More Schooling In Russian

It’s now being called “the walkback.” After Donald Trump, Viceroy for Russian North America, got his first performance review from Russian President Vladimir Putin, even members of the Republican Party seemed a bit taken aback to hear Trump say, in regard to findings that Russia interfered with the 2016 election, “I have President Putin. He just said it’s not Russia. I will say this. I don’t see any reason why it would be…” So back home, Trump had a meeting with members of Congress, where he unenthusiastically read that “I have on numerous occasions noted our intelligence findings that Russians attempted to interfere in our elections.”

It didn’t go as well as Republicans wanted. Trump was clearly reading a memo that was noted in big marker, “NO COLUSION”, and then just as Trump was saying through gritted teeth that he believed the position of our intelligence agencies, the lights went out in the room. Funny that a party that is so prone to see God’s signs in everything won’t notice when a fucking anvil drops. Unfortunately, not literally.

So after a day that was so shocking that even many Republican politicians and Fox News people rediscovered their gag reflex, there was a certain amount of walkback on their part, too.

Libertarianish FOX News columnist Liz Peek, who is usually properly cynical, said, “really, did anyone really expect him to declare the Russian leader a liar on global TV? What would have been the point of traveling to Helsinki and arranging a summit between the world’s two biggest nuclear powers, only to scuttle the chance at a new and improved relationship? It wasn’t going to happen, and in fact Trump hinted at that beforehand, when he told reporters not to expect a ‘Perry Mason’ moment.” No, the “Perry Mason” moment was when the Mueller investigation indicted twelve Russian military intelligence agents for leaking DNC data in 2016, days before the “new and improved relationship” summit, thereby making Trump look like that much more of a chump.

Peek also employs the usual apologist tactic: “Democrats and never-Trumpers cannot help themselves; over the past two years, the public has grown weary of the non-stop, five-alarm fires, and they have tuned out.”

If people were tuning out, Roy Moore would be Senator from Alabama right now. I do think people are often sick of the partisan Left in this country, but they also remember from the Obama days that the Democrats weren’t the ones inflicting legal idiocy on the body politic every single day, whereas that’s all Republicans can do. Perhaps as a result, Democrats are (so far) outraising Republicans in the 2018 midterms. The Open Secrets website is currently showing Democrats raising more money than Republicans (as of July 17, $606,727,603 versus $463,948,453). Granted, part of this is that there are more Democrats running in primaries, which in itself is saying something. By contrast, a lot of Republicans – like House Speaker Paul Ryan – are retiring, and other districts are considered so uncompetitive that the only Republicans running for state and national races are actual Nazis. There definitely looks like Trump fatigue here, but it seems to be mostly on the Republican side. And that was before Trump’s “Finlandization.”

You have similar whistling in the graveyard from a couple of National Review Online pieces. Ben Shapiro, another conservative who ought to know better but seems contractually obligated to pretend otherwise, reacted to the Helsinki summit thus: “(this) doesn’t mean, as Democrats have suggested, that Trump is in bed with the Russians. Far more likely, it means that Trump’s ego is one giant gaping wound, constantly draining rage over the suggestion that his 2016 election victory was somehow ill-won … None of that acts as justification for Trump’s behavior, of course. But it does explain why when Trump says stuff, it often doesn’t matter.”

Another conservative, Michael Brendan Dougherty, wrote in NRO that while “President Donald Trump damaged his administration and harmed his own foreign-policy objectives” in Helsinki, his press conference with Putin “is further deranging America’s political life.”
Ah, yes, Trump Derangement Syndrome. Some definition is in order. Bush Derangement Syndrome was when liberals only thought the worst of George W. Bush. Obama Derangement Syndrome was when conservatives only thought the worst of Barack Obama. Trump Derangement Syndrome is when anyone believes anything that sack of shit says.

