Over Christmas Week, God’s Chosen Servant Donald Trump claimed his junior sibling’s title of Prince of Peace, by bombing Islamic militia camps in Nigeria, allegedly because of their strikes against the Christian majority. Raising the question of why Trump won’t authorize strikes against Russia when they have been bombing Ukrainian Christians for years. This happened on Christmas Day, after Trump and Melania participated in NORAD’s Santa Christmas watch, with Trump saying inappropriate things like claiming to win Pennsylvania in 2020, saying “We want to make sure that Santa is being good – we want to make sure that he’s not infiltrated, that we’re not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa.” (He does live around Canada, after all) and then telling one eight-year old girl that she sounded “cute” and “beautiful.”
Speaking of which: Among Viceroy Trump’s many, many Truf Senchal posts over the holiday, he excreted a hysterical defense of his position regarding the Epstein Files ™. I do not care to go over this in full, I am just going to link https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115782891296626533 and invite you to read this as I do, as if Trump’s posts are being voiced by Eric Cartman.
One reason our Invincible Sun seems so threatened is that the Trump Files are not looking any better for him. His Department of Justice (a name that it was given before Orwell) released another huge document dump on Christmas Eve, which as Beltway insiders will tell you is standard procedure for presidents of both parties, hoping nobody will pay attention to the news over the holiday or the weekend. But some of this stuff is really bad, even by his standards. There’s one statement from a prosecutor saying Trump “traveled on Epstein’s private jet many more times than previously has been reported (or that we were aware), including during the period we would expect to charge in a [Ghislaine] Maxwell case”, there is a document supposedly sent by Jeffrey Epstein before his death to fellow prison pedo Larry Nassar as a good-bye greeting saying he has taken the “short route” out. And there is a document listed as file EFTA00025010 where an alleged victim of the trafficking ring, who was thirteen at the time, said she got pregnant, and the conspirators, including Trump, murdered the baby and dumped it in Lake Michigan from his yacht in 1984.
And because apparently there’s nothing else we can do – like, IMPEACH THE MOTHERFUCKER, ALREADY – people are just speculating. Like, supposedly the Nassar letter is fake because it wasn’t stamped in New York (never mind that letters in the federal prison system don’t always have the same origin as the sender). Because the details are so sketchy, and the details are pushing the envelope, some commenters seem to think that the DOJ is deliberately fronting the most horrific and sensational material in order to discredit any accusation against Trump. It’s what Steve Bannon would call “flood the zone with shit” and Vlad Vexler would say is creating a false narrative not in terms of believing the government’s truth, but in terms of believing there is no truth.
I posit that if that is the case, then this maneuver is not the flex that they think it is, because posting the most appalling stories about rump in the hopes that people will be numb to them only belies the point that these stories are not surprising because we have already seen enough examples of his personal evil and corruption to believe he could do such shit, whether these particular cases can be proven or not. Remember, everything against Trump is fake news. Until it isn’t. Russia Russia Russia was fake news, until we found that “perfect phone call” where Trump tried to force the Ukrainian president to create dirt on Joe Biden to get an arms deal from us against Russia. The intimidation campaign against Republicans after November 2020 was fake news, until the Georgia Secretary of State released his recording of Trump’s phone call to him. Trump’s pictorial birthday letter to Epstein was fake news. Until the Wall Street Journal produced their evidence.
And at that point it just comes down to two questions: What is going to be enough for the Church of Trump to quit supporting him? And, what is it going to take for the disaffected majority to say that this cannot stand?
See, Trumpniks, this is why the rest of us think you’re idiots. Not because you oppose abortion, or oppose aid to Ukraine. Those are actual political positions, and you used to have intellectuals who could make serious arguments for them. Not anymore. Now all you care about is Trump. You agree with everything your God-Emperor says, even if he changed his mind three times today. And the joke is that you’ve built your entire philosophy around a mortal man who is that much more perishable than the rest of us. Pretty soon he’s going to need more life support technology than the “real” God-Emperor of Warhammer 40K, and if he dies it will do more to wreck your universe than it would the Imperium.
Seriously, Trumpniks, what will you do when he’s gone? Are you seriously going to tell me you would storm the Capitol in the name of JD Vance and his Liz Taylor eyelashes?
