorn territorial instinct, holds him off until he is put in the brig. Gamble ends up escaping and killing a guard only to get killed by Pelia, who recognizes him as part of an ancient evil called the Vezda. The crew puts the spirit in a transport pattern buffer but it escapes and builds an apocalypse cult at the planet where the Vezda are imprisoned. In the season finale, Dr. M’Benga and the crew realize that the genetic experimentation on Batel has effectively made her akin to the race that imprisoned the Vezda, and in the pocket dimension where the Vezda are imprisoned, Pike and Batel confront Gamble, and after their victory they marry and live past Pike’s foreseen maiming, having a child and growing old together. But as Batel dies of old age, she tells Pike to answer a knock at the door, and when he does, he realizes that he was living in an illusion of the life she wanted them to have together. To defeat Gamble and re-imprison the Vezda, Batel had to evolve into the guardian of the dimension and abandon humanity altogether.

The story is tragic not only in terms of Pike’s personal loss, but in that it confirms his pre-determined path towards ending his Starfleet career crippled and alone.

It’s the sort of thing that doesn’t make a lot of sense when you examine the particulars, but as a story it ends up working. What it reminded me of more than anything else was the season-to-season story arcs of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, where every season they basically set up a “Big Bad” villain with low-key appearances in early episodes, the threat escalates towards the end of things and then the threat is defeated in a season finale that could double as a series finale. And the reason the Buffy producers did that is because their show was on a cheap-ass indie network and they had no idea if they would get renewed next year.

That isn’t the issue with Strange New Worlds, but we know now that the series’ days are numbered. The seasons have only been ten episodes each, and after a ten-episode Season 4 (which has already finished production) the final fifth season is supposed to be only six episodes. And while the premise is already a setup for the timeline of The Original Series, they’re implying more strongly that they’re going to pass the baton to Paul Wesley for at least a “Year One” season of Kirk as Captain of the Enterprise. And while I personally think Wesley looks more like Jack Lord or the young Morrissey than the young Bill Shatner, he’s good enough on his own terms to keep watching.

Well, maybe, because in the wake of David Ellison buying up CBS/Paramount to make Paramount Skydance, he and his father Larry seem to be using their capital – and their clout with Donald Trump, Viceroy for Russian North America – to buy out CNN and if possible its parent company Warner Brothers/Discovery, so it would get that much closer to having a state media monopoly. And as we’ve seen with Warners’ own maneuvering and consolidating, a lot of development projects tend to fall by the wayside in order to satisfy the bottom line. Possibly including not only an SNW sequel but Starfleet Academy, which hasn’t finished its first season yet.

Yeah, I promised myself I would quit complaining so much about the Trump occupation government, but reality keeps getting in the way.

The President’s Speech at the Davos Economic Forum

The following is a transcript of President Donald Trump’s January 21 speech at the Davos Economic Forum, or as much as could be translated from his native language:

Hey there. So anyway, I gotta lotta complaints. I had to switch flights before I even got here. Somethin’ about electrical issue. Somebody should do somethin’ about that. Who’s the Transportation Secretary? Who elected him?

Anyway, I land here in Davos, and they got the big red carpet rolled out for me, but there’s no honor guard. There’s no heads a’state. Nobody to greet me. It’s like I’m bein’ snubbed. Like when the last time Zelenskyy came to see me in Washington. But when I had Putin in Alaska, I pulled out all the stops. I had the military roll out a red carpet for him themselves. I came out to greet him. That’s how ya show respect to a real man. Putin’s a real man. He’s so forceful, so strong… so masculine … Hyh. Huh. ‘Cuse me. Sorry, just talkin’ about him makes me so wet…

So anyways, I came here to talk to NATO about Iceland. I mean Greenland. Why do I, I mean we, we need Greenland so much? Well, there’s this story. One Viking’s talkin’ to another Viking, and he goes ‘Sven, you named this place Iceland but it’s all grass and volcanoes.’ “Ya.” ‘And you named this other place Greenland but it’s all ice and rocks and tundra.’ “Yas.” ‘Why?’ “So da bandits raid da Greenland and leave my Izeland alone.” ‘But people aren’t gonna get confused just because you switched the names! You’d have to be unbelievably STUPID!’

So anyways, that’s why I’m goin’ for Iceland.

Greenland is a source of rare minerals. And lutefisk. Can’t forget the lutefisk. We must never allow ourselves to enter a lutefisk gap. But it’s all under threat now, it’s all under threat from Russia and China. No really, you see them China navy vessels all trawlin’ around the Arctic, you know it’s them cause they all smell like roast duck. And the Russians. You tell me, ‘Russians aren’t patrolling the Arctic. In fact this whole thing seems like it’s straight designed to turn the rest of NATO against its biggest military asset so Putin can move in.’ I have NEVER worked with Putin. I have never wanted him to succeed. Only America. I have never wanted Putin to dominate the United States, bending us over, pounding and pounding, making me wish I could have his baby…

Sorry, where was I?

So I says this and everybody’s all mad. Like the Nobel committee wouldn’t give me a Peace Prize, cause I keep threatenin’ to invade everybody. I don’t need them. I told the Kingdom of Nobel, cause you wouldn’t give me a Peace Prize, I don’t need to think about peace anymore. But nobody agrees with me. They’re so ungrateful. Like the Swiss. And the Germans. If it wasn’t for us, they’d all be speaking German now.

[offside] What, they ARE speaking German? Proves my point.

They used to love me. They used to call me ‘Daddy.’ Girls love it when you call them Daddy. Nobody calls me Daddy anymore. Well, maybe Eric and Tiffany, but who cares about them?

I told everybody here, I could use force. I really, REALLY wanna use force. I wanna see blood in the streets and people cry. Like Minneapolis. Women love it when you use force. Did you know that? My lawyers are sayin’ don’t elaborate. But I wanna use force. But I won’t. Cause I’m a nice guy.

See, I can do all this cause I’m the most popular president ever. I won the popular vote this time! By LOTS! Nobody will stand up to me. Cause everybody loves me. If I ever die, and I made a deal with God, so that’ll never happen, but if it did, my birthday would be a national holiday! It’d be bigger than the Fourth of JULY! That’s how much America LOVES me!

I won that election. And the one before that. And the one before that. And all the others. Washington? He cheated. I woulda won. All of them, they cheated. Reagan winning 49 states in 1984? Cheated. Lincoln winning the Civil War? Cheated. If I’d been Jefferson Davis in 1860, I’da won that election. Then we’d all be the Confederacy. But don’t worry, I’m doin’ everything I can to make that happen.

All I’m sayin’ is that you owe me. I mean us. The United States. And by that, I mean me. You owe us. We give you protection, we expect a cut. We expect a piece of the action. I’m just askin’ for Greenland. It’s just a rock. Just a piece of ice. It can’t be that important to you. I’m willing to destroy the greatest alliance in world history over it, it can’t be that important.

Yeah, people say all this makes me a dictator. Sure I’m a dictator. Some times ya need a dictator. Why did ya need a dictator? So he can make as much money as he can squeeze outta everybody else and fuck over anybody he wants with his government to make up for the fact that he’s so old and feeble he can’t find his own dick under his dunlop with a set a’tweezers. That’s why ya need a dictator.

Did I mention I’m almost eighty years old, clinically senile and have no internal monologue?

Well, anyway, that’s the speech. I’m late for my golf game. I hear the golfin’ is great in Switzerland this time o’year. Where AM I? Am I elected yet??

On the CBS Evening News, anchor Tony Doukopil remarked, “Today, Donald Trump truly became president.”

REVIEW: Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

And now for something completely different.

On January 15, Paramount Plus released the first two episodes of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. I’ve only had time to see the pilot (‘Kids These Days’). And while I don’t know if I like this as much as Strange New Worlds, it has potential.

It is notable not for its cast of young cadet characters so much as the stellar cast around them, like Holly Hunter, Paul Giamatti and recurring Trek people like Oded Fehr and Robert Picardo as “The Doctor” (who as a hologram could feasibly exist for 900+ years in the Star Trek: Discovery timeline).

As with Discovery’s even farther-into-the-future than regular Star Trek setting, there are a number of alien-hybrid characters and a vast array of species on screen, one of which by canon really ought to be extinct by now.

Hunter plays Captain Nahla Ake, a very Holly Hunter-like character who rolls her legs up on her command chair while giving orders or facing off a villain. But the point-of-view character is named Caleb Mir, who is first shown in flashback from 15 years prior, when his mother (Tatiana Maslany) has been manipulated by the ruthless Nus Braka (Giamatti) into a supply raid that ended up killing Federation officers. Ake is the officer who pronounces sentence on the two which means separating Caleb from his Mom and making him a ward of the Federation. But he made his first opportunity to escape and had been on the run ever since. Ake resigned her commission over the whole incident, but after the “Burn” disaster is resolved (in Season 3 of Discovery) Admiral Vance, the head of Starfleet (Fehr) catches up with Ake and offers her the chance to run a new Starfleet Academy/War College to train the (ahem) next generation of officers as the Federation rebuilds. She demurs but Vance dangles the carrot of being able to trace the whereabouts of Mir. Mir (Sandro Rosta) turns out to be a roughened criminal escaping from one prison planet to land up in the next, but Ake gives him her own offer to use her resources in Starfleet to find out what happened to his mother.

And by the way, props to the producers for casting the male lead as a black person, in the tradition of Ben Sisko and Michael Burnham, and in the spirit of Whoopi Goldberg saying that when she saw Nichelle Nichols on the original Star Trek, it confirmed that Black people would continue to exist in the future. Cause right now, that’s kind of up in the air.

The two fly out to the starship Athena, which looks pretty impressive, at least from the overhead view. It is actually the nucleus of the campus building which is to fly itself to San Francisco and serve as the Academy’s new headquarters. In his first day or so, Caleb runs into other cadets, being a pacifist Klingon med student, a young culture student who happens to be the daughter of an admiral, an elitist jerk who is still capable of doing the right thing, and another culture student who is actually from an entire culture of sentient holograms.

