This Week Tonight

Brief remarks, because the week’s events led to a situation that requires me to go into more detail, which will require more time for me to work on the following post.

Saturday October 18, the No Kings movement organized protests across the country against the Trump occupation government, reaching nationwide numbers of at least 7 million people, including considerable turnouts in ‘red’ states. There were also protests in European capitals, including London, where the event was called ‘No Tyrants Day’ because their king isn’t a senile fascist moron.

And in response, Trump confirmed not only that he does think of himself as a king, but that he is literally full of shit.

Specifically, he put out a video of himself in a fighter jet labeled “KING TRUMP”, wearing a crown over his flight helmet, and flying over a No Kings protest in a major city to fly over the protesters and bomb them with an industrial-scale volume of liquid excrement. I mean, Trump can feel proud. He made all that shit himself.

No seriously, Trump may be so much of an asshole that he consists of only that one body part, but even his colon cannot produce such a volume of crap on command. He needed AI to do that. But really, isn’t that what AI is for?

It’s yet another example of how Trump and his cult, rather than discrediting their opponents, actually justify them by becoming more ridiculous.

Another factor in this is the deliberate approach of non-violence taken by protestors throughout the country, like dressing up in inflatable frog and dinosaur costumes. A lot of critics say this makes the protestors themselves ridiculous, but that’s the point. We had riots and shit when George Floyd was killed – around the time of the 2020 Republican National Convention – and that’s the sort of thing the Trumpniks use to motivate their base. Whereas when you spray mace at a guy in a frog costume or have to send 30 police to follow a team in a wiener dog outfit, the average person who isn’t invested in the culture war issues has to ask what the regime is scared of when they’re the ones with all the guns.

The key here is that we have government because we agree to it. We have had questionable and authoritarian government in the past, and have gone along with its questionable decisions because we saw it as legitimate. The key is that the government is undermined if it is no longer seen as legitimate, and in this case it is the Republican Party as much as the Left that is doing that.

Trump did get elected, but a lot of his voters, including non-whites and Roganbros, naively believed that Trump would actually run the government as a public concern instead of just another part of his business portfolio. And a lot of them are speaking out. Maybe not enough to vote Democrat, but enough to doubt. We didn’t vote for Elon Musk to run the bureaucracy. We didn’t vote for Stephen Miller to run the country. And most Republicans voted to get a handle on illegal immigration, but most people didn’t vote to give ICE a bigger budget than the military of Turkey.

See, in Ireland, and India, and, well damn near every place the British Empire conquered, the native population was like ‘okay, the country was previously ruled by a local warlord who took over by force and expected absolute obedience just because, so this isn’t any different.’ It was after the American and French revolutions that the premise of overthrowing imperialists became feasible. That is how Spain lost most of its empire. And that is how Britain lost India. The occupation was not seen as legitimate, and the imperial power, no matter how much weapons it had, could not clamp down on an entire population. And yes, that is just what happened to the US in Vietnam and to both Russia and the US in Afghanistan. The Trump regime is starting at the point that was the end stage for Britain in India. It’s just a matter of what it takes to mobilize the majority. India had religious traditions of non-violence. We have naked bicyclists and inflatable animal costumes. Whatever works.

So because this government is increasingly seen, even in the center, as illegitimate, the No Kings protest last week gave me more room for hope than ever, because it confirms that the country in general is on the right page. In the long run we will win. In the short term however Trump is doing tremendous amounts of damage to the country.

The most prominent example of Trump shitting on the country physically and not just virtually occurred Tuesday when his planned ballroom expansion of the White House started tearing down the East Wing, which fits the architecture of the rest of the structure, in order to build a giant annex that will be bigger than the main building.

This is both a symbolic and literal step in permanently deforming the country.

If Trump died tomorrow and Vance took over, presumably he would keep construction going on the ballroom. I’m sure he’s a really good dancer. But if not, we are going to need to repair the damage.

And again, that damage is both literal and symbolic. For one thing, this is another clue, as if we needed one, that Trump is not leaving in 2028 if he can help it. As Seth Meyers put it this week, “if I had only three years left on my lease, I wouldn’t be renovating anything.”

The simple fact that Trump can do this, with no permits, against the law, because everybody lets him, just confirms that he thinks of the government, by extension the country, as his personal property. And the Republican Party is quite fine with this.

The symbolism should make it clear to the rest of the country: The American republic is dead. It has been wrecked just as surely as the East Wing. You might be able to rebuild it once the criminals are purged, but you cannot pretend it’s still there.

Which is why we need to decide first, how the criminals are to be purged, and second, what kind of government is going to replace them.

