Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes

The big news for Thursday, July 30 – at least for one hour – was that Herman Cain, Republican activist, businessman and former presidential candidate, died today from coronavirus after attending resident rump’s campaign rally in Tulsa in June, in close quarters without a mask.

This really isn’t something that deserves either sympathy or gloating. When you refuse to take cheap, common sense precautions against a disease with at least a one-percent fatality rate, and which may cause permanent damage even if you do survive, that should not even be considered a news event. “Conservative Mask Denier Dies Of COVID-19” is no more a news story than “I Turned On The Tap And Got Water” or “Man Wearing Honey and Raw Steak On His Skin In Bear Country Eaten By Bears.”

It is no more a surprise than Wednesday’s big story, where Congressman Louie Gohmert (R.-Gohmert) revealed that HE has the coronavirus, which apparently he only found out about because he was scheduled to go with Trump on a campaign event in west Texas (Gohmert’s district area) and as part of the president’s security procedure, he had to be screened. As it turns out, it was a surprise not only to Gohmert but to his staff, who found out when he told them in person. (Most likely, without a mask.)

So no surprise either that one of the other stories surrounding the event was when a staff member sent a tweet to the reporter who broke the story and asked: “When you write your story, can you include the fact that Louie requires full staff to be in the office, including three interns, so that ‘we could be an example to America on how to open up safely,'” the aide added. “When probing the office, you might want to ask how often were people berated for wearing masks.” As it turns out, he could do this because there was no policy in Congress for containing the coronavirus other than the decision of individual politicians for themselves and their staff, and it was only as a result of this event that Speaker Nancy Pelosi instituted an official mask mandate for House buildings and the chamber. And that of course, is because so many representatives, pretty much all Republicans, resisted the idea of any guidelines for containing coronavirus, let alone requirements.

As they say on the Internet: “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”

I mean we’ve heard the phrase “King Midas in reverse”, and Trump certainly is that, but he also seems to be Jesus in reverse: Everyone around him seems to be getting sick all of a sudden.

What we are seeing is what happens when you assume that laws – whether the Laws of Man or the Laws of Nature – don’t apply to you, because your tribal allegiance trumps reality itself. This is what happens when you ignore the people screaming in your ear that you’re driving the car off a cliff, and tell them “Fake News” or “Look man, gravity’s just a theory.”

The other huge event – at least for one hour – was when the financial reports came out for the end of the month and the second quarter, and it turned out, “Gross domestic product shrank 9.5% in the second quarter from the first, a drop that equals an annualized pace of 32.9%, the Commerce Department’s initial estimate showed on Thursday. That’s the steepest annualized decline in quarterly records dating back to 1947 and compares with analyst estimates for a 34.5% contraction. Personal spending, which makes up about two-thirds of GDP, slumped an annualized 34.6%, also the most on record.”

It is of course not good to an incumbent president’s chances to have the worst quarter and the worst consumer spending slump ON record, but never mind that, never mind the coronavirus, never mind the coverage of John Lewis’ funeral, to Trump, the REAL atrocity is that the news wasn’t all about him, even if he is the proximate cause for most of what’s wrong with this country. So once again he sought out the short-attention-span media by making himself the biggest atrocity.

So after the economic news and the Herman Cain news, and the Barack Obama eulogy for Herman Cain, but before his press conference, Trump twitted, “With Universal Mail-In Voting (not Absentee Voting, which is good) 2020 will be the most INACCURATE & FRAUDULENT Election in history. It will be a great embarrassment to the USA. Delay the Election until people can properly, securely, and safely vote???”

Translated into Lucille Ball: “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

As one guy on Facebook said: “Well yeah, cause see, if you have enough money to travel, it’s important to be able to vote. But if can’t afford to travel, you should instead drive 5 miles to wait in line for 4 hours to vote.”

Sure, we can say that the president has no authority to delay an election on his own behalf, and the term of the president and Congress end on January 2021 whether there’s an election or not, but the fact is, Trump has been able to bullshit his way around every other aspect of the Constitution up til now – largely because the enforcement mechanisms are mostly in the hands of the president himself – so why not this one?

The fact of the matter is that the president can’t unilaterally stop an election, but as with Trump’s deliberate efforts to undermine mask wearing and an organized campaign for virus containment, he can exert influence on various voters AND state governments who take his rhetoric seriously, and get them to undermine vote-by-mail in their states. The irony being that these efforts are most likely to succeed in the states that were more likely to vote for Trump anyway, and thus discourage senior citizens and other high-risk groups (who are more likely to vote for Trump) from using alternative voting methods, and thus encourage them to either risk the coronavirus by in-person voting, or be safe and not vote at all. Thus Trump’s disingenuous bellyaching is most likely to suppress the vote in the states where he is most likely to need it. In any case, “vote-by-mail is illegal cause it hurts Republicans” (allegedly) is like saying “we should abolish the Electoral College cause it hurts Democrats.” (Mind, I have gone over serious reasons why we should ditch or at least modify the Electoral College, but ‘Democrats don’t like the results’ should not be one of them.)