And on the way to Earth, Nus Braka shows up to attack the ship, with a Tic-Tac-Toe game carved into his hairdo and serving up more ham than an Easter Sunday brunch. He uses “protomatter” to disable the Athena and try to steal its warp drive, but Mir with his own hacker knowledge of protomatter is able to devise a scheme to override his controls. But this leads to Braka teleporting on board to fight Caleb, in the course of which he tells him that his Mom helped him break out of prison, but doesn’t say what happened to her before he inevitably escapes.

This is yet another case of a Star Trek hero breaking protocols and getting away with it because it turned out to yield the right result. So Caleb gets to stay in the Academy on detention while Ake helps continue the search for his mother, and so the premise is set.

As you see, this isn’t treading that much new ground, with several Trek shows having aliens cast against type and Voyager having officers who were not just roguish but actual criminals. What intrigues me about the long term prospects of Starfleet Academy is that it potentially expands the setting of Discovery from Season 2, which the latter seasons didn’t really do much with. In particular, the rebuilt Starfleet Academy is set up to be part of a larger story in which a former “good guy” nation reduced to the Dark Ages rebuilds not only itself but the broader civilization that formed around it.

Which seems pretty relevant right now.

Forget It Jake, It’s America

A rapist, a fraudster and a mental patient walked into a bar. And the bartender said, “Hi, President Trump!”

Anyway…

I’ve been seeing a few people from other countries, with some cause, blaming the entire nation of the US for what we are seeing in the world today because even if some people voted for a candidate who had a resume other than killing half a million people in one year with Trump Virus ™, there weren’t enough of us, and Trump actually won without the Electoral College this time. And I’ve seen some Americans posting back that those people in other countries don’t understand how screwed up this country is, how voting is mostly state-by-state, and how most people can’t afford to organize or have a general strike to shut down the country precisely because this government prevents us from having health care that isn’t dependent on our employment and most of us can’t survive beyond a paycheck-to-paycheck level.

That’s one take. Here’s mine.

Did you ever see Chinatown?

Warning, there are spoilers.

Detective Jake Gittes (Jack Nicholson) ends up investigating a murder when the chief engineer in the Los Angeles water and power department is found dead. In the course of this he finds out that the reservoir is releasing huge amounts of water despite the city’s drought. Meanwhile the victim allegedly had a mistress but it turns out the ‘mistress’ is the sister of the man’s wife. The wife, Evelyn Mulwray (Faye Dunaway), hires Jake to continue the case and Gittes figures that Evelyn’s father, Noah Cross (John Huston) is behind the water dump in order to facilitate a land grab in the county. Jake confronts Evelyn about her inconsistent story and she reveals that her sister is also her daughter by Cross (I TOLD YOU, spoilers). Gittes tries to confront Cross but he takes Gittes by gunpoint and forces him to reveal the location in LA’s Chinatown where the women are hiding. Evelyn gets her sister/daughter to a car as police arrive. Jake tells her to turn Cross over to the police, and she says “he OWNS the police.” She tries to drive off but the cops shoot her, she slams her car into a corner, and as the cops surround the car, Cross takes the confused teenage girl out to comfort her, and Jake realizes that the disgusting pig is going to get away with everything. He’s going to take over the county AND he’s going to rape his daughter the way he raped her mother. And as his friends on the force lead him away, one of them says “Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown.”

Living in America is like living in the last scene of Chinatown, except that instead of one state, it’s THE ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY.

And the joke is that all the Good Folk Real Americans who wail and whine about how an omnipotent “they” are responsible for all their problems and behind a terrible international pedophilia ring decided that the best way to solve their problems was to vote for the Big Pig at the heart of that ring and turn him into an unaccountable and invincible God.

And they wonder why the rest of us think they’re sub-retarded. Forrest Gump wasn’t that stupid.

But the brilliant thing about the Trump occupation regime is how you can’t focus on the last outrage they committed because in 48 hours they commit an even bigger outrage. I speak, of course, of the regime’s murder of civilian Renee Good in Minneapolis when she was trying to observe an ICE raid of a neighborhood. This particular incident is proving to be an excellent case in how the plain folks of this land allow their stupidity and evil to collaborate in defending their government’s actions.

Despite the fact that the shooting was fully captured on tape, I’ve seen all kinds of social media takes embracing the Church of Trump dogma that Good was “a professional agitator” and that she was shot in self-defense after she “viciously ran over the ICE officer” and “it is hard to believe he is alive”. Never mind that said officer was not even knocked on his feet and was seen walking down the street under his own power while neighbors were screaming at him.

Riddle me this, detectives, why is the burden of responsibility in a threat situation always with the lone unarmed civilian and not with the mall cop who has five weeks of training, riot gear, automatic weapons and two squads of reinforcements with the same characteristics?

Never mind that the video clearly shows the victim turning the SUV away from the officers. “But the vehicle is a deadly weapon!” Well, that much more so when you shoot the driver and let the car run down the road and hit someone’s else car, as happened in this case. “Uh well, I HAD to shoot that bear, it was self-defense.” “Okay, so why did you step IN his path when he was running?”

Then Thursday the shooter’s identity was revealed (which should warn ICE that they should quit assuming their masks are armor) and it was also found out that in his service he had recently gotten stitches after he “got his arm stuck in the window of a vehicle as the driver tried to flee an immigration arrest. He was dragged roughly 100 yards down the street before breaking free.” President of Vice JD Eyelashes did a whole press conference where he tried to justify the officer’s actions as being the result of combat stress. In which case that would indicate he’s exactly the sort of person not to be put in a situation with guns. The fact of this past incident where he tried to stop a moving vehicle from outside indicates to me that he has a history of escalating.

The Church of Trump defenses for this murder are a classic case of willful ignorance. Mere stupidity is insufficient to justify their position. Stupidity could be excused as an inability to process information or a simple lack of knowledge. Such active and willful rationalizations are bad faith arguments for a position that one knows to be wrong. Of course the same people who thought Renee Good shouldn’t have “fucked around and found out” are the same ones who think Ashli Babbitt is a sainted martyr.

And at the same time, we still have the previous outrage that the Renee Good murder trumped, where Trump basically looked at Venezuela, and said “this is mine” and apart from capturing the dictator Nicolas Maduro to face charges in the US, didn’t do anything to follow up. I believe this is because Trump (who was against Bush’s invasion of Iraq after he was for it) didn’t want to get involved in the sort of quagmire that undermined Bush even with his own party. So Trump has handed everything over to Maduro’s Chavista government by default, and they are doing that much more to crack down on dissent than they did. But while some parts of our government like Marco Rubio’s Department of State wanted to indicate a hands-off approach, Trump is all about seizing Venezuela’s oil, including seizing any remaining export ships for their profits to go to “secure” (personal) Treasury accounts. And that’s already causing problems with our “friendly” socialist government in Venezuela. Why do we even need Venezuelan oil, when its crude needs extra refinement, that will require extra investment (which was risky to oil companies before and that much more risky now) and America is already one of the leading oil producers on Earth? Because Secretary Rubio, as a Miami Cuban, has been jonesing to change the Communist governments of the Caribbean since childhood. And he also knows that Trump doesn’t care about arguments based on political strategy, so he said “oil” and his sovereign went “GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! MINEMINEMINE!!” So at some point they’re going to need boots on the ground to get that oil. Not like Trump cares about that, they won’t be his boots. Swollen ankles, y’know.

So Lord Trump is thinking of giving the administration of Venezuela over to effective Chief of Staff Stephen Miller. There’s a great idea. Turn a Hispanic country over to Stephen Miller, who loves Hispanics the way Hitler loved Jews.

Speaking of Stephen Miller acting like Hitler, in the wake of our Latin coup, he and other people have continued to wave our flag over Greenland, Miller’s own wife Katie did a media post showing the Arctic island with an American flag imposed on it, labeled “SOON.” He also did an interview with Jake Tapper at CNN (Cuck News Network), where he said “”The real question is, by what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? What is the basis of their territorial claim?” (Raising the question, what is ours?) It’s like everything else. The Boy King tells himself “I got a right to this. I’m entitled to this.” And his inner circle of worshipers use whatever fraud and force they can to make his delusions reality. Never mind that Denmark, by extension Greenland, is a NATO member, and trying to force the issue would definitely break NATO for all practical purposes, and that directly benefits Vladimir Putin, the ruler of Russia, and wouldn’t that be an incredible coincidence?

We have no eternal allies. We don’t even have eternal interests. We just have a little boy who wants what he wants, and no one will stop him from getting it. We don’t have allies. We have those who are forced, and those who force us. Those who are forced include E. Jean Carroll, the contestants at Miss Teen USA, and everyone else in the United States, not to mention Venezuela, Greenland and Canada.

Who are those who force us?….

Draw your own conclusions.

The thing is, it’s not as though our Constitution and system of government failed in themselves, but they need individuals to enforce them, and our Constitution, which was specifically designed to keep the executive from becoming a mad Caesar, is not being enforced because Democrats are a combination of learned helplessness and programmed reverence for the Big Government they created, and the president’s own party is not a party so much as a death cult. And that is because no matter how stupid and insane Trump is, 77.3 million voters in 2024 were more stupid than him.

Now if you follow social media feeds, maybe some of those Trump worshipers have come to regret their decision, which might also be why the Trump Party lost so big in off-year elections even in states where they were favored. But it’s still too late. The damage is done and it’s been getting worse by the day. The best you can do is try to contain it.

At the moment, the best way to do that would be to force another government shutdown. Yes, another one. Why do we keep having them? Because Democrats want to fund government for people besides Elon Musk, Exxon, and Paul Blart, Gestapo Cop, and Republicans don’t. So they can’t create real budget plans, they just keep passing continuing resolutions that kick the can down the road, and even that is like pulling their own teeth. Now, because the Democrats kept embarrassing themselves trying to force concessions by shutdown in 2025 (and Republicans kept embarrassing themselves trying to do this with Democrat presidents), most Democrats didn’t even want to contemplate holding the budget hostage. Besides which, there’s that aforementioned reverence for Big Government, even when it’s subverted against them. But that was before Renee Good was murdered. The Fucking News: “Without new congressional allocations for 2026, both DHS and ICE would have to shut down after Jan. 31.” And in the wake of ICE’s latest atrocity, there is growing thought in the Senate to cut them off. Senator Chris Murphy (D.-Connecticut) said “Democrats cannot vote for a DHS budget that doesn’t restrain the growing lawlessness of this agency.” I mean that would have been an idea before they voted to do so last year, but hey.