While Dougherty admits that his president displayed “bottomless credulity” in his summits with both Putin and Kim Jong-un, and that “Trump’s gifts are little more than rhetorical,” he also says that “it isn’t just the operating of the government that is deranged, but American politics at large.” Money quote: “The most obvious explanation for Trump’s behavior is not that he is enacting a 30-year-long plot against American democracy. It is that his vanity utterly forbids him to acknowledge that Russian meddling in the 2016 election contributed in any way to his victory. And it is true that if he admits it — especially if he admits it under pressure to do so — the next wave of pressure will come from those asking him to resign.”

This is the argument as to why Trump is NOT a traitor. Dougherty goes on: “On a more personal note, I am in the minority of conservative writers who agreed with President Trump that the US should be trying to achieve more peaceful relations with the world’s second-largest nuclear power. I agreed with Trump that the US has made mistakes and contributed to the deterioration of relations with Russia since the end of the Cold War. But Trump is incapable of advancing these views into wise strategy, much less reality.”

Well, I agree that there ought to have been more peaceful relations between the US and Russia. I would even agree, given the Russian majority in Crimea, that the territory should ultimately go to Russia. But that ought to be a decision made between Russia and Ukraine on a legal and diplomatic level, with the implied consent of the populations through their elected governments, and not simply an Anschluss presented to the world as a fait accompli. Saying that President Obama (and by extension Secretary Clinton) didn’t do enough to conciliate Putin, or that post-Cold War governments allowed the NATO alliance to extend to Russia’s borders, is blanking out the fact that the Baltic States and Poland pleaded to be allowed in the defensive alliance because they didn’t feel safe with Russia, given not only Russia’s past history but Putin’s numerous aggressions towards Ukraine in particular. Putin is the aggressor and the initiator of tensions. That would be the issue whether Trump were a compromised asset or simply “incapable of advancing” even pro-Russia views into wise strategy, let alone reality.

Certainly we cannot just throw “treason” and “traitor” around just cause some people don’t like the results of the last election. You can’t just do stuff like, shout “you lie!” at the president during the State of the Union address. You can’t just grind the entire process of government to a halt on the implication that the president is inherently illegitimate. Although from 2009 to 2016, the Republicans did as well at that as anybody could. But if Dougherty thinks that that means we should still trust the nuclear codes to the guy who stares at the can of orange juice for three minutes cause it says “CONCENTRATE”, he elides the point that this is hardly the first time that Trump has gone against reality and evidence, that as a result, he has no credibility left outside his own party, and even in their own ranks, people are openly balking.

Consider also that Trump is thought by many to agree with (or at least go along with) the last person who talked to him. In Helsinki, he wasn’t going to disagree with Putin when he was standing right by his side. Now consider that back at home on Tuesday, he wasn’t going to disagree with his staff and stick up for the things he said on Putin’s behalf. In both cases we see a fundamental weakness of will. And if “conservatives” gravitate to Trump because he’s a leader, they really ought to think of who’s leading him at the moment.

Perhaps what we just saw in Helsinki does not reach the technical definition of treason. Perhaps Republicans still think they can get enough out of this president that they need to hold on to him. But it’s telling that the strongest arguments that Republican partisans can offer in defense of the Leader are that he is too vain to admit Russian election interference, too attention-deficit to be a good spy, and in any case it doesn’t matter because the EU and Russia know not to take Trump very seriously.

One doesn’t need to assume that Trump is the Antichrist. Incidentally, he’s not. Lucifer actually IS a man of wealth and taste. But if you were not already inclined to assume the worst of him – indeed, if you actually ARE more objective than the rest of us – you would have to wonder why Trump acts subordinate to Putin if he isn’t. You have to wonder why he has something to hide if he doesn’t. You have to ask why he acts like Putin has something on him if he doesn’t. And you have to go back in time and ask what you, or the “liberal” press would say if Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton were acting like this. And if you’re planning to vote Republican this year… you really need to ask yourself which side that party is on.

Let’s Learn Russian

Hey kids! This week let’s do something educational, and learn Russian! After all, it might be a lot more necessary in the next few months.