Then there’s the other liberal fear that Trump will call out the troops to enforce his will, but the reason he had to cobble together his wannabe stormtroopers from the “alphabet soup” bureaucracy to engage in the suppression campaign in Portland was because after the limited military participation for Bill Barr’s publicity stunt in Lafayette Square, the negative feedback, both outside and within the ranks, was such that the Defense Department heads made it clear they weren’t going to get behind such tactics again. As for Portland, Oregon’s Governor announced Wednesday that they will begin pulling out tomorrow. So either the “riots” failed and Law & Order (TM) succeeded, or the latest distraction campaign failed and it’s time for this week’s distraction.

I mean this is the problem that Trump is only now starting to deal with. He’s such a fountain of evil ineptitude that any horrible thing he does is going to be overshadowed by the even more horrible thing he does tomorrow, but that creates its own problems. “Never mind that teenage girl I raped! Lookit all these 10-year olds I killed!”

And if Trump is starting to get pushback from “my” military when he clearly DOES have presidential authority, I am not sure he will be able to use the military to save himself once his authority is in doubt. It’s testimony to the personality we’re dealing with that his delusions of godhood become more loud and insistent the more incompetent (and impotent) he proves to be.


None of which will make any difference if Biden can’t win a clear victory in 2020, at least as clear in Electoral terms as Trump got in 2016. Which is where we come to the next round of Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes. Early this week, Joe Biden announced that he will announce his choice for Vice-Presidential running mate by next week, before the Democratic National Convention, which due to coronavirus will be mostly video-conference this year. And most people would say the choice of Vice-President doesn’t mean much, but then Joe is 77 and there’s a good chance he could die in office. He probably won’t, but then in 2016, a racist and obvious dumbass was probably not going to even get nominated by a major party, much less win an election, cause everybody could SEE how unlikely that was. I mean you have to admit, Kennedy’s choice of a running mate in 1960 was pretty consequential, wasn’t it?

Biden has already decided his running mate will be a woman, and it is increasingly likely to be a person “of color.” These are the most likely choices, with their pros and cons:

Senator Kamala Harris (D.-California) – by libertarian standards, both she and Biden are bad choices, given that both suffer a reputation for counterproductive ‘law-and-order’ legislation that they try to counter with even more ham-handed moves to the ‘progressive’ wing. Which of course makes it that much more likely that she’s going to be Biden’s pick. The main factor against her is that she cut Biden hard in the pre-primary debates when it looked like he was the weak one in the pack.

Senator Elizabeth Warren (D.-Massachusetts) – certainly the best choice from a ‘progressive’ standpoint, but that may be the best reason to keep her in the Senate where she would actually stay on the floor. As a matter of fact, that’s the main factor against any pick who is a current Senator. If Democrats are smart (and if they were, we wouldn’t be here) they would realize that taking out Mitch McConnell and/or his Senate majority is more important even than taking out Trump, because Mitch is the one who’s been enforcing a one-man veto on any government reforms even before Trump took office. If McConnell lost his seat, even if Republicans re-take the majority in 2022, it’s unlikely that any other Republican Senator will have the same seniority, or ruthlessness. And Republicans have to defend 23 seats this cycle. Prior to coronavirus, most of them were safe. Now, even Mitch’s seat is in question. All Democrats need to take a majority is a net gain of three (with the Democratic Vice-President as a tie-breaker) or four if they somehow win that many without winning the White House. But it is now feasible that they could take enough seats for a three-fifths majority. That’s not very likely, but no longer impossible. In either case, Biden will need all the Senators he can get.

Senator Tammy Duckworth (D.-Illinois) Along with Warren, she is the leading non-Black candidate to be running mate, and again, simply because she is a Senator, this is a problem. On the other hand her being maimed during active service in Iraq undermines Republican attempts to say the evil Demonrats don’t support our troops, unless of course you think that baiting a combat veteran worked better for Tucker Carlson than it did when Trump insulted McCain. And in the long run, it’s hard to say how well THAT worked.

Stacey Abrams – was the Democrat candidate for Governor in Georgia and lost largely because Republican Brian Kemp was the Secretary of State setting the rules for the same election he was running in. (Nice work if you can get it.) Con: unlike the Senators, she doesn’t have much experience with national government. Pro: simply for being who she is, she, along with Duckworth, would be the most likely choice to make Republicans cry.

Who will Biden pick? Will he survive to January 20? Will Trump declare himself Emperor? Will he make Ivanka a Senator and Jared his horse? Tune in next time for: Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes!

Guillotine Insurance

In belated honor of Bastille Day, I would like to discuss the concept of guillotine insurance.

“Guillotine insurance” is a term a lot of leftists use to discuss ideas like national healthcare, or minimum wage, or something else that is supposed to keep the peasants from revolting. There’s at least one reason why a lot of people don’t take such rhetoric seriously, and I’ll get to it later. But as I’ve said, it is irrelevant to argue that “health care is a human right” or that anything else leftists want is a “right” when we have rights that are enumerated in the Constitution and the current government won’t even acknowledge those.