And while the Senate is secure for the Trump Party for this year, they may not even keep the House through November. Georgia’s Marjorie Taylor (BR.-QAnon) has already quit. Another Republican Congressman is in the hospital. And this week California Republican Representative Doug LaMalfa suddenly died at the age of 66. There is a Texas special election in a redistricted area that will probably be won by a Democrat. That would make the margin for Speaker Mike Johnson (BR.-Louisiana) only four, meaning he can only afford to lose one defector on bills, as tied measures lose in the House. And neither chamber is totally united any more.

While the Bullshitter Bully seems more omnipotent than ever, his Party is weaker than ever, and let us never forget, they do what he wants because he does what they want. As I say: Trump is the symptom. THEY are the problem. And while they were already likely to lose at least the House big time, their losses are that much more likely as it becomes that much more clear that the regime is at war with the rest of the country, and voting is the last way we are able to mount an effective protest short of Madame Guillotine. And if Democrats win in 2026 (I do not say ‘when’, cause these are Democrats, and God hates us all) we, the people, need to seriously change the direction of the political class, and that requires changing the only non-Republican party that can get people elected. No more of these Chuck Schumer go-along-to-get-along leaders who still think of the Republican Party as compatriots and colleagues. THEY ARE A GODDAMN OCCUPATION GOVERNMENT RUN BY OUR NATION’S ENEMIES, and they need to be treated as such.

As campaign season commences, every citizen who can do so ought to press every candidate on the question of whether a Democratic House will impeach Trump. And that leads to the question of whether House members will support Hakeem Jeffries as Speaker or find somebody who recognizes where we are and is willing to fight the regime rather than pretend they can be dealt with in good faith.

That’s two things that need to be done right there. And if Democrats win in November, they need to do everything they can to press their position, and to correct the issues that let Trump happen in the first place. For instance, as long as Republicans want to jerk around with our election rules, Democrats ought to follow suit. Like have states pass laws saying you can’t vote unless you can write an essay answer to the question “What is the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’?”

So Much For That Idea

You know how I said my New Year’s Resolution was to not focus so much on Trump?
So much for that idea.

Overnight between Friday and Saturday morning, the Prince of Peace invaded Venezuela. That in itself is not a surprise, given that our Simple Simon Bolivar has been telegraphing moves against that country for most of his first year back in office. What amazes me is that it worked. Apparently they dropped in some commandos and captured Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro and his wife, and are hauling them back to the States on charges of machine gun possession, drug smuggling and other stuff that Boss Trump doesn’t seem to mind if you’re rich enough to bribe him for a pardon.

And sure, even some Republicans are sputtering over the fact that their President is acting without Congressional approval, but we had several votes come up before this to invoke the War Powers Act and they didn’t vote for it then. Trump operates, always has operated, under the old saying “it is better to get forgiveness than permission.” Just DO the thing, and permission is moot. After all, we’ve already done it, and it’s going to be a lot harder to undo. Same thing as getting rid of USAID, the Department of Education, the East Wing, all of it. So in the next few days Trump’s media shills are going to go on full court press to tell us all that anybody who opposes this new campaign for freedom is a Commie Muslim atheist tranny who just hates Our Lord Donald Trump, America’s Greatest President since Jesus Himself.

And our Liberal Media has been showing several incidents of locals cheering in the streets because Maduro is gone, but anybody who thinks this country cares about liberty, especially under our own wannabe dictator, is going to be very disappointed by the new management. These guys are less altruistic than Ayn Rand.

Speaking of whom, Rand did say that a free nation needs no permission to liberate a collectivist slave state, and few people would dispute that Maduro was running a collectivist slave state, but then that being the case, and given that we are clearly not acting on ideological motives, it comes back to the question of who benefits.

Venezuela has the world’s largest proven oil reserves but has had only about 1 percent of the global output, partially due to US sanctions and largely due to mismanagement of facilities. In his press conference, where he sounded more wheezy, slurred and fatigued than ever, Trump openly declared that the country would be directly managed by the US on behalf of our oil companies. There was of course no mention of María Corina Machado, the right-wing opposition leader whom many observers thought won Venezuela’s last election, won the Nobel Peace Prize of 2025 (in exile) and publicly said that Trump should have gotten it. I am posting the transcript of Trump’s “speech” here in order to spare the reader Trump’s Whiny Mafioso With Sleep Apnea voice. Given again how much potential the territory could yield compared to current production, there might indeed be room for improvement.

But it’s just like thinking you can get rich in Las Vegas. The trick is not to make the money, the trick is to get out of town with it. It was almost as easy to conquer Iraq because that country was also a human rights nightmare and people were glad to see us come. But then we decided we didn’t need stuff like a local support base, let alone an exit strategy, because while in theory we were going to liberate the population, in practice all the connected people in the Bush Junior Administration were going to run the place as an industrial colony for the Empire. And that’s what strengthened the guerrilla campaigns against us, because whatever our troops on the ground wanted, they weren’t there to save orphans and give them Hershey bars. And they of course paid the cost, along with hundreds of thousands of locals. And keep in mind, the Bush people actually DID have some folks who believed their own hype about Iraqi Freedom. Trump clearly just wants to treat an entire country as his personal property, and his underlings make the Bush team look as competent as the actual British Empire. And they didn’t last forever either.

The difference is that Iraq was hot, humid and infested with guerrillas but was a nice, open desert for our troops to operate in. Venezuela is hot, humid, infested with guerrillas and a country consisting mostly of deep jungle with a coastline.

Can anybody say “Vietnam”, boys and girls?

Not like Trump would have any experience with that place.

The real disturbing aspect of this invasion is not that this is somehow a break with precedent. Of all Trump’s aggressions, invading a Latin American country is one of the more typical examples of American foreign policy. This is NOT a new action in American history. Remember when we invaded Panama and captured Noriega, just cause we could? When Reagan invaded Grenada in the Caribbean and overthrew its President, just cause he could?

No, nobody remembers. Because nobody reads history. This country can’t even learn from its own Goddamn history. That’s why Trump loves the poorly educated. Who else would elect him?

To paraphrase again from Ayn Rand, what this country needs to do is not preserve the Constitution, but to discover it, because we haven’t been running things according to the Constitution for quite some time. And if the first year of Trump II: Electric Boogaloo didn’t make it clear that that approach to government is reaching an unsustainable point, his Vietnam II is going to make it that much more clear. But since it’s also becoming clear that the Congress and the media won’t treat this as anything more than another Surprising Plot Twist episode of The Trump Show, this country may have to completely destroy itself in order for us to start fresh. It’s starting to look like a better and better idea. Maybe if we didn’t call ourselves “The United States of America” we’d quit assuming we had a legacy right to invade people in this hemisphere.

Of course that raises the question of what we call ourselves. America is taken. Columbia is taken. I don’t think most of us would appreciate being called California and All These Other Guys.

Personally, I’m partial to “Freedonia.”

The Trump Show

Over Christmas Week, God’s Chosen Servant Donald Trump claimed his junior sibling’s title of Prince of Peace, by bombing Islamic militia camps in Nigeria, allegedly because of their strikes against the Christian majority. Raising the question of why Trump won’t authorize strikes against Russia when they have been bombing Ukrainian Christians for years. This happened on Christmas Day, after Trump and Melania participated in NORAD’s Santa Christmas watch, with Trump saying inappropriate things like claiming to win Pennsylvania in 2020, saying “We want to make sure that Santa is being good – we want to make sure that he’s not infiltrated, that we’re not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa.” (He does live around Canada, after all) and then telling one eight-year old girl that she sounded “cute” and “beautiful.”

Speaking of which: Among Viceroy Trump’s many, many Truf Senchal posts over the holiday, he excreted a hysterical defense of his position regarding the Epstein Files ™. I do not care to go over this in full, I am just going to link https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115782891296626533 and invite you to read this as I do, as if Trump’s posts are being voiced by Eric Cartman.

One reason our Invincible Sun seems so threatened is that the Trump Files are not looking any better for him. His Department of Justice (a name that it was given before Orwell) released another huge document dump on Christmas Eve, which as Beltway insiders will tell you is standard procedure for presidents of both parties, hoping nobody will pay attention to the news over the holiday or the weekend. But some of this stuff is really bad, even by his standards. There’s one statement from a prosecutor saying Trump “traveled on Epstein’s private jet many more times than previously has been reported (or that we were aware), including during the period we would expect to charge in a [Ghislaine] Maxwell case”, there is a document supposedly sent by Jeffrey Epstein before his death to fellow prison pedo Larry Nassar as a good-bye greeting saying he has taken the “short route” out. And there is a document listed as file EFTA00025010 where an alleged victim of the trafficking ring, who was thirteen at the time, said she got pregnant, and the conspirators, including Trump, murdered the baby and dumped it in Lake Michigan from his yacht in 1984.

And because apparently there’s nothing else we can do – like, IMPEACH THE MOTHERFUCKER, ALREADY – people are just speculating. Like, supposedly the Nassar letter is fake because it wasn’t stamped in New York (never mind that letters in the federal prison system don’t always have the same origin as the sender). Because the details are so sketchy, and the details are pushing the envelope, some commenters seem to think that the DOJ is deliberately fronting the most horrific and sensational material in order to discredit any accusation against Trump. It’s what Steve Bannon would call “flood the zone with shit” and Vlad Vexler would say is creating a false narrative not in terms of believing the government’s truth, but in terms of believing there is no truth.

I posit that if that is the case, then this maneuver is not the flex that they think it is, because posting the most appalling stories about rump in the hopes that people will be numb to them only belies the point that these stories are not surprising because we have already seen enough examples of his personal evil and corruption to believe he could do such shit, whether these particular cases can be proven or not. Remember, everything against Trump is fake news. Until it isn’t. Russia Russia Russia was fake news, until we found that “perfect phone call” where Trump tried to force the Ukrainian president to create dirt on Joe Biden to get an arms deal from us against Russia. The intimidation campaign against Republicans after November 2020 was fake news, until the Georgia Secretary of State released his recording of Trump’s phone call to him. Trump’s pictorial birthday letter to Epstein was fake news. Until the Wall Street Journal produced their evidence.