They’re Eating The Jews, They’re Eating The Mormons

While it is alleged that Charlie Kirk’s murder was, if not a conspiracy, an event that the Trump Right wanted to use to create their own Horst Wessel and “unite the Right”, the aftermath actually seems to be causing cracks in the foundation. For one thing, Kirk colleague Candace Owens (a conspiracy theorist of the first order) said that he was assassinated right after telling other friends that he was no longer supporting Israel for its war on Gaza.

Frankly, if our species ever gets its shit together long enough to advance science and break the lightspeed barrier, within 40 years of first contact, the natives of Alpha Centauri are going to be blaming The Jews for all of their problems throughout history.

It would be simplistic to say that Trump’s support is entirely based on white supremacy, given the support he has gotten in three elections from Jews and non-whites. However, he gets that much more support from actual white supremacists, and they are pretty simplistic.

When I say they are simplistic, I mean that literally, because they really do think that they should judge someone’s moral and intellectual value on the basis of their origin. Look at their role model, who uses “low IQ person” as his code for “black woman.” This is why a right-winger like Richard Hanania, who has been credibly accused of racism himself, disavows the brand-name Right now, because at least in America they’ve become useless at everything but racism.

The American reactionary movement always has had a very elitist view of the world, traditionally disdaining not just non-whites and non-Christians but any white Christian who isn’t straight Protestant. Their idea of tolerance is dating a Methodist. The 19th Century Know-Nothing Party (no really) was based largely on treating Irish Catholics the way MAGAts treat Hispanics now. So no surprise that not only is the recent murder bringing out the inherent Jew-hate, it’s also revealed that even other Christians aren’t good enough for some in MAGA.

Charlie Kirk died while holding a debate session at a Mormon university in Utah, and in the wake of his murder, some “conservatives” actually blamed the Mormon community. On September 27, at a college football game between Brigham Young (BYU) and Colorado State university, the hometeam crowd frequently yelled things like “Fuck the Mormons.” The very next day, a Trump supporter drove to a Mormon church in Michigan, rammed into the building, opened fire with a semi-auto rifle, set the building on fire and killed four people before he was taken down by police. That weekend Mormons were holding special prayer after the death of their church president, Russell M. Nelson. According to one account, “Between 2015 and 2024, the FBI counted 160 hate crimes reported against LDS victims. These included 63 acts of vandalism and property destruction and 29 assaults. The states with the most incidents were Utah (25), California (23), Washington (14), Tennessee (12), Georgia (10) and Nevada (10).”

It’s kind of odd given that Mormon codes are that much more devoted to clean living than those of most professed Christian Republicans. Mormonism, originating in the US, is maybe that much more “white” than other American denominations. (There was a whole thing about how the Church considered Black people to be under ‘the Curse of Cain‘.)

Mormonism is very much an offshoot of traditional Christianity. It is considered “non-trinitarian” in that it considers the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit to not be one being in three aspects, but three distinct beings. Indeed, most Christians consider Mormons heretical in that they consider God to be a physical living man. The Church of Trump considers Mormonism heretical because Mormons do not believe that man is Donald Trump.

My own opinion is similar to the kids on South Park: The inner mysticism of Mormonism may be pretty weird, but all the Mormons I’ve known have been stand-up people, and I don’t argue with results.

But the wave of anti-LDS prejudice is only the latest example of how what seems to be a broad Trump movement is motivated by hatreds more than love of country or God.

I’ve been seeing a lot of YouTube posts about cults (since we have one running the country now) and how to break people out of them, and related to this are a set of related posts about a “purple revolution”, largely from a poster labeled “Cult College” about how people disillusioned by Trump might actually join with “the Left” (that is, the rest of us) and get rid of his regime. And in one of her posts, “Screenshots From A Breaking Cult” she shows social media remarks and conversations from Trump supporters saying things like “It’s not just Trump, it’s the entire government. I’ve been turned off from him recently with his dedication to Israel.” “I feel the same way!!!!!! I was republican UNTIL this reveal of what has happened with CHARLIE!!!” and “Always been a Trump supporter but things have changed. Two wings on one bird. Israel is pulling all the strings”.

I don’t see these people waking up. I see them going deeper down the rabbit hole. Because the main thing that distinguished Trumpniks from outright Nazis was the fact that their Christian identity (or rather, their superficial identification with Christianity) caused them to idealize “Zion” and thus Israel. But then they saw Israel performing outright genocide on Gaza, they saw that the country is doing so at the behest of Benjamin Netanyahu, who might actually be more crooked then Trump, and they looked back and realized just how much influence Israelis and Israel-aligned Americans (like Jeffrey Epstein) have on both major political parties. And they decided they no longer needed to square the circle between their racial anti-Semitism and their political philo-Semitism. They could just be honest with themselves and hate Jews.