For example, Portland.

Apparently the Black Lives Matter protests in Portland, Oregon had been dying down – one reason they hadn’t been in the news before now – but then someone decided to send in some people, not that anyone will take credit or give specifics. Starting July 7, resident rump sent in US Marshals Special Operations Group, Customs and Border Protection Border Patrol Tactical Unit (BORTAC) and the Federal Protective Service, which is in charge of protecting federal properties. In the early morning hours of July 15, officers in unmarked camouflage were filmed as they got out of an unmarked van and grabbed a person in a helmet. More such reports came up in social media. According to the BBC, “The role of federal troops sent to Portland is the subject of intense speculation at the moment … They belong to a new federal force created last month in an executive order signed by President Trump which tasks them to protect historic monuments, memorials, statues, and federal facilities … When asked about the arrest of a protester captured on video, the CBP said the individual was suspected of destroying federal property. They said agents had identified themselves and were wearing CBP insignia but their names were not displayed “due to recent doxing incidents against law enforcement personnel who serve and protect our country.”

The goal is precisely to make sure that no one is accountable. If the tactic works (as in, it boosts Trump’s polls), Trump can step up to the podium with his retarded-toad grin and take credit for everything, and if it blows up, he can fire the alleged guy in charge like one of his wives. It’s the same way that Peter Navarro supposedly acted outside the White House when he wrote an op-ed against Anthony Fauci when we all know that Navarro won’t pee standing up before getting verbal permission from Trump. I call it “implausible deniability.”

Trump and his people have confirmed that this lawbreaking-and-disorder effort is just a test run for a wider campaign. Supposedly they’re going to go to Chicago next. Well, at least people there have guns.

I’m almost not joking. There is no reason why civilians can’t just shoot these guys. Why not? What agency do they represent? None? You won’t tell us? For THEIR protection? But if they haven’t done anything wrong, what do they have to hide? If you won’t tell us what authority you represent, you don’t represent ANY authority, and you have no more right to use force than anyone else, therefore anyone else can use force on you. Self-Defense! Stand Your Ground, man!

As terrible as this is, and it IS terrible, because it sets yet another precedent eroding American rights against an already established standard of letting the president of either party do whatever the fuck he wants, it’s worth remembering the analyses of people who point out that if Trump hadn’t let so many people die from coronavirus and the economy wasn’t endangered as a result, he wouldn’t be resorting to the usual tactic – escalate the chaos (even if he has to create it himself) and then tell his cult that only he can solve the problem he created. And as even Fox News told him, that’s not working anymore.

This, incidentally, is why the coronavirus is directly linked to Donald Trump’s decline in the polls and declining political fortunes when nothing else, up to and including impeachment, has knocked him off. Because people in 2016 already KNEW Trump was an unqualified, bigoted idiot, and they still liked the cut of his jib. Further revelations of his low character just reinforced the support of the people who voted for Trump precisely because of his low character. As long as his character deficiencies didn’t hurt THEM, they were glad to have a head of state who was dumb for public consumption and triggered the libs. Now that Trump’s dysfunction is the proximate cause of the spread of coronavirus in America, and even those people who aren’t directly affected yet still can’t go to bars and buffets and hair salons, they can blame the governors in their states, but deep down they know the governors aren’t the reason for the virus itself. Why else would Trump get such a horrible crowd in Tulsa, when he carried Oklahoma in 2016 by over 36 points?

Back in PC (Pre-Corona) it didn’t matter that our president was Liddle Donnie Clown Boy, because he at least knew enough to not interfere with one thing he’d inherited from Obama, and that was the economy. But because Trump isn’t even deep enough to be one-dimensional, he couldn’t understand that the coronavirus can’t be left alone to spread, and that if it isn’t contained, THAT destroys the economy. (Almost as if human beings are a necessary component of said economy!) Now we actually need a plan of action, and all Clown Boy can do is juggle his balls and holler at the marks to buy tickets to his next three-ring circus.

Just as Trump’s destabilization of Portland not only made the local situation worse but is counterproductive for his image as a “strong leader” who is actually solving our problems, his constantly casting about for demons and radicals and socialists to hunt down is doing more to radicalize the population than anything the Left has done on their own initiative. The apparent radicalization of America is nothing more than a growing part of the population realizing that cops already can abuse and kill anyone when they can get away with it, and the only reason this hasn’t happened to more white Americans is that it was not politically correct for authorities to do so. White protestors are dealing with what black people have been dealing with all along.

Among the various norms that Trump has destroyed, the latest is the most ironic: he is undermining the concept of white privilege itself. This is a term often used by the Left, I would say, used to death, but if “white privilege” means anything, surely it means the privilege of not being harassed, beaten or killed, even IF you’ve committed a crime?