And at that point it just comes down to two questions: What is going to be enough for the Church of Trump to quit supporting him? And, what is it going to take for the disaffected majority to say that this cannot stand?

See, Trumpniks, this is why the rest of us think you’re idiots. Not because you oppose abortion, or oppose aid to Ukraine. Those are actual political positions, and you used to have intellectuals who could make serious arguments for them. Not anymore. Now all you care about is Trump. You agree with everything your God-Emperor says, even if he changed his mind three times today. And the joke is that you’ve built your entire philosophy around a mortal man who is that much more perishable than the rest of us. Pretty soon he’s going to need more life support technology than the “real” God-Emperor of Warhammer 40K, and if he dies it will do more to wreck your universe than it would the Imperium.

Seriously, Trumpniks, what will you do when he’s gone? Are you seriously going to tell me you would storm the Capitol in the name of JD Vance and his Liz Taylor eyelashes?

You have nothing else but Trump. You ARE nothing else but Trump. And the laugh here is that “his” positions aren’t really his. Cutting off aid to Ukraine is only acting in service to your Master’s Master, while abortion only became an issue for the non-Catholic contingent as a dodge from supporting institutional racism, and this was one of the areas where the Captain of the Princess adapted to your team and not the other way around.

Everybody knew how much Trump fucked up the first time, and they knew he was gonna fuck it up again, that much worse. He actually announced it, with his tariff policies, and with hiring on Elon Musk and RFK Jr. Nobody cared. They were tired of watching boring Democratic professionals fuck things up in boring professional ways. They wanted to watch their favorite celebrity fuck things up in hysterical and unpredictable ways. (The joke here being that however much the Right accurately snipes at empty-headed Hollywood liberals who think their stardom validates their opinion, they decided to worship a fake TV billionaire who embodied their sense of ‘real’ America, created for them, as Trump would say, straight out of Central Casting.)

People just wanted to keep watching the Trump Show. They didn’t want their favorite celebrity to serve his well-deserved sentence. The fact that this required putting him back in charge of our foreign policy, economic policy and nuclear weapons was just incidental.

The issue is that way too many Americans do not know, or do not care to know, the difference between reality and entertainment, which means that not only does morality not even enter the picture, neither do the consequences of their own actions.

I actually can’t put this any better than Jermaine Fowler could, so I’m just going to link his post:

https://thehumanityarchive.substack.com/p/the-cult-of-celebrity

What it comes down to is that we are in this situation because a critical mass of non-critical thinkers in this country decided they wanted their favorite reality TV game-show host/wrestling heel/pedophile to become an omnipotent and unaccountable GOD.

Verily, can we doubt that Our Divine Sovereign is a wise counselor, wonder worker and font of miracles? Just consider, in the summer of 2024, perhaps coincidentally the weekend before the Republican National Convention, Our President was holding an outdoor speech and got shot across the ear, ducked and came back up with blood streaking across his face from the ear. And yet, the very next day, he was spotted at his usual golfing spot with no bandages. And while he did have one at the Convention, not long after he was revealed to have completely healed, even though most physicians will tell you that a body can’t regenerate ear cartilage after it’s been damaged.

IT’S ALMOST LIKE HE WAS NEVER SHOT AT ALL!!!!

Such is the power of mindless celebrity worship that it elevated the most pathetic unqualified lowlife to the world-historical figure of our age, the Colossus who strides the earth. Or at least, spreads his ass across two seats in an airplane.

And yet, Our Lord’s lizard-like powers of cartilage regeneration apparently don’t extend to his hands, as he was recently sighted with concealer on his left hand after having bruises and bandages on his right hand for months. Allegedly this tracks with the fact that an Alzheimer’s treatment drug called Leqembi is administered through injections in the hand and may cause drowsiness, and also requires frequent monitoring with MRIs. This decline may be why Trump is becoming that much more grandiose, rattling off ever more expansive plans for a “Golden Fleet” and a Versailles-like palace where the East Wing used to be, and assuming the Kennedy Center for himself. It’s what you do with Grandpa to keep him occupied, let him go to the office and act like he’s doing his job so that he’ll still have a daily routine and not get any worse. Not like the real architects of Project 2025 wanted Trump as anything more than a figurehead, but soon they might not even have that. And as the agenda gets further and further away from crowd-pleasing and more and more towards Trump’s vanity and the architects’ sinister designs, the support base may flake away, as we have seen in the off-year elections.

So this is my New Year’s Resolution, if it’s actually possible to keep: Talk less about Trump. Stop focusing everything on that decaying bag of pig manure. He is a known factor, and probably not long for this world. (But maybe he is. As I say, God is real, and He hates us all.) This is not to say I will not talk about politics. On the contrary, it is all the more important, because as the midterm election season arrives, we need to talk about what happens after Trump, given how many people did not vote for Harris because they were sick of the Democrat establishment, and the fact that Trump really has destroyed the entire premise of American government, the idea that there is a professional class of people, including politicians, that place patriotism and the public good above fealty to their Mob boss. That is gone, even if a Democrat is elected president. We all know how much the Church of Trump hated the Biden Administration when it did follow the law, imagine how they will react if the next president follows their role model’s example. And after all, what could stop him?

That’s what we need to face, sooner rather than later, because Trump’s demise is more in sight than ever.

But for now, let us all celebrate the best thing about Trump’s first year in office:

It ended.

Quiet, Piggy

Of all the disgusting and offensive things Viceroy Of Russian North America Donald Trump has done, while exceeding the threshold of disgusting every waking hour, the one that attracted the most social media attention was early last week when he was on Air Force One and a reporter, Catherine Lucey of Bloomberg News, asked him what Jeffrey Epstein meant when he said Trump knew about “the girls”. Trump just said, “I know nothing about that”, and when she asked if there was anything incriminating in the Epstein Files, he put a finger right in her face and said, “Quiet! Quiet, piggy.”

First off, let’s get the obvious out of the way: In Trumpworld, every accusation is either a confession or a projection.

Secondly, that woman is on no level as overweight as Trump.

This was the same week that he hosted the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammad bin Salman, at the White House. Which one does for an acting head of state. But Bin Salman is usually referred to by his initials, MBS, which also stand for “Mr. Bone Saw.” Because a Saudi dissident reporter, Jamal Khashoggi, went to the Turkish consulate for Saudi Arabia in October 2018 – during the first Trump Administration – and was killed there, after which according to intelligence reports the murderers, some of whom worked on MBS’ personal detail, dismembered Khashoggi’s body. Saudi Arabia of course was also the homeland of the 9-11 terrorists who flew planes into the World Trade Center. So when Trump had him in the White House, an ABC reporter pointed out to MBS that a lot of 9-11 survivors were angry at this visit, and Trump stepped in, first to badmouth ABC, and then in reference to Khashoggi, “Things happen, but he knew nothing about it … You don’t have to embarrass our guest, asking a question like this.”

Of course Trump was going to take MBS’ side on this. His comments were a direct message to all the professionals in the room: If I could, I’d do that to any one of you. I mean, it makes sense that Trump would emulate an Arab oil prince. More money than God, you get to grow out your beard and wear a bathrobe in public, and you probably have 14-year old Filipino girls serving your every whim on pain of death. Of course you can’t eat pork in a Muslim country, but rules never apply to Donald Trump.

It’s of a piece with Trump’s lackey Steve Witkoff forwarding a 28-point “peace” plan for Russia and Ukraine that requires Ukraine to disarm and bans it joining NATO while at the same time forcing no concessions on Russia whatsoever. The authorship of the “American” plan was put in question given that much of the text uses idioms that are more common to Russian than American English. But the fact that this is presented as a State Department plan only confirms that Trump shares, or wants to emulate, Vladimir Putin’s approach to the world, in two respects: The idea that Russia, as a bigger, stronger nation, has every right to take little pieces out of a smaller, weaker nation at its leisure, which is not true, and that if Ukraine continues to resist, Russia will crush them, which is also not true, because Putin couldn’t do it three years ago when Russia had a fresh military with a million-odd less casualties.

And of course the more legally serious manner was where Democratic legislators with military/intelligence experience, including Senator Mark Kelly (D.-Arizona) and Senator Elissa Slotkin (D.-Michigan) made a media post addressing the military saying that they should not obey illegal orders from the government. Trump responded to this by twitting that it was “SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR” that should be punished by “death!”

And sure enough Slotkin, for one, started getting bomb threats at her house. Of course everyone in the Trump Party was quick to take their Lord and Savior’s side when the same people were screaming that if we showed the least disrespect to the memory of the slain Charlie Kirk, every Republican was fair game for any trans person with a gun. But Trump is a simple man operating on the simple logic of a personalist dictator: Anything I do is legal, since I own the government. L’etat, c’est moi. If Donnie could speak French.

I am quite serious when I say that I can think of no more loathsome humanoid in world history.

I mean, even Hitler liked dogs.

You might say, Hey, didn’t Hitler kill millions of people? Well, we haven’t given Trump a chance to commit real genocide! That stuff with the fishing boats and the detainees in custody, that was just testing things out! We have to trust in the PLAN! Remember, Hitler didn’t have nukes. What, you don’t think Trump would use nukes on Venezuela just to stay out of prison? Look at what he’s done so far! You KNOW what they do to pedos in prison!

Yet for all the things that our magical emissary from God is able to do in defiance of our laws and traditions, he is not yet omnipotent and it looks like his near omnipotence is starting to go the way of his actual potence.

Of course, this month Trump had to sign the discharge petition on the Epstein Files. (‘What’s that illegible scribble under his autograph?’ ‘It’s Russian for ‘I sign under duress.’) How that happened is pretty amusing in itself. First off, it almost justified the Senate Democrats’ cave on the government shutdown because it took away House Speaker Mike Johnson’s pretext to hold up the business of Congress. Johnson, who is the answer to the question ‘What if Waylon Smithers were a live-action character?’ agreed to allow the vote on the assumption that the provisions of the bill allowed the Republicans in the Senate to attach all kinds of conditions to delay it even further. Instead Senate Majority Leader John Thune made a deal with Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer to pass the thing under unanimous consent. Never let it be said that Schumer is good for nothing. But I think this was also Thune signaling that he’s just as sick of Johnson as he is of Trump.