You have nothing else but Trump. You ARE nothing else but Trump. And the laugh here is that “his” positions aren’t really his. Cutting off aid to Ukraine is only acting in service to your Master’s Master, while abortion only became an issue for the non-Catholic contingent as a dodge from supporting institutional racism, and this was one of the areas where the Captain of the Princess adapted to your team and not the other way around.
Everybody knew how much Trump fucked up the first time, and they knew he was gonna fuck it up again, that much worse. He actually announced it, with his tariff policies, and with hiring on Elon Musk and RFK Jr. Nobody cared. They were tired of watching boring Democratic professionals fuck things up in boring professional ways. They wanted to watch their favorite celebrity fuck things up in hysterical and unpredictable ways. (The joke here being that however much the Right accurately snipes at empty-headed Hollywood liberals who think their stardom validates their opinion, they decided to worship a fake TV billionaire who embodied their sense of ‘real’ America, created for them, as Trump would say, straight out of Central Casting.)
People just wanted to keep watching the Trump Show. They didn’t want their favorite celebrity to serve his well-deserved sentence. The fact that this required putting him back in charge of our foreign policy, economic policy and nuclear weapons was just incidental.
The issue is that way too many Americans do not know, or do not care to know, the difference between reality and entertainment, which means that not only does morality not even enter the picture, neither do the consequences of their own actions.
I actually can’t put this any better than Jermaine Fowler could, so I’m just going to link his post:
https://thehumanityarchive.substack.com/p/the-cult-of-celebrity
What it comes down to is that we are in this situation because a critical mass of non-critical thinkers in this country decided they wanted their favorite reality TV game-show host/wrestling heel/pedophile to become an omnipotent and unaccountable GOD.
Verily, can we doubt that Our Divine Sovereign is a wise counselor, wonder worker and font of miracles? Just consider, in the summer of 2024, perhaps coincidentally the weekend before the Republican National Convention, Our President was holding an outdoor speech and got shot across the ear, ducked and came back up with blood streaking across his face from the ear. And yet, the very next day, he was spotted at his usual golfing spot with no bandages. And while he did have one at the Convention, not long after he was revealed to have completely healed, even though most physicians will tell you that a body can’t regenerate ear cartilage after it’s been damaged.
IT’S ALMOST LIKE HE WAS NEVER SHOT AT ALL!!!!
Such is the power of mindless celebrity worship that it elevated the most pathetic unqualified lowlife to the world-historical figure of our age, the Colossus who strides the earth. Or at least, spreads his ass across two seats in an airplane.
And yet, Our Lord’s lizard-like powers of cartilage regeneration apparently don’t extend to his hands, as he was recently sighted with concealer on his left hand after having bruises and bandages on his right hand for months. Allegedly this tracks with the fact that an Alzheimer’s treatment drug called Leqembi is administered through injections in the hand and may cause drowsiness, and also requires frequent monitoring with MRIs. This decline may be why Trump is becoming that much more grandiose, rattling off ever more expansive plans for a “Golden Fleet” and a Versailles-like palace where the East Wing used to be, and assuming the Kennedy Center for himself. It’s what you do with Grandpa to keep him occupied, let him go to the office and act like he’s doing his job so that he’ll still have a daily routine and not get any worse. Not like the real architects of Project 2025 wanted Trump as anything more than a figurehead, but soon they might not even have that. And as the agenda gets further and further away from crowd-pleasing and more and more towards Trump’s vanity and the architects’ sinister designs, the support base may flake away, as we have seen in the off-year elections.
So this is my New Year’s Resolution, if it’s actually possible to keep: Talk less about Trump. Stop focusing everything on that decaying bag of pig manure. He is a known factor, and probably not long for this world. (But maybe he is. As I say, God is real, and He hates us all.) This is not to say I will not talk about politics. On the contrary, it is all the more important, because as the midterm election season arrives, we need to talk about what happens after Trump, given how many people did not vote for Harris because they were sick of the Democrat establishment, and the fact that Trump really has destroyed the entire premise of American government, the idea that there is a professional class of people, including politicians, that place patriotism and the public good above fealty to their Mob boss. That is gone, even if a Democrat is elected president. We all know how much the Church of Trump hated the Biden Administration when it did follow the law, imagine how they will react if the next president follows their role model’s example. And after all, what could stop him?
That’s what we need to face, sooner rather than later, because Trump’s demise is more in sight than ever.
But for now, let us all celebrate the best thing about Trump’s first year in office:
It ended.