When you try to explain the concept of white privilege to a non-leftist, salt-of-the-earth, “Why don’t we have a WHITE History Month?” kinda guy, you can point out that when the cops confronted Dylann Roof after he shot up everyone in a black church, the FBI de-escalated and got him lunch on the way to the police station, whereas Eric Garner was strangled by cops over selling loose cigarettes. When you put it that way, a lot of people get it.

Very soon, and certainly if Trump is re-elected, we are all going to find out what it is like to be black people.

No, not in the figurative “The Irish are the blacks of Europe” sense, or the disingenuous “Irish Catholics were the first indentured servants in North America” sense, I mean in the practical sense that I’ve already mentioned. It was easy to treat black people and other minority groups as having no sovereignty because they didn’t have much in the way of numbers and even less political influence. Black people still don’t have much in the way of numbers, but as a whole, people “of color” are an increasing plurality. More than that, the country as a whole, including white people, is turning away from a Republican view of the world, even as the Republican world is becoming increasingly self-enclosed and reactionary. That’s why they’re so afraid of mail voting and absentee voting (even though upper-class groups and absentee homeowners have often had to use such measures) because they don’t think they can win elections fair and square anymore. The ruling class is afraid of public sovereignty.

David Frum was right: “If conservatives become convinced that they can not win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. The will reject democracy.” It used to be that Republicans like Reagan and even the Bushes could win majorities by giving the public something to vote for, and a vision of government that appealed to the majority. But apparently now that’s just too hard. What you are seeing under Trump and Mitch McConnell is an effective agenda to rule not only as a plurality, but actively against the majority, sort of like apartheid South Africa. After all, Frum has also said: “The main benefit of controlling a modern bureaucratic state is not the power to persecute the innocent. It is the power to protect the guilty.”

There always was a contradiction in the Declaration of Independence in saying broadly, “all men are created equal”, but in practice asserting that only white men are equal. We have lived with this contradiction because we saw the universal point behind the declaration and worked to resolve the contradiction by creating a white ethnic “melting pot”, freeing the slaves, giving women the vote and moving towards greater equality. The Banana Republican Party now seeks to resolve the contradiction by rejecting the Declaration itself, by asserting that men are not created equal, that there is one law for the ruling class, and the law for everyone else is simply to serve. The fact that this standard would have kicked both Stephen Miller and Donald Trump’s ancestors out of the country is an irony that is lost on them, as most ironies are.

The Trump Organization is undermining the legitimacy of government itself.

Now if you’re one of those “libertarians” who always votes Republican and is perfectly fine with anonymous thugs throwing civilians in vans as long as they’re the people you hate, you can at least take comfort in knowing that your heroes are undermining support for Big Government, just not in the way you expected.

When leftists raise the concept of “guillotine insurance” they are perhaps being a bit naive in assuming that that’s how government in America works. We don’t assume we have to fight the government for our rights, which is one reason why we never assert them. We don’t have guillotine insurance in America, because we didn’t think we needed it. Partly it’s because there was more of a race culture than a class culture (compared to largely homogeneous European countries) but one of the reasons that we didn’t even have a class culture is because all of us, even the elites, actually believed in the American Dream. We had reason to believe that it didn’t matter how poor you were or where you were born, you could make it. That was the case for the white melting pot, and it’s even true for the large numbers of non-white immigrants who continue to come to America.

But that may not be the case any more. Income inequality in the US is not only higher than it’s ever been, it approaches the inequality levels of 1789 France. This is not an exaggeration. Trump Republican policies did indeed keep the economy going, but they deliberately hollowed out the safeguards we needed to keep it going in an emergency, including the pandemic response team that helped stop Ebola. And once Trump let the coronavirus spread to a national catastrophe, his Republicans only grudgingly allowed middle-class supports for a cratered private sector while cronies were allowed to dip their beaks in the limited “small” business fund. And it doesn’t matter if that was too little too late, we’ve gotta get the kids back in schools, even though there’s no vaccine and the resident is deliberately undermining mask-wearing efforts, we’ve gotta get adults back to work and get the economy going again. After all, it doesn’t matter how many people die, Wall Street bounced back, and that’s all that really matters. You’re just supposed to shut up and obey. Goosestep back into the offices, back into the shops, back into the schools, be a good little soldier, cough out your lungs and die for The Leader.

FUCK.

THAT.

A political class doesn’t do that sort of thing if it fears losing power. And if it doesn’t see a threat to its rational best interest in flipping off the public, it must be because they have reason to believe they’ll never lose an election again.

People on my side – or what I thought was my side – have used slogans like “Fear the government that fears your gun.” I would add, “Fear the government that fears your vote.”
Because if you don’t use one, you’d better be ready to use the other.

What Was The Point Of All This Again?

It’s the Fourth of July. It’s time for our yearly patriotic message. And this year, my message is: Maybe this country was a mistake.