And while Trump’s threat against “SEDITIOUS” heretics in Congress was clearly intended to incite stochastic terrorism (since after all he was not legally liable for inciting a riot on January 6), that requires having an army of brain-dead followers willing to commit violence in your name. And their loyalty is no longer assured. This was made clear when his primary brain-dead follower, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, made a big announcement Friday that she is leaving Congress on January 5 (staying in just long enough to be eligible for the Congressional pension). This also means that at least in the short term, Republicans have one less seat in the House, which may be another middle finger to both Trump and Johnson.

This resignation may also have implications for the long-term. Mainly, that Greene isn’t quite as brain-dead as she acts. She has even gone to the media to publicly apologize for many of the intemperate things she has said as a zealot in the Church of Trump. Why? Supposedly the Epstein Files. Again, it comes down to the point that there are only two kinds of Americans: Trumpniks, and people who live in reality. And the only thing they can agree on is: “Epstein didn’t kill himself.” People like Greene have indulged in the sick conspiracy fantasy that a cabal of Jews are sexually trafficking good Aryan girls, and it turns out not only are they right in Epstein’s case, but the hero they thought was going to put a stop to all that is at the heart of the whole thing – if not a participant himself, definitely willing to use his power to protect people who were part of the conspiracy, namely Ghislaine Maxwell.

But it goes beyond that. Greene also said after Congress passed the One Big Bullshit Bill that she only realized after the fact that cutting Obamacare would make insurance prices go up for her own family members. In this she is pretty represenative for everybody who voted for Trump when the rest of us were telling them that’s like turkeys voting for Thanksgiving. In the long term though, this really started when Greene overestimated her ambitions and asked Trump and others in the Inner Party about running for US Senate. Most Georgia Republicans know that running in a safely gerrymandered district is not the same as a statewide race, and shot her down. Trump, who at his best has better political instincts than most experts, agreed. And Greene’s been taking little steps away from the plantation ever since.

But the biggest point of Greene’s resignation speech was: “I have too much self respect and dignity, love my family way too much, and do not want my sweet district to have to endure a hurtful and hateful primary against me by the President we all fought for, only to fight and win my election while Republicans will likely lose the midterms. And in turn, be expected to defend the President against impeachment after he hatefully dumped tens of millions of dollars against me and tried to destroy me.”

First, that’s an acknowledgement that Republicans will likely lose the midterms. Secondly, that in her otherwise safe, “sweet” district there would be a contentious primary that would require Republicans to raise millions of dollars they need to spend elsewhere. And while she would likely win that election, as Paul Ryan likely would have won re-election in 2018, it wasn’t worth it. Because a Democratic majority will almost certainly impeach Trump. Why? Maybe destroying the East Wing without permission. Maybe if he starts the You Know What They Do To Pedos War. Maybe because his Mama shoulda got an abortion and saved the entire planet cosmic levels of grief.

And Greene would be expected to defend Trump after he repaid all her loyalty with spite and threats, because she couldn’t tell him two plus two make five.

Greene, like Trump, has been a moron for public consumption, because that’s what it takes to appeal to a voter base of morons. But unlike Trump, she doesn’t seem to have gotten high on her own supply of stupidity. And she, like the rest of the cult, went along with the stupidity because it was profitable for her. In her case, literally. What all this says, after everything else, is that it’s not going to be profitable for much longer, and she’s jumping ship.

Again, Trump only seems invincible because he has a mob of mouth breathers willing to shed blood in the name of Our Lord. But when most of them are about to have their insurance premiums skyrocket and a roll of ground beef is passing seven dollars, while they see Trump living high on the hog with Elon Musk and the other elites, some of them might start to look around and think “Hey… mebbe he lied to me.” Now, these are the people who think that their Nickelback albums should come with a five-cent rebate, so basic deduction may be beyond them. But if Margie can learn, so can they. Trump should hope not. In the future, probably sooner than any of us think, our Dread Sovereign might make some all-caps imperial proclamation that he expects his followers to enforce, and the response might be:
“Quiet, Piggy.”

More Thoughts On The Shutdown Surrender

The only good thing about the Schumer Surrender on Trump’s Shithole Shutdown is that it killed the pretext for Trump’s chamberlain, House Speaker Mousy Mike Johnson, to hold up the business of the House, which would have included the swearing in of the special election winner in Arizona, Democratic Congresswoman Adelita Grijalva, who along with all other Democrats and four Republican heretics would be enough votes to pass a resolution on releasing the Epstein Files. ™ Well, Wednesday, Johnson had to do exactly that. And of course such a petition would also have to be passed by the Senate, and if that happened it would certainly be vetoed by Childish Caligula, requiring an override. But even as the House action happened, various sources, including Republican committees, started releasing some of the information that they had access to, including emails released by the Epstein family estate and distinct from the Epstein Files ™ in question. The one that got the most attention is a 2011 email where Epstein told accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell that Trump is “the dog that hasn’t barked” because one of Epstein’s victims spent hours at his house with Trump and was “never once mentioned by investigators”, saying “I’m 75% there”, which probably means 75 percent towards deducing that Trump was a mole for law enforcement. Epstein also told a confidant that he’d met Trump at a Thanksgiving event in 2017 – after Epstein had already been convicted of state charges for child prostitution but before being convicted of federal charges. And after Trump was first inaugurated president. And then the big story Friday was the email where Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey if Vladimir Putin had a photo of Trump “blowing Bubba“…

Did I mention that the end of last week was my birthday?

Happy Birthday to Me

Happy Birthday to Me

Fuck Trump up the a-aaaass

Happy Birthday to Me

(and many more…)

But I still want to go over exactly why the shutdown surrender was a bad thing overall even if it is paying dividends and is getting the country back to normal, whatever that is under the Trump occupation. Because while that regime may be ending soon, the way things went down just confirms that Republicans are only part of the problem.

Why did the Democrats shut down the government, when that never goes well? Because they already caved earlier in the year. In March, there was a lapse of funding that required a continuing resolution to last through September. Many Democrats in both Houses of Congress opposed the resolution given that the Trump regime was already taking money from several government programs, and under the One Big Beautiful Bill Act (‘O BUBBA’) would end up defunding a lot more by legislation. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (of New York) decided to get enough Democrats to pass the continuing resolution, despite opposition within his own party. This was partially because Trump had already put many decisions under Elon Musk’s ‘Department Of Government Efficiency’ and a shutdown of Congress would only give DOGE more authority to take congressional powers away.

But in the subsequent months, not only did Congress pass Trump’s One Big Bullshit Bill, the Trump regime, while relying less on DOGE, continued to withhold spending that had already been earmarked for the fiscal year. Democrats indicated that they wished to avoid a shutdown – which Republicans under Trump had been threatening in order to force more concessions – but Office of Management and Budget director Russell Vought said “The appropriations process has to be less bipartisan”, adding that the White House would not abide by bipartisan spending agreements and that he believed the Impoundment Control Act was unconstitutional. But the Congressional majority has generally gone along with all this, because the Banana Republican Party is all in on the idea of a unitary executive, which Donald Trump takes to mean that he can do anything he wants because he was directly appointed by God, who is also himself.

The issue was clear. Shut down the government, and Trump exercises unitary authority. Do nothing, and Trump exercises unitary authority anyway.

It’s sort of like a labor strike. Now kids, some of you may not even know what that is, but it’s when the labor force at a given business stops coming to work in order to demand better wages, benefits or work conditions. And it usually involves some of the workers picketing the business front to discourage third-party workers (‘scabs’) from coming to the job. This requires solidarity from everyone involved, which is why it’s kind of hard to run a strike these days. And when in this case you had people like the Nevada Senators and John Fetterman who were not keen on the shutdown to begin with. But in a strike, everybody knows there is going to be hardship, because they (unlike Congress) aren’t getting paid. But they do it anyway, for the principle, and because if they did nothing, things would get even worse. Usually, for a strike to succeed, it has to put the onus on the holdout party (management, in this case Republicans). And because everyone knows the Congress are not a bunch of poor miners or kitchen workers, it is hard for them to put the onus on the party that didn’t want the shutdown. But when the president of that party was petitioning the Supreme Court for the previously not-acknowledged right to withhold SNAP benefits to the poor, everyone knew who was really responsible, and that Trump wasn’t just supporting the shutdown, he was escalating the suffering. And the off-year elections, in which hardly any Republican won, should have indicated where the public pressure was going. Even Trump twitted that the shutdown was one reason for the election results. And the public was willing to support the Democrats because they knew that if they did nothing, they would lose social services anyway.

Really, if the Lamestream Media thought that Trump’s non-negotiation negotiation was a case of hostage taking, it was a case of the bank robbers getting everybody in the bank together then showing the police the bank president. Then shooting him. And then saying “Let us get all the money and get out of here free, or we’ll shoot the bank president.”
“Uh… dude, you already shot him.”
“Oh.”

It is testimony to how inept Trump is that he thought this would work and testimony to how much MORE inept Democrats are that it did.

Which doesn’t change the fact that a shutdown hardly ever works for the party that initiates it, and it was that much less likely to work given Trump’s infinite appetite to inflict pain not only on the country at large but Democrats and heretical Republicans in particular. So if the Democrats didn’t make the best of the one option they had, the other issue is that they didn’t see if they could create other options.

As Reed Galen pointed out Thursday, it’s not as though Democratic leadership didn’t have time to plan. “If Election Day last year was Tuesday, November 5, 2024 and Inauguration Day was January 20, 2025, that left 76 days, two and a half months, for the opposition party, that is, the Democrats, to huddle, brainstorm, plan, and execute any number of tactics that could have slowed down the new administration. Joe Biden was still President of the United States during this period.

Likewise, Democratic Senate Leader Chuck Schumer knew a short-term funding bill would be needed in March. He didn’t (do anything) about it a week ahead of time, but months in advance. When the time came, as we know, he and nine of his colleagues didn’t so much as cross the aisle to stop it, let alone stand athwart history.