Here’s your first word: bitch

In Russia, the word for bitch is: suka

That’s su-ka.

Suka.

Bitch.

Let’s test your knowledge. If you live in Brighton Beach, or some other place with a Russian community, go up to the waitress at a restaurant and call her “suka.”

Did she slap you? Then you got it right!

Now let’s use it in a sentence. Russian does not use articles, so to apply a possessive, you simply use the person’s name with “ya.” So, Trump = Trump, bitch = suka, Putin’s = Putinya, equals:

Trump suka Putinya, meaning

“Trump is Putin’s bitch.”

Look up a translate program and you can even print it in Cyrillic, like this:

Трамп – сука Путина

After a Monday meeting in Helsinki, requested by Russian President Vladimir Putin of his Viceroy Donald Trump, Trump stood side by side with his Master handler counterpart, and the two talked to the press about several issues, including whether Russia had interfered with the 2016 American election, as the latest indictments from the Mueller probe seem to prove. Trump told reporters “I will tell you that President Putin was extremely strong and powerful in his denial today.” Sounds like a man who’s easily impressed. Or intimidated. He went on and said,  “What happened to Hillary Clinton’s emails? 33,000 emails gone — just gone. I think in Russia they wouldn’t be gone so easily.”

Donnie, whaddya mean, what happened to Hillary Clinton’s emails? On July 27, 2016, you yelled, “Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing.” And that very day, the 12 Russian intelligence agents indicted by Mueller last week approached a US reporter under the Guccifer 2.0 hacker alias to release emails that they had already stolen.

Why don’t you ask your boy where the emails are when he’s standing right there, Donnie?
“Hey boss, you know what happened t’them emails?”
“Why yes, Donny, they are right here. Don’t ask how…”

The spectacle was such that even Trump’s own party couldn’t believe it. No, not the Republican Congress. Fox News. Abby Huntsman, daughter of Trump’s own Ambassador to Russia, tweeted: “No negotiation is worth throwing your own people and country under the bus.” Neil Cavuto called Trump’s display “disgusting.” A Trump Administration official, speaking confidentially to the Daily Beast, said: “Trump looked incredibly weak up there. Putin looks like a champion – I’d like to say I’m shocked, but this is the world in which we live now.” Of course, nobody else in the Administration except Trump wanted a public meeting with Putin. And now we all know why. As Ed Kilgore at New York Magazine put it, “In the brightest international spotlight side by side with the foreign leader he has most admired for his toughness, Donald Trump looked weak and submissive, incapable of expressing any sort of righteous indignation at even the most blatant bad behavior by Russia. His soon-to-be-infamous suggestion that he thought Putin might be more credible than U.S. intelligence agencies on the subject of Russia’s election interference is obviously disturbing in itself. But delivered in Putin’s own presence it came across as the act of a toady or at least someone who is extremely conflict-averse — which is exactly 180 degrees away from the persona Trump has worked so hard to present.”

But really, not like it matters.

On MSNBC today, Republican Senator from Arizona Jeff Flake was asked if this aroused suspicion from Trump’s own party was going to lead to a block in judicial nominations, and while he said that Republicans should “support the intelligence community” he also said that he was only holding up previous judicial appointments because of Trump’s tariff policy, and now that that issue had been resolved to his satisfaction, there was no need for such measures. When pressed, repeatedly, by Katy Tur, whether tariffs were a higher priority than the sanctity of our elections, Flake responded, “well, I got what I wanted.”

And once again, Flake has earned his name.

But this in itself is pretty telling. Republicans have been just fine with Trump warping their “free trade” party into its statist opposite, all the while earning the hatred of the rest of the country with the administration’s socially regressive positions, because they’re getting what they want. Specifically, at least one Supreme Court justice, which they may need to be a doorstop on Democratic initiatives depending on how things play out. If Trump goes against their dogma on tariffs or something else, he’ll just tell them the lies that they want to hear – like he always does – and they’ll goosestep back in line. Because what it really comes down to is: they’ve got nothing else. As unpopular as Trump is, he’s at least 40 percent in most polls, and how many other national Republicans are doing even that good? They’re dying with him, but they’re dead without him.