Why? Because this country was founded for a reason. Not just an abstraction of “freedom” or “liberty” but an attempt to create such in the face of a historical context in which a previous standard of freedom and liberty were threatened by the arrogance of a remote government. The United States of America is now 244 years old. And in this year it is now further away from the principle behind the Declaration of Independence than ever and closer than ever to being the servile colonial state that it was before 1775.

And it would serve well to use Thomas Jefferson’s Declaration of Independence to demonstrate the issue. For now, put aside the whole issue of whether the whole Revolution is invalidated by slavery or whether Jefferson himself (as opposed to Yankee Founders) is invalidated by being a slave owner. The premise of our revolution was that we were our own country, not merely someone else’s colony, and that our rights are universal and inherent, and that we had a right to rebel because the government abused its powers and denied our equal rights. The premise of our Constitution is that once we had achieved independence, we had to create a republic not only to protect our sovereignty but to protect the general welfare. By comparison to our Founders’ stated reasons for creating this country, where is America now in terms of freedom?

https://www.archives.gov/founding-docs/declaration-transcript

In Congress, July 4, 1776.

“The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.”

Again, don’t focus too much on the inherent contradiction of a slaveholder declaring “all men are created equal” or whether rights are endowed by God. At this point, I will say that the premise of the paragraph is that Jefferson was declaring “self-evident” something that many did not see as self-evident, that at least all white men are created equal, which was revolutionary enough, given that it meant that a British “noble” has no greater inherent worth than a commoner, and that people from Europe do not have greater inherent worth than white Americans (especially since in other American colonies the caste system was even more formalized).

As for the “Creator” I will say that it speaks to the inherent contradiction, especially with modern “conservatives” who insist that rights are endowed by God: I find it interesting that the people who most loudly insist that rights are endowed by a Creator are ones most uncomfortable with the “all men are created equal” part. Given that religion has been invoked on both sides of the debate, it undermines the idea that religion is an objective source of moral values. But even if Jefferson was asserting a moral value inconsistently or hypocritically, he WAS asserting a moral value. It holds as a universal principle even if it is not applied universally. And in this particular year, as in the time of the Civil War, the challenge to the universal principle is from those sections of the country that think that freedom means only freedom for them.

And that faction is the one supporting the direct threats to freedom that we face now.

“Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. “

In other words, one does not change the national government lightly or for trivial reasons. Even such problems as exist with the current government are usually preferable to throwing it out. But when “a long train of abuses and usurpations” clearly intends to create an intolerable despotism, overthrowing such is not only a human right but a duty.

“Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. “

Having established that one only removes a government for valid reasons, we come to the question: What are our reasons for removing ourselves from the current government? Those reasons follow.

“He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.”

At this point in the 18th Century, Parliament was not effectively supreme over the British Monarchy and it was possible for King George to step in to create his own policies, especially where the colonies were concerned. In this system, we technically have an independent legislature, but for all the bills that are passed by the Democrat-majority House of Representatives, few if any are passed by the Republican Senate, because Republican Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is given effective control of the legislative process. This is not something that the current president is actively involved in, but McConnell would be unlikely to pursue a legislative course without the Republican president’s assent.

“He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.”

Donald Trump has specifically threatened the State of Nevada (among others) by withholding federal funds because he says voting by mail is “illegal” (it’s not) thereby denying our own right to representation without succumbing to blackmail over already allocated funds.

“He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.”

Again, we have a complaint which is not directly relevant to the current situation as it concerns administration of an overseas colony rather than domestic policy. There are still parallels. I will address them later.

“He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.”

The focus, maybe the raison d’etre, of the Trump Republican Party is “obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners” and refusing to allow any to come into the country. Except of course, during the initial stages of the coronavirus, when Trump knew that coronavirus had spread to Italy and other parts of Europe, yet only declared a travel ban from Europe more than five weeks after announcing a travel ban from China.

“He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

“He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.”

The politicization of judicial appointments under both parties has become that much more blatant under Republicans, which is another case where Mitch McConnell takes the initiative when Donald Trump doesn’t. It was of course McConnell who refused to have the Senate address President Obama’s appointment of Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court, thus not only acting as a veto on the president but on McConnell’s entire chamber. Since being elected president, Trump has made a point of choosing judges only from a Federalist Society approved list, and at lower levels, Trump, with help from McConnell’s Senate, has appointed almost 30 percent of our active circuit court judges in less than four years.

“He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.”

This ties into “He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.” The Trump Organization has become rather infamous for the number of federal offices it has chosen to leave open or with only “active” heads, even though most bureaucracies have to have their administration heads approved by Congress. By this means Trump is able to create a situation where he does in fact administer by decree, since there is no oversight approval, and such “acting” heads can be fired at will. Earlier this year, he criticized pro forma Senate sessions (which were intended by Republicans to limit Barack Obama’s ability to make recess appointments) and said, “The Senate should either fulfill its duty and vote on my nominees or it should formally adjourn so that I can make recess appointments. If the House will not agree to that adjournment, I will exercise my constitutional authority to adjourn both chambers.”

Of course, Trump, unlike Mitch McConnell, always says the quiet part loud.