…In 2021, Democrats passed emergency subsidies for the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare, if you’re nasty) with the American Rescue Act. They extended them through the Inflation Reduction Act in 2022. They were the ones who passed the bill that phased out the subsidies come December 31st, 2025. They’ve known this deadline was coming for three years.”

So Schumer had to go along with the shutdown in fall because he had no plan to deal with his party’s lack of options in March, (other than caving in advance like they did then) and that was because they did not make any plans after November 2024.

What plans? Well, as I’ve said, maybe they could have looked at what Republicans did under Obama and Biden and used every counter-majoritarian stop in the system to do to Trump what his party did to stymie their presidents. But there was not only bad strategy, there was NO strategy.

As I’ve said in regard to Obama in particular, the Democrats are the real conservatives of American politics, at least if one regards our main Founding Father as Franklin Roosevelt rather than Thomas Jefferson. They see things only in terms of their paradigm and years after Trump came on the scene – heck, years after Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh came on the scene – they have no clue how to react to people who don’t play by their rules. Even Obama, who is both more intelligent and more assertive than the typical politician, didn’t seem to grasp that Mitch McConnell and his party didn’t regard him as a legitimate president. And they actually treated Obama better than Biden. At least they acknowledged Obama was elected.

In 2016, I didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton, and I still maintain that that didn’t make any difference because my state voted for her anyway. But there are a lot of states where people didn’t vote for her or voted “third” party and that made the difference for Trump in the Electoral College. And what we just saw is a good part of why that happened. The idea that there’s no difference between the two sides, the idea that even if there is, Democrats aren’t going to do anything, or George Carlin’s assessment that “it’s a big club and you ain’t in it.” https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-mozilla-102&hsimp=yhs-102&hspart=mozilla&p=it%27s+an+elite+club+and+you+ain%27t+in+it&type=newtabv2Aug27#id=1&vid=ef6d4ec948c9c826c554c59741695aa1&action=click The idea that Democrats are in the same club as the Republicans and they can use the shutdown and the ACA as political issues to rile up the voters, and as soon as they win elections, go back to not caring. After all, once you’re elected, you don’t need to worry about health care.

There are two problems with that: One, it wasn’t the US Congress that was being elected, and two, if anybody still believes that Washington Democrats and Republicans are in the same club, it’s just the Washington Democrats. Everyone else recognizes that the Republicans are not a ‘liberal’ (as in market liberal, small-r republican) party but the right-wing version of a Leninist cadre that works within the system only so long as they have to and as soon as they have eliminated all procedural obstacles, anyone who opposes them will get put up against the wall. Which makes the Democrat Senators’ sellout that much more inexplicable and counter-productive.

And that just gets to the point that if everyone is blaming Chuck Schumer for the shutdown, despite his conspicuous statements of opposition to the deal, it’s because it’s only the latest example of a pattern. He had already failed to recognize the nature of his opposition in March. At the time, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi (D.-California) said “I myself don’t give away anything for nothing. I think that’s what happened the other day.” Schumer retains his position mainly because he is an expert organizer and fundraiser for establishment Senate candidates, which also means he acts as a gatekeeper for who’s “establishment.” It is widely perceived, for instance, that after rabble-rousing leftist Graham Platner announced a Maine Senate campaign to unseat Republican Susan Collins, Schumer not only got current Maine Governor Janet Mills to primary Platner, he got opposition research to come out regarding (among other things) the Totenkopf tattoo Platner got in the military. Which on one level would be fine. Janet Mills is not a hothead. She is a popular, respected and vetted politician who would be a better Senator than Susan Collins, if only because she doesn’t vote with the Trump Party. However Susan Collins is 72 and Janet Mills is 5 years older than that. And we’ve already had Dianne Feinstein (D.-California) and other cases to show us what happens if a Senator stays in office until they die of old age. During the election season, Schumer never endorsed Zohran Mamdani, the official Democratic nominee for New York Mayor, even after Mamdani got the endorsement of New York Congressman and Democratic House leader Hakeem Jeffries. Schumer wouldn’t even tell reporters whom he did vote for in New York. It was suspected that Schumer preferred former Mayor and Governor Andrew Cuomo, who lost the Democratic primary by a large margin, partially due to personal scandals and partially due to his assumption that being an establishment politician was an asset. And in the November shutdown deal, Schumer apparently did not want the eight Democrat-aligned Senators to go with the Republicans but he was unable to stop them. In fact he was apprised of their efforts even though he publicly opposed them. Oh, and here’s a news bit that hasn’t been publicized in the wake of all this: The Republican rider to the continuing funding bill that ended the shutdown included a provision allowing Republican Senators who were investigated by the government over the January 6 insurrection to sue the government for up to $500,000 each. This was added at the insistence of Senate Majority Leader John Thune (BR.-South Dakota) but Schumer signed off on it.

According to CNN’s Harry Enten, Schumer is “the least popular Democratic Senate leader ever” in polls dating back to 1985. Cause just think, we’re going to have to do this all over again when the continuing provision expires in January. And with friends like this, who needs enemas?

Even now, with Trump hemorraging, that doesn’t guarantee that America will get back to a good or even tolerable government, because both parties have been operating on “norms” rather than enforceable laws. And when the Trump Party acknowledges neither laws nor norms, the rest of the country needs to use what processes remain to stop them. And that requires an opposition that is willing to do so. Which currently doesn’t exist. So it needs to be created. I mean you never know, the next wannabe autocrat might not have a Mar-a-Lago full of sexual skeletons to expose, although to judge from Epstein’s black book, there’s probably going to be a lot of future candidates.

The Democratic Party Is Neither Democratic Nor A Party. Discuss.

So with Donald Trump’s annual Shithole Shutdown reaching a new record for length, and Trump going so far as to enlist the Supreme Court to help him stop SNAP payments to the needy, his occupation government was getting more and more unpopular just as two important governors’ races and a mayoral race in New York were happening, and the results last Tuesday were such a shellacking for the Trump Party that in Georgia Democrats won two public officer races, when Democrats have not won a non-federal race in Georgia since 2006. Republicans have never been more unpopular, and Democrats have never had more leverage since Trump was inaugurated. Trump himself said that the two reasons his party lost were “Trump wasn’t on the ballot and the shutdown.” The first part is probably true given how many of his fan club didn’t vote for anyone else on the ballot in 2024, which is the main reason Democrats still have as many Senators as they do.

So what do you do if you’re the Democratic Party?

What do you do?

That’s right! CAVE!

Over the weekend (to make sure that no staffers would be available to take phone calls from angry constituents) seven Democratic Senators and one Democratic-aligned independent agreed to a deal that would end the shutdown without getting any concessions from the Republican Party to end the ‘recissions’ of the executive branch against Congressional spending, or preserve the insurance subsidies of the Affordable Care Act. What they got was a promise to vote later on a bill that might or might not extend the subsidies for a limited period. A promise. From the party led by the guy famous for making promises such as “preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States” and “Honey, I brought the condoms this time.”

If you’re Chuck Schumer, you surrender everything in negotiations and get nothing back. It’s what you do.

Now, with my right-wing background, I am sympathetic to the pitch that a government that invests in social spending makes people dependent on it. But the fact is, that only becomes an issue if one party wants to make it a political issue, and the political issue is not how much welfare is to be budgeted, but rather the fact that one party thinks that any level of welfare is a good idea and the other never liked it much in the first place and is increasingly clear will no longer support at all. That party says its motives are based in Christianity, but what they mean by ‘Christian’ is “Jesus fed the hungry and cured the sick by magic, so that means we shouldn’t have to pay taxes for that stuff.”

It was pointed out that both Nevada Senators voted for this, given that the shutdown has been affecting air traffic control for weeks and Trump’s reality-TV Transportation Secretary announced that flights nationwide will be cut by up to ten percent. Of course they haven’t pointed out that Las Vegas tourism has been down for months because regular customers from Canada and other countries are being harassed by Border Patrol. Or maybe tourism is going down because greedy corporate bean counters charge up the ass for hotel parking and 12 dollars for a room service coffee.

Maybe the Democrats thought that if they went along with what the Republicans wanted to do, they could get things back to normal, whatever passes for that nowadays.

Maybe they’re just fucking pussies.

Monday, independent Senator Angus King of Maine went on “Morning Joe” to talk to his fellow collaborator Joe Scarborough, and described his vote to end the shutdown, saying “Standing up to Donald Trump didn’t work. It actually gave him more power.”

Jesus on a pogo stick, the Las Vegas Raiders fight harder than that.

Senator King – excuse me, MISTER King – would you like to tell that to all those people who voted in Virginia? Would you like to tell that to all those people in Pennsylvania who voted to confirm non-Trumpnik state court judges? Would you like to tell all the people in Mississippi who voted to break the state legislature Republican supermajority, that standing up to Donald Trump doesn’t work? Let’s just lie back and let him treat this entire country like Virginia Giuffre??

What the last election should have told Democratic ‘leadership’ was that the public at large, including a lot of people who probably hadn’t voted Democrat in years, were willing to hold firm on the shutdown, and a lot of them knew that the shutdown and everything that’s happened as a result of it are the direct responsibility of Donald Trump, and he will do worse if we do nothing, and the shutdown is the only thing that has changed anything?

Instead, senior Democrats decided, “eh, no. Let’s just cave on everything and hold out for an empty promise that we know Republicans will never honor, so that their Boss can smirk at the camera like a retarded toad and sneer, ‘I win again. I always win. I get everything I want. Always. Cause God hates the entire human race so he sent me here to turn this entire planet into an unbearable Hell that I will rule for all eternity.

‘Nyahh.”

With such political acumen, it’s a wonder Kamala Harris didn’t lose 52 states.

Because the other thing that senior Democrats should have learned last week but didn’t was that those who voted last week didn’t vote Democrat because of the institutional party, but in spite of it. House Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries – Congressman from New York – didn’t endorse his own Party’s nominee for Mayor, socialist Zohran Mamdani, until the very end of the campaign. Senate Minority Leader (from New York) Chuck Schumer didn’t endorse Mamdani at all. (In his defense, if he had, it might have caused Andrew Cuomo’s polls to go up by 5 points.) He even refused to admit to reporters who he had voted for. Presumably if it wasn’t Mamdani, it would be Cuomo, an establishment politician who was ruined by allegations of corruption and sexual harassment and ended up getting endorsed by Trump. So for Schumer, that would be par for the course.