This is how those on the Left (meaning, anybody who doesn’t think Trump is like Jesus only better cause Jesus has to be celibate) can look at media and go “how is it that I’m on the side of Tucker Carlson and Marjorie Taylor Greene?” Because as I say, it is possible for two different things to be true at the same time.

For my own view: I think that the history of the planet indicates that we need a state of Israel, because Jews cannot be secure as a minority where they live, and that includes the United States. (See above.) I think that Israel, like any other nation, has a right of self-determination and self-defense, and was justified in going after Hamas, if not the deliberate campaign against civilians in Gaza. And while there is indeed undue Jewish/Israeli influence on the American government, the influence of Saudi Arabia on Washington may be even greater and more dangerous. After all, Israel doesn’t have any oil.

Oh, and speaking of Arab oil monarchs:

Just Friday, the Trump Organization announced a deal with the Gulf emirate of Qatar to build an “air force facility” at our existing base in Idaho. Now we’ve already had some training done for Qatar and other nations at our bases historically so this is not radical in itself. But less publicized is the fact that on September 29 – after Israel bombed a Hamas base in Qatar – Trump on his own initiative created a joint defense pact with Qatar without involving the Senate.

This in context of a year in which Trump, shortly after coronation inauguration received a “gift” of a luxury jet from Qatar, which will cost “hundreds of millions” to refit and is simultaneously supposed to be granted to the government after he leaves office and is to be given to Trump’s projected presidential library in the increasingly unlikely event that he leaves office. Come to think of it, now-Attorney General Pam Bondi worked as a consultant for the Ballard Partners lobbying firm to represent Qatar, and while it is apparently not true that Bondi herself was paid $115 million per month during her service, the firm was. “It was unclear how much of the $115,000 per month Bondi personally received.” Of course the Qatar news came up after Bondi’s Senate hearing this week, which was probably the best for her.

Sloppy Steve Bannon told Newsweek, “There should never be a military base of a foreign power on the sacred soil of America.” Israel booster and Trump insider Laura Loomer responded to the Friday news saying “Never thought I’d see Republicans give terror financing Muslims from Qatar a MILITARY BASE on US soil so they can murder Americans.”
Because even some of these people see that this is not about national security or national priorities, it’s all about feeding more slop to the Big Pig. Which to them isn’t so bad, but it actually causes them agita when they have to weigh their Trump worship against their xenophobia.

I mean the obvious point in all this is that even if you are a lily-white Christian member of the Trump cult – and especially if you’re not – a movement based on hatred is going to keep pursuing objects of hate and you cannot be safe with them.

But it also means that a movement based on hate has nothing constructive holding it together, and would turn on itself if its binding force were removed.

It really raises the question of what’s going to happen with these people when (if) Trump finally dies.

Or more pressing: the question of what is so terrible about the Epstein Files that Trump can’t let the Congress know what’s in them, when the Republican Congress flocked back to his side after January 6, when he sent a mob in the Capitol to kill them?

They’re Not Good At This Fascism Thing

Could you live forever?
Could you see the day

Could you feel your whole world fall apart and fade away?
– Steely Dan, “Kid Charlemagne”

Right now the big story from Washington is Donald Trump’s second Shithole Shutdown, where allegedly the impasse is because the Democrats are holding out. But really, everyone knew Trump wanted a shutdown because he was the one who refused to negotiate until the very last day before the budget ran out. The bigger story and one with long-term political implications for the Project 2025 government was the command meeting by Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Bombing Venezuelan Fishing Boats.

Actually, Kegsbreath and his boss insist on calling the Defense Department the “Department of War”, as it was before 1946. On one hand, this is one of those things like rump renaming the Gulf of Mexico the “Gulf of America”, as though he were a God with the magic power to change the fundamental aspects of the world just by changing the labels. On the other hand, this is actually one of those things where in principle I’d agree with the Trump agenda. Our military is not very “defense.” Our “defense” is bombing the shit out of everything. It makes sense to call your military a department of defense when you’re a small country that can’t do much more than defend itself. If you’re Croatia, Austria, even Japan, it makes sense to call your military a defense force. Us? No.

Plus, the postwar renaming is exactly the sort of thing that inspired George Orwell’s world in Nineteen Eighty-Four, where destructive government agencies are sold as the opposite of what they actually are. I think Trump and Hegseth are just being honest. Would that they extended this policy and renamed the Department of Homeland Security the Department of Justifying Paranoia and Repression and the Department of Justice the Department of Railroading Trump’s Enemies.

But in September, Secretary Hegseth announced that all the commanders were ordered to attend a meeting at Quantico, in person