“He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:”

Especially in the wake of George Floyd’s death, the American public is coming to grips with the militarization of many police departments, which implies a larger militarization of the civil society. One of the steps Trump took in reaction to riots that disturbed even some in Middle America was to have our national monuments occupied by masked, armed men with no unit insignia. In a Politico article about that subject, it was mentioned in passing that “Every year since the 2001 terrorist attacks, the federal government has added to its policing ranks a force larger than the entire Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.”

It has already been mentioned with the concept of qualified immunity, police departments are in effect given permission to commit acts (including killing) which would guarantee prosecution were they committed by civilians. This is why Black Lives Matter and other groups have demanded that the federal government act to ban qualified immunity. Democrats included such a ban in recent legislation, but refused to vote for a Republican Senate bill that did not include the ban.

This is to say nothing of Trump’s own attempts to render “his” troops unaccountable. The most notorious example is the case of Eddie Gallagher, a Navy SEAL who had been charged with ten offenses under the Uniform Code of Military Justice, for among other things murdering an ISIS prisoner in custody, taking a photo of the corpse and sending it to friends. This was the one charge he was actually convicted of. Since Gallagher had already served the stated amount of time on his sentence, he was released. However, Donald Trump personally intervened to insure that Gallagher’s pre-discharge rank be reinstated (to protect his retirement benefits) and that his SEAL pin be restored, against the verdict in the court martial.

Make no mistake: If he had his way, Donald Trump WOULD run everything by fiat. And if you are voting for Donald Trump, you, like the Republicans who acquitted him in the Senate, are voting to approve conduct that Thomas Jefferson thought was tyrannical and worthy of revolution. You are working against everything Jefferson wanted to achieve.

“For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:”

On this score, I refer to the libertarian argument: A tariff is a tax on the consumer.

“For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.”

This part, unfortunately, has less to do with Donald Trump in particular and more to do with the general trend of government under both parties, a trend where Donald Trump is more a symptom than a cause. In the wake of our “War on Terror”, both the Bush and Obama Administrations were criticized for the practice of “extraordinary rendition” where the US government arranged for or accommodated the transfer of suspects to countries outside the United States, where torture is specifically illegal and “enhanced interrogation” techniques can be investigated.

Similarly, it was under the Obama Administration that there was a drone strike on Anwar al-Awlaki, an American expatriate who advocated for jihad in Yemen. When Awlaki was killed in 2011, he became the first US citizen to be targeted by drone strike, effectively execution without trial.

This is the sort of thing that libertarians have been going on about for years. But if there was reason to criticize a government that abandoned the principles of our founding simply out of expedience or neglect, the danger is that much greater when the people in charge of government are deliberately acting against that principle because they are against the principles of our founding.

“He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.”

As with many Trump initiatives, the current president may not have actively declared war, but he has withdrawn protection and aid, not only in the general case of the coronavirus but in the specific case of Puerto Rico, which is not a State but whose residents ARE American citizens. This has had the effect of ravaging the coasts, towns and livelihoods of that people.

“He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat [sic] the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.”

In context, this refers to King George’s recruitment of mercenaries from Hesse (Germany) and other areas to suppress the already active American rebellion. The Republicans’ corps of mercenaries are homegrown.

“He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

“He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.”

[Okay, this is the part that hasn’t aged well, college kids.]

“In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

“Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish [sic] brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.”

In the 18th Century, there was technically a means of redress of colonists’ grievance through the British Parliament, which is why the Founders had at first tried to make their case to the British government rather than advocate for radical separatism. But the Parliament was partisan for Britain, with only a few exceptions. This in itself was a cause for alienation from the mother country.

Similarly there is a mechanism in the Constitution for removing an unfit chief executive, called impeachment, but just as the ruling class of Britain decided that their job was to protect their own and not the people of the Colonies, the Republican majority in Senate of the United States decided that its goal was to protect their own rather than the country. And just as Parliament’s alienation from the Americans served to alienate this nation from the mother country, the Republican Party’s choice of sides has served to further alienate them from America. Especially since every thing that Donald Trump has done to America since the end of impeachment is something that Republicans were warned about. In acting to protect Trump, they took on responsibility for his actions, and in choosing Party over country, chose to antagonize the country.

“We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor. “

And how well did that work out?

For the most part, very well. Again, however hypocritical and self-serving it was for white colonials to insist that only all (white) men are created equal, that was a revolutionary declaration for the time. The American Revolution was a direct inspiration for the black people of Haiti and the white Hispanic revolutions in Spanish America. It also set a precedent for the more radical French Revolution, which created its own changes to the structure of Europe, even as Britain’s Parliament passed reforms and became a more democratic body. As with the contradiction of American slavery, Western civilization’s conquest and exploitation of the rest of the world also spread its liberal ideas to other lands and demanded a resolution of the contradiction, which ended Europe’s colonial empires.