Jay Jones in Virginia ran for state attorney general and the press got wind of him having an email conversation where he joked about shooting a Virginia Republican politician. Everybody called on him to end the race cause he had no chance and could have undermined Abigail Spanberger’s race to be Governor. Spanberger won by double digits and Jones won by 6 points.

While Spanberger may be perfectly acceptable to the Democratic establishment, a lot of other people who ran and won last week are not. They won anyway. The common thread was that people thought they would take the fight to Republicans, not that the party machine had given them the stamp of approval.

This is again par for the course. It ties into an operational problem that has been an issue for years and has only become that much more obvious as Democratic Party standard operating procedure is revealed as that much more ineffective against the new Trump occupation government. I had already mentioned that when New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez moved to get the ranking Democratic seat on the House Oversight Committee, she was stymied by Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi (D.-California) who arranged for the seat to go to Gerry Connolly (D.-Virginia) who was at the time suffering from late stage esophageal cancer. And sure enough, he died, which is something that held up business. One of the issues with the House right now is that the most recently elected Congresswoman, Adelita Grijalva (D.-Arizona) is being held up by Speaker Mike Johnson (BR.-Trump’s Colon) because she and the House Democrats plus four Republicans would be enough to pass a petition to release the Epstein Files. That seat was vacant only because Grijalva’s own father, Raul Grijalva, was the Representative, and he died of old age and disease. Would that Democrats had let a younger and healthier candidate run in the last term, that standoff would not have been possible.

It is at this point I should bring up Kamala Harris as another example of Democratic establishment thinking. Because she may be totally irrelevant now, but in her memoir she revealed exactly why she is irrelevant and probably would have been more irrelevant than Joe Biden was when he was President. The book she released this year was called 107 Days, and it basically was organized on the theme that she only had 107 days after Biden’s retirement to run a campaign against Trump. I have not read it, because I’m cheap and I also make it a practice not to contribute to either left-wing or right-wing politicos who fuck up and then seek to profit from their fuckups with a tell-all book tour. But the excerpts I’ve seen are telling. For instance, Tim Walz (Governor of Minnesota) was likeable, outspoken and a good running mate for her but her first choice for Vice President was then Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, who is very articulate and persuasive enough to be invited on Fox News several times. Her other choice was the very popular Governor of Pennsylvania, Josh Shapiro. In both cases she took the conservative position, thinking that Shapiro would not settle for a passive position in her Cabinet, and thinking that voters wouldn’t accept a ticket that had both her as a Black woman and Buttigieg as a gay man. (Raising the question of why demographics would be disqualifying if Barack Obama won the presidency and Joe Biden chose her as running mate largely because she was a black woman.) That and the fact that the Party leadership as a whole wouldn’t listen to suggestions that Biden retire until reality forced the issue, and then basically made Harris the nominee rather than have a contested convention where the public could be involved.

Mind you, I still think Kamala Harris would have been a vastly better President than Trump or any of his minions, but so would I, and what does that tell you?

Then of course there’s David Hogg, who moved from surviving the Parkland school shooting to anti-gun activism to general activism as a Democratic fundraiser. He was successful enough in that role to where the Democratic National Committee got him to serve as co-chair, but immediately ran into issues where his PAC advocated for replacing old establishment candidates with younger progressives. In May the DNC came up with an excuse for removing him and Malcolm Kenyatta as vice chairs. Hogg has continued with his PAC and has generally been more active with it than the DNC has been on a national level.

The institution calls itself a Democratic Party, but it practices oligarchy within its own ranks. If the oligarchy knew what they were doing, that would be one thing. I said it before, and I will say it again: Democrats are the house Negroes of American government. They fight to defend a decadent and corrupt system because it’s the system they grew up with and they can’t imagine anything better.

Maybe we need people with better imagination.

Cuck Schumer very cleverly got Senators who are not up for re-election in 2026 to vote for the sellout, and very cleverly refused to vote for it himself. But that means either he was working behind the scenes or he really did oppose the surrender and simply didn’t have the influence to stop his fellows. It is hard to say which is more condemning.

Ezra Klein of Indivisible announced Monday that his agenda is to focus on the primaries of Senators who are up for re-election next year to make removing Schumer from leadership a condition of support, and to make it a condition for support for Democrats running for open or Republican seats. That would be the first step. More broadly, continue to support that organization, No Kings, David Hogg (Leaders We Deserve) and anybody who’s trying to promote something outside the official hierarchy. I’d already said I wasn’t going to contribute to official Democratic Party fundraisers because the difference between a Democratic fundraiser and a Kickstarter campaign is that with the Kickstarter there’s a better chance of getting what I paid for. I now make an exception to that. I may in the future contribute to a Democratic Party fundraiser. Not online, but by mail, with a 5 or 20 dollar bill, after I have used it to wipe my own ass.

Project 2029

“I think fundamentally the problem with post liberal thinkers is that they seem to assume that vanquishing liberalism results in their enemies being converted or defeated and not becoming radicalized into enemies who no longer extend the mercies they once did.”

‘Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty’ on Bluesky

So I had said, in the wake of Viceroy Trump destroying the White House East Wing, that this only confirms that the American republic is as dead as the structure, because Trump can just do what he wants without involving the protected sites bureaucracy, or Congress, or anyone else, because Congress is perfectly okay with him treating everything as his personal property. There is no rule of law anymore. So that raised two questions, one, how we are to get rid of the criminals and two, what government we are going to replace them with.

It may indeed come to violence, but we can see from the protests in ICE-occupied cities that non-violence is winning more hearts and minds than attacking cops and destroying property. Also, it may not even come to violence.

Consider that Trump, after saying that the coronavirus was a “Democrat hoax” for most of 2020, got it himself, and only survived because he was the president and had the best medical care the government could provide. When he was ex-president, he still had the best medical care the government could provide. He has the best medical care the government can provide now. And you see what he looks like.

Unless he can sign an executive order to make himself immortal, or God hates us that much more than I thought, Trump IS going to die, likely before 2028, maybe even before the end of 2026. And that would mean JD Vance takes over. Now, in the abstract, I could say some good things about JD Vance. Like, he can probably count to 11 without pulling down his pants, which is more than I can say for Trump or half the men in his Cabinet. But Vance doesn’t have Trump’s magic mind control skill for selling unbelievable bullshit, and while he has a highly cultivated sense of snottiness, he hasn’t learned Trump’s trick for insulting an audience to their face and making them love him all the more for it.

Not to say that Vance can’t establish a Trumpnik dynasty – after all, the charismatic dictator of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, was succeeded by the highly uncharismatic Nicolas Maduro, and he’s still got a tight grip on power. But in this country, the fact that the last two Democratic presidents before Biden were Barack Obama and Bill Clinton, and the last two Republican presidents were both Trump, serves to confirm that this low-information country would rather vote for a celebrity than a statesman or a bureaucrat. And Vance isn’t much of either. So all of this not only raises the question of what happens when (not if) Trump dies, that implies the question of what happens if (not when) Democrats take over again. Because as with the Biden Administration they run the risk of alienating both Left and Right so much that people will turn back to the Republicans no matter what Mad Max warlord they get to run for president.

There are two justified fears outside the Church of Trump (i.e. In the reality-based community): One, that if this regime is overturned by lawful election, the Democratic hierarchy, whoever is president, will just say, ‘Oh, thank goodness that’s over! We won, so that means Americans just want us to get back to the status quo when people like Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer were running everything!’ In other words, the Biden Administration, which nobody liked, including leftists.

The other being, if the more radical ‘progressives’ take over – which could be through election or other means – then they’re going to enact leftist measures like ‘antiracism’ which would indeed be radical but not the sort of radical changes the country actually needs. I’d estimate that that is the reason that anybody who isn’t already a leftist and/or Democrat hasn’t switched to that party by now.

Speaking for myself, I’d already said that I’m changing my registration back to independent from Democrat – not because the Democrats are too leftist, but because as an institution, they’re useless. As I put it, I would rather send my money to a Kickstarter campaign than a Democrat candidate’s fundraising campaign, because with Kickstarter I have a better chance of getting what I paid for.

And I would estimate that’s the real issue for a lot of people, including leftists. We can’t trust that the Democratic Party will honor even promises for moderate action, let alone radical action. When Trump sent a mob – complete with zipties, blunt weapons and a hanging scaffold ready to go – to kill anybody who wouldn’t go along with his scheme to replace the Electoral vote in the Capitol, that should have been the end of it right then and there, impeachment or no impeachment.

And this relates to recent news in that this Tuesday they had “off year” elections in those states that have them, like Virginia, and in pretty much every one, Democrats beat Republican candidates and by much larger margins than predicted. In the New York mayoral race, Democrat (and admitted socialist) Zohran Mamdani won by more than 50 percent, meaning that in the unlikely event that Republican Curtis Sliwa dropped out of the race to endorse former Mayor Andrew Cuomo and the even more unlikely event that all of Sliwa’s supporters voted for him, Cuomo still wouldn’t have won. But in neighboring New Jersey, centrist Democrat for Governor Mikie Sherill was almost tied with Republican Jack Chittarelli in polls, and Sherill beat him by double digits. And while JD Vance snarked that the election was only an issue for “a couple of blue states”, the Georgia elections had a couple of Democrats win races for the public service commission. In Pennsylvania, special elections to challenge the three liberals on the state supreme court ended with all three judges keeping their positions. And in Missisippi, which wrote the book on disenfranchising Black voters, Democrats flipped two state Senate seats, ending Republicans’ supermajority in the chamber.

And of course as a result, Trump is reliving the same happy memories he got when Putin bent him over a desk in that closed-door meeting in Helsinki. But this election, along with the No Kings turnout, only confirms that the Democrats now have the momentum leading into the 2026 midterms. The question is what they do with it.