Thus the real evil reveals itself. Republicans will do whatever they can to pretend they didn’t see what they just saw, but the rest of us know better. The cult was able to delude itself as long as they could believe that Trump was a strongman who took no guff. But here the provocateur who traded in fake machismo and transgressive behavior kneeled and bared his throat to the stronger (and shorter) male.

They will of course, press on regardless. They’ve got no choice. Even now that they know the choice is between their little boy and America. And they will have to admit that if they liked America, they wouldn’t have gone for this guy in the first place. To save their need for a Daddy, they will, at least subconsciously, transfer their allegiance to the real motivating force of their movement, as the “leader of the Free World” meekly declares America to be the first satellite of the new Warsaw Pact. And so a Republican Party that already accepted the bargain to turn into the Party of Trump has to accept that their master has his own master. Today, the Party of Trump is confirmed as the Party of Putin.

If nothing else, Trump’s already got his re-election slogan picked out:

Трамп 2020 – пролетарии всех стран, объединяйтесь!

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Dispatches From The Culture War

I was thinking about doing a commentary on Viceroy Trump’s second Supreme Court pick, but while I have some notes … the piece isn’t coming to me.

But this week I responded to a post that one of my Facebook friends made, since it really touched on something I’d been wondering about for some time. He said:

“Sometimes I wish I still had some Trump followers on my (Facebook page), because I have SO MANY questions I’d like to ask. There are so many things that simply don’t make any goddamned sense to me. I wish I had a thoughtful, articulate Trump supporter who could explain his allure to me. I would love nothing more than to have a fact-based discussion about this administration and its policies. ”

My main response was “‘I wish I had a thoughtful, articulate Trump supporter’ – there’s your problem right there.”

But one of the other people who responded to him was a black Canadian who mentioned that at least one of his relatives was still living in the US and was a big Trump fan. I thought he was on to something.

For instance: In my largely black call center, at least two of my co-workers are black and pro-Trump. When I talk to them, they’re just as much invested in all the “culture war” stuff as any other Trumpnik. And their general approach to “the Left” is negative. This indicates that despite “intersectionality”, not everybody from a certain group has to identify with a certain political party. It doesn’t surprise me, actually. If you’re black, or for that matter, if you’re a Hispanic person whose family has been in this country legally for generations, you’re not automatically disposed to think that immigration to this country is a good thing when it’s all you can do to get the jobs that are out there. That doesn’t mean that (in this example) the arguments against immigration are all correct, but it doesn’t mean that you’re immune to them just cause you’re not white. And if you’re in a community that traditionally hates abortion and homosexuality, your loyalties to the Democratic Party may be conflicted. In fact since The Election, I have often thought that liberals severely underestimate the level of hate and contempt they engender from people who aren’t them, and the more I actually probe this, the more of it I discover, often from people whose “rational best interests” are supposedly with Democrats, because they cannot identify with the current “progressive” culture. This also helps explain how somebody who would not be ethnically pure enough for Nazi Germany (like Stephen Miller) could end up supporting Trump, because he still identifies more with that mindset than the liberal one.
Speaking for myself, I read various culture articles from East Coast outlets about how woke or unwoke somebody is, and why I should care, and my reaction is usually “I knew nothing about this subject before you published this article, and now that I’ve read it, I care that much less about it than I did.”  The subject could be whether the cutting edge of comedy is “a performance where a comedian rejects comedy“, whether Scarlett Johansson is cool now that she’s had two projects in a row where her casting insulted minorities, whether roleplaying gamers should support White Wolf now that they’re run by “edgelords“,  and it all seems like the pastimes that I had used to get away from politicians and the “reality” they foist on us have become just another set of barricades and house-to-house combats in a culture war that seems to have turned into a never-ending Battle of Stalingrad.