None of which changes the fact that we have lived in contradiction from the beginning, a contradiction that caused many white Americans, including those whose ancestors came here after the Civil War, to think that a declaration of freedom for white men meant ONLY freedom for white men. We have survived this long because we have basically agreed to disagree. We have passed incremental reforms to voting laws and acclimated people to the idea of equality for different races and genders.

The problem is not with the people who critique this government because it is untrue to the classical liberal ideas of its foundation. That has always been the libertarian and conservative critique, alongside the leftist arguments that Jefferson was self-serving or didn’t go far enough. The immediate threat to America is not conservative but reactionary; it is from the people who do not simply disagree as to the ultimate meaning of Jefferson’s words, but who are against Jefferson’s declaration itself. The threat to America is from the people whose concept of good government is regressed even further back than King George, whose ideal is not parliamentary monarchy but absolute monarchy. And review of Jefferson’s grievances from 1776 only makes it more clear that for all the progress we have made, we are ending up in much the same situation.

So this year especially, I have to ask: What is the point of America?

What was the point of our Revolution?

What was the point of all this if you want to go back to a tyranny that even the British themselves would not tolerate in their modern government?

If your whole concept of patriotism is “America Fuck Yeah” (unironically) or “Trump That Bitch”, then you really need to look at our founding documents and ask yourself if you would have chosen the wisdom of Thomas Jefferson or the madness of King George.

Liberty And Coronavirus

“Every government in history has been run by assholes. The beautiful thing about democracy, is that in a democracy, the assholes are us.”

-P.J. O’Rourke

I was trying to find exactly where P.J. O’Rourke said that quote. It turns out he used a marginally less offensive version that became the title of Parliament of Whores: “Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy the whores are us.” The version I remember was way, way back in the old days when P.J. O’Rourke was still writing for Rolling Stone and he was doing this takedown of Senator Joe Biden’s previous attempt to run for President. Another line I remember from that article was in reference to Biden stealing speeches from British Labour Party leader Neil Kinnock: “That’s like stealing lyrics from LL Cool J.”

But another thing O’Rourke said in one of his books that is at least as relevant to the current time is this: “There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.”

Here’s the reason I bring this up. About a week ago I saw this Facebook post from the handle “Quarynnetine Valente” saying “The pandemic has managed to do what so many couldn’t: just completely disprove libertarianism and all it’s brethren – No, people will not do the right thing if left to their own devices without the government. They won’t even do so much as wear a small piece of cloth over their faces.”

I’d also seen a Reason article about how even a necessary element of Federal coronavirus response was screwed up, where the GAO reported that at least a million of the coronavirus stimulus checks were actually sent to dead people. And I’d quoted that woman’s post in commentary: “Liberal comment today on Facebook: ‘this crisis completely disproves libertarianism! We can’t even trust people to wear masks without government telling them!’
Government: [cuts off regular recipients and gives COVID checks to billionaires and dead people] “

And a Democrat partisan friend responded, “No, (she’s) right. Libertarians like to concentrate on the handful of government failings and utterly ignore the sea of benefits. One of the reasons I have a hard time taking you seriously some times.” And I responded: “This is why I don’t take government seriously some times.”

I’m serious. It was private citizens and businesses who did more to encourage the shutdown in the first weeks of coronavirus spread than anything the national government has done – indeed, while the New York City and State governments both fell down at first, they started to create serious public health policies while the Trump Organization still refuses to do so.

Monday in The Atlantic, David Frum presented a damning timeline of events that conclusively demonstrate that Trump is not only refusing to take coronavirus seriously, he is actively encouraging the spread of the disease among the public. This is less by what he is doing than what he is not doing – notably not wearing a mask and not encouraging social distancing, even though Mike Pence and even Mitch McConnell now do appear in masks. It’s as though Trump were acting to do the exact opposite of what a president should, which ties into the other recent controversy that continues to bleed out, where reporters continue to investigate credible stories that Russia offered the Taliban bounties to kill our troops in Afghanistan and that Trump was aware of this and continued to take Vladimir Putin’s side on the world stage, for example, continuing to push for Russia to be re-invited to the G7 summits.

This all makes a lot more sense if you just assume that Trump is a Putin bitch whose specific job is to do everything he can to destroy America and everything it stands for. An idea which with every passing week becomes less and less conspiracy theory and more and more Occam’s Razor. But I digress.

In the last, perfunctory coronavirus task force hearing – at which, notably, Trump did not appear – reporters asked Vice President Pence why the Administration, specifically Trump, was encouraging people to gather in large crowds for Trump rallies and not follow experts’ advice to practice social distancing and use masks in public. And Pence started his response by saying: “The freedom of speech and the right to peaceably assemble is enshrined in the Constitution of the United States.” Yes, and in Die Hard With A Vengeance, John McClane had the free speech right to walk around Harlem wearing a sandwich board with the N-Word on it. That didn’t make it good for his continued health.