It’s going to be that much more likely that the Trump Party will try to skew state elections in 2026 (especially since California’s Prop 50 also won by ridiculous margins). They are this desperate for the same reason that House Speaker Mousy Mike Johnson is continuing the government shutdown, which should be called the Oh Please, Oh Please, Oh Lawdy PLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE Mike Johnson, Don’t Let Dem Epstein Files Get Out Shutdown. They have used Trump’s victory (a majority of the popular vote but still only a plurality of all voters) as a mandate for absolute power, which they see as license to commit crimes. They are scared to death that if Demonrats take even one part of Congress, they’re not only going to investigate Trump, but all the minions who were just obeying orders (but are not given Supreme Court immunity).

Why should we disappoint them?

Some people would give us that “when they go low, we go high” attitude and say that if/when Democrats take over, they shouldn’t be fixated on revenge. FUCK. THAT. SHIT. We already had a Democrat Administration that refused to take revenge on the Trump Party and Trump repaid them on January 6, 2021 before Joe Biden was even sworn in. At that point they weren’t just disagreeable, they had declared war on the whole system of law. And now thanks to Trump, that law no longer really exists. Obeying its terms is worse than self-defeating. We do not need revenge, we need justice.

If Democrats really want to follow through with their victory this November and sweep Congress, they need to get the message that was given by “progressives” in New York City, by centrists in Virginia and Pennsylvania, and by red-state voters in Georgia and Mississippi: FUCK. YOU. TRUMP. FUCK.YOU. UP. THE. ASS. Fuck you, you Russky traitor bitch. Fuck you, you walking septic tank of a humanoid. Actually, the septic tank would be a better president, because it would be smarter and less racist. The whole premise of Russell Vought and his ‘Project 2025’ people was to create not just a revenge policy but a policy for permanent Republican majority.

We need a Project 2029.

We need not just ‘oh when we come back, we’ll just put everything back the way it was.’ These fuckers let Trump destroy the East Wing. They are not politicians, they are accomplices. As I have said too many times to count, the Republican Party collective is the real problem. It was the Trump Party before 2015. He just finally showed up. And again, we need justice, not revenge. Mind you, revenge will be needed, in the short term. Not just for petty emotional reasons. The Biden Administration thought they could just put everything back the way it was because Republicans had learned their lesson. These brother-fuckers are too stubborn and stupid to learn anything that isn’t beaten into them. It needs to be made clear that if they continue to identify with racists and fascists and traitors, that the Republicans will go the way of the Whig Party, only with more archaic beliefs and a smaller Anti-Slavery wing. And that means criminal prosecution of the Trumpniks who have actually committed crimes.

But if all you do with power is enrich your cronies and punish people you hate, you’re just the Mirror Universe version of the Trump regime that voters rejected this week. What people want is to get the republic back. And they’re not gonna get it, because Trump destroyed all the checks and balances that made it work, including the implied premise that politics should be a private concern between two political parties that could trust each other. So what we need is to actively build the republic we thought we had. Not just go back to the way it was, but to look at the system and correct the flaws that destroyed it and brought us to this place.

I have already stated my ideas on how to do that (starting here). In the long term, we are going to need a full-scale constitutional project to put term limits, and age limits, on all our politicians, including justices. (Anybody who doesn’t think a Supreme Court Justice is a politician angling for votes has never seen a Senate confirmation hearing.) In the medium term, Congress needs to do what it can do, and it can add new seats to the Supreme Court, and yank the funding from ICE. But to do that, in the short term, you need to win elections, and unfortunately that requires voting for the Democrats as our legally-designated NotTrump Party. And that means that to be worth the effort, the Democrats need a Goddamn attitude adjustment. But I think some of them are already there. One of the less publicized stories from Tuesday’s Virginia elections was the victory of Jay Jones in the attorney general race against incumbent Republican Jason Miyares. Jones was leading the race before October, when old text messages from 2022 came up with Jones where he said he would “piss on graves” of Republicans and asked about a hypothetical where he had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with Hitler, Pol Pot and Virginia Republican Todd Gilbert. His choice: “Spoiler: put Gilbert in the crew with the two worst people you know and he receives both bullets every time.” This was controversial enough to cast doubt on not only Jones’ campaign but the campaign of Abigail Spanberger for Governor. Well, not only did Spanberger win by double digits, Jones won his race by almost 6 points.

Why, it’s almost as if after January 6, not to mention ‘King Trump’ dumping AI shit on No Kings protestors, the mainstream media should quit being shocked that a politician would advocate violence against his opponent, and act like the voters should consider that disqualifying. Cause it’s not like Republican voters care.

I said it before, I’ll say it again, and I’m gonna keep saying it: FUCK. THEM. ALL.

The day after the 2025 election, Mike Johnson said, “President Trump is on the ballot next fall,” Johnson said in his first comments of the off-year election results, delivered at a news conference outside the Capitol on Wednesday. That, he explained, is because Democrats will work to unwind Trump’s agenda and “move to impeach him.”

Find that clip and run it as an election ad every Goddamn day of the 2026 campaign. Democrats might take the Senate.

But if that happens, we may have all these Tea Party-style ambitions but we have to figure out where things proceed with what we have. The Tea Party and more successful Trump Cult could not proceed until established Party leadership either got out of the way or got with the program. So too with the Democrats. Chuck Schumer of course is completely useless. Hakeem Jeffries is slightly better than useless, if only because he’s not old enough to collect Social Security. But either one of them is ripe for challenge to their position. And once the current Congress ceases to be in session, Mike Johnson will no longer have standing to hold it up. And then anyone can run for speakership. And whether it’s next year or 2028, the Democratic leadership ought to be taken up by somebody who’s actually popular and in tune with where this country is going. Somebody like… Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

I mean, you know how Nancy Pelosi behaved when Trump was holding his State of the Union speeches. If AOC was up there, he’d need a Secret Service detail just for the podium.

This Week Tonight

Brief remarks, because the week’s events led to a situation that requires me to go into more detail, which will require more time for me to work on the following post.

Saturday October 18, the No Kings movement organized protests across the country against the Trump occupation government, reaching nationwide numbers of at least 7 million people, including considerable turnouts in ‘red’ states. There were also protests in European capitals, including London, where the event was called ‘No Tyrants Day’ because their king isn’t a senile fascist moron.

And in response, Trump confirmed not only that he does think of himself as a king, but that he is literally full of shit.

Specifically, he put out a video of himself in a fighter jet labeled “KING TRUMP”, wearing a crown over his flight helmet, and flying over a No Kings protest in a major city to fly over the protesters and bomb them with an industrial-scale volume of liquid excrement. I mean, Trump can feel proud. He made all that shit himself.

No seriously, Trump may be so much of an asshole that he consists of only that one body part, but even his colon cannot produce such a volume of crap on command. He needed AI to do that. But really, isn’t that what AI is for?

It’s yet another example of how Trump and his cult, rather than discrediting their opponents, actually justify them by becoming more ridiculous.

Another factor in this is the deliberate approach of non-violence taken by protestors throughout the country, like dressing up in inflatable frog and dinosaur costumes. A lot of critics say this makes the protestors themselves ridiculous, but that’s the point. We had riots and shit when George Floyd was killed – around the time of the 2020 Republican National Convention – and that’s the sort of thing the Trumpniks use to motivate their base. Whereas when you spray mace at a guy in a frog costume or have to send 30 police to follow a team in a wiener dog outfit, the average person who isn’t invested in the culture war issues has to ask what the regime is scared of when they’re the ones with all the guns.

The key here is that we have government because we agree to it. We have had questionable and authoritarian government in the past, and have gone along with its questionable decisions because we saw it as legitimate. The key is that the government is undermined if it is no longer seen as legitimate, and in this case it is the Republican Party as much as the Left that is doing that.

Trump did get elected, but a lot of his voters, including non-whites and Roganbros, naively believed that Trump would actually run the government as a public concern instead of just another part of his business portfolio. And a lot of them are speaking out. Maybe not enough to vote Democrat, but enough to doubt. We didn’t vote for Elon Musk to run the bureaucracy. We didn’t vote for Stephen Miller to run the country. And most Republicans voted to get a handle on illegal immigration, but most people didn’t vote to give ICE a bigger budget than the military of Turkey.

See, in Ireland, and India, and, well damn near every place the British Empire conquered, the native population was like ‘okay, the country was previously ruled by a local warlord who took over by force and expected absolute obedience just because, so this isn’t any different.’ It was after the American and French revolutions that the premise of overthrowing imperialists became feasible. That is how Spain lost most of its empire. And that is how Britain lost India. The occupation was not seen as legitimate, and the imperial power, no matter how much weapons it had, could not clamp down on an entire population. And yes, that is just what happened to the US in Vietnam and to both Russia and the US in Afghanistan. The Trump regime is starting at the point that was the end stage for Britain in India. It’s just a matter of what it takes to mobilize the majority. India had religious traditions of non-violence. We have naked bicyclists and inflatable animal costumes. Whatever works.

So because this government is increasingly seen, even in the center, as illegitimate, the No Kings protest last week gave me more room for hope than ever, because it confirms that the country in general is on the right page. In the long run we will win. In the short term however Trump is doing tremendous amounts of damage to the country.

The most prominent example of Trump shitting on the country physically and not just virtually occurred Tuesday when his planned ballroom expansion of the White House started tearing down the East Wing, which fits the architecture of the rest of the structure, in order to build a giant annex that will be bigger than the main building.

This is both a symbolic and literal step in permanently deforming the country.

If Trump died tomorrow and Vance took over, presumably he would keep construction going on the ballroom. I’m sure he’s a really good dancer. But if not, we are going to need to repair the damage.

And again, that damage is both literal and symbolic. For one thing, this is another clue, as if we needed one, that Trump is not leaving in 2028 if he can help it. As Seth Meyers put it this week, “if I had only three years left on my lease, I wouldn’t be renovating anything.”

The simple fact that Trump can do this, with no permits, against the law, because everybody lets him, just confirms that he thinks of the government, by extension the country, as his personal property. And the Republican Party is quite fine with this.

The symbolism should make it clear to the rest of the country: The American republic is dead. It has been wrecked just as surely as the East Wing. You might be able to rebuild it once the criminals are purged, but you cannot pretend it’s still there.

Which is why we need to decide first, how the criminals are to be purged, and second, what kind of government is going to replace them.