And I’m like… I give up. As the Brits would say, I can’t be arsed. I would like to be an “ally,” at least insofar as I do not think people should be criminalized just for being who they are, but how am I supposed to march in your band when you keep changing the sheet music?
And if that’s what I think of the Left, imagine the opinion of someone who never gave a fuck.

The problem is that while I understand the Right’s cultural antipathy, that’s all they have fueling them. I used to read conservative media because they had the Buckley tradition of intellect. Not anymore. Most of it is the approved buzzwords and even the articulate guys are just rationalizing the culture war. In fact, I’d often mentioned that I read Rod Dreher in The American Conservative, and sometimes in TAC columns there will be bits at the end linking “More From This Author.” Reading Dreher this week, one of these rolling links went to the title “Rush Limbaugh Explains the GOP Defeat.” This linked to a Dreher column from 2013, in regard to Republican budget negotiations under President Obama. After quoting Limbaugh’s take on the GOP’s status in the “wilderness,”, Dreher asks, “How did this defeat come about? A sellout by elites, plus some kind of weird conspiracy involving the Negro president, says Rush. There’s your conservative populism. Not a sober-sided analysis of this defeat, no self-examination necessary, only blaming shadowy forces surrounding Barack Obama Republican traitors who hate decent, patriotic Americans like you and me, friend.”

That was 2013. Where is Dreher this week? Making a favorable reference to The Camp of the Saints and before that saying in reference to the Supreme Court pick: “Though I too was hoping for an Amy Coney Barrett selection, Trump’s SCOTUS picks — as well as the ascent of the Social Justice Warriors on the left — have made it more likely that I will vote Trump in 2020.” And he still IS the sensitive and self-examining one.

And if I still find myself hanging out with liberal “loonies” more than right-wingers I ought to agree with more, it’s because- at least now that they’re out of power- the Left has more capacity for introspection and self-auditing. Whereas self-examination is something that Republicans actually seem to fear. And while leftists might seem hysterical in their view of Republicans, their emotions are consistent with their stated beliefs.
By contrast, the more hysterical and desperate Republicans get, the greater the contrast between their stated religious-political beliefs and the actions of their current role model. As we saw in their interrogation of/soapbox preaching against FBI agent Peter Strzok Thursday, where they presented the case that because Strzok had had an affair that he tried to keep secret, he was an untrustworthy public official who was vulnerable to blackmail and needed to be investigated, and that this was why they were attacking his position against Donald Trump. As the phrase goes: Let that sink in.

Because as I’ve said, the definition of “conservative” is no longer how pro-life, pro-Israel or anti-tax you are. All that matters is if you can predict what color Donald Trump says the sky will be today. To Republicans, the only definition of conservatism is slavish loyalty to whatever Donald Trump says, even if it contradicts what he said two hours ago. This means that the whole movement defines itself in terms of the transitory whims of the most erratic president in history, rather than religious or secular values that have stood the test of time. In other words, the antithesis of the common definition of conservatism. So contra Dreher, I don’t see how one is supposed to build a foundation on sand, especially when that sand is from the runoff of a toxic waste dump.

Put another way, when a liberal opposes Trump, it is an affirmation of principles. When a conservative defends Trump, it is a destruction of their principles.

In response to the Facebook question, the issue is that there isn’t a fact-based discussion to be had about Trump, because, speaking again as someone who might have sympathized with Republicans in the past, there is no fact-based motivation for Trump support. As I’ve said, even articulate and successful people like Ann Coulter and the various zillionaire donors to the Republican Party are acting on behalf of their own prejudices instead of their ability to assess facts, and the result is that they not only betray their own claims of morality, they also are betrayed by Trump on the practical level (with tariff policy among many other things).

Trump fatigue isn’t just on the Left, and I don’t know how much longer the Right can endure their own cognitive dissonance. Because contrary to liberal sentiments, there is a difference between Republicans and Nazis, at least in that the Republicans didn’t start out as a white supremacist party, but rather as the opposite.