This Tuesday I was watching one of the talking-heads shows on MSNBC, and Jacob Frey, the Mayor of Minneapolis spoke in reference to the subject of police reform and said, “Culture eats policy for breakfast.” For someone who has done so much to undermine American soft power, Viceroy Trump does understand how to use it, by using the power of his office to shape the public culture. It was bad enough when the “liberal” media gave Trump free airtime that they never would have given a Libertarian or Green candidate because they wanted Hillary’s ride to the coronation to be less boring. But since he is now president, the dysfunctional people who follow him have that much more justification for their beliefs. It is largely for fear of offending them that those governors who had instituted coronavirus controls started to retract them before all, or even any, states had met the White House’s own guidelines for re-opening. So now, for SOME reason, there seems to be a huge surge in virus cases, even in states like California and Nevada that seemed to have it under control. So now in Nevada, Governor Steve Sisolak made it mandatory to wear a mask in public. And I’ve had at least one friend tell me that Sisolak can kiss their ass, but really, what do you expect? Trusting that people would do the right thing without being forced didn’t work.

So Quarantine Valentine or whatever her fucking name is is right about that, but it’s not quite as simple as “Government Good Liberty Bad.” And even then, it’s not like it matters. This Sunday I had to go out and stopped to get gas and got out of the car, and realized I hadn’t brought my mask from the house. I was kind of ashamed of myself, and then I realized that none of the other customers at the gas station were wearing a mask either. And this week I went to get my car looked at, and was at the garage for over two hours, and for half of that time, I was the only one with a mask on.

If I am a libertarian, and I think that a lot of regulations are just a bureaucratic power-grab to micromanage transactions that previous generations never had to micromanage, why does this matter to me? Why do I wear a mask and encourage others to do so? Because I see the need for it, because I educate myself, and I know (from my own recent brush with sickness in March) what the stakes are. I have what is perhaps mislabeled as common sense.

To me, a large part of libertarianism is the impression that government can get in the way of common sense. And what we are seeing in America’s approach to “liberty” is that the opposite of common sense is getting in the way of government.

And all this gets to a larger point. Libertarians might not like government much, but the fact of the matter is, the reason it got as big and intrusive as it has is because people saw a need for it. Sometimes that need is even genuine. In the case of this pandemic or any other genuine emergency, you need an authority who is going to be able to coordinate resources and set policies. And then there are other cases, like the entire Transportation Security Administration, where you have government micromanaging things that we were perfectly happy doing for ourselves before 9-11. And the uselessness of the TSA is only reinforced by the fact that government policy was deformed by the shock of 9-11, yet the 9-11 attacks had an immediate death toll of 2,977 plus the hijackers, yet our government has let over 120,000 die from coronavirus, and the Republicans who demanded a security state after 9-11 don’t bat an eye.

And yet we do need a government, because we need to have some kind of treatment for coronavirus, precisely because we as a collective of individuals cannot micromanage our public lives and private behavior to contain casual contact indefinitely, we cannot get even the most authoritarian government (for example, China) to micromanage individual behavior indefinitely and we sure as Hell cannot get THIS government to manage public behavior.

Government is on some level an admission of social failure. If the Facebook poster is correct in saying that we as a people cannot be trusted to put on a stupid mask to stop the spread of disease, anything government does to encourage that will be imperfect at best. But people are still going to ask for government, because the alternative default is unacceptable. If one advocates for libertarianism, then by definition you cannot create a more libertarian society with more government and more force. It means changing the culture so that we do not need as much government, so that people do the right thing without having to be told. Because again, government cannot do everything, even if we thought that was a good idea. And changing the culture so that people are more capable of self-government requires education and socialization.

In March, I’d said: “The Trump Administration is what you get when you combine class privilege with the government’s monopoly on force. Trump himself is the natural result of a system that pretends to capitalism but actually relies on social capital – what Randians would call ‘pull’ and we in Las Vegas call ‘juice’ – in order to avoid the checks and balances that are supposed to be inherent in the capitalist system, in much the same way that party solidarity has destroyed the checks and balances written into the Constitution.” You can see this in how anti-Trump commentators go on about how Trump has undermined the “rule of law”, which as we can see in retrospect is less a rule than an agreement from all parties to follow the law. It doesn’t matter how strict the law is if the people in charge of enforcing it allow it to be broken, or ARE the lawbreakers. Which gets to the point that what we’re dealing with is psychological as much as political. If all government is just a matter of social agreement, then the same thing applies to every other social arrangement, including business. Which also means that a right-wing “anarcho-capitalism” would not work any better than a left-wing anarchy, because there is no such thing as trade without rules and enforcement of rules, and there is no such thing as common property because resources have to be administered. It doesn’t matter whether you call that administration a government or not, it will come to exist by default. And that means it doesn’t matter if things are administered through officials acting in the public sector or the private sector if they all grew up with the same expectations as to what is acceptable.

They’re the SAME FUCKING PEOPLE.

And if that ought to give pause to a libertarian who thinks that people can be trusted to do the right thing without government forcing them, it really ought to give pause to a statist who thinks government can be trusted to tell people what the right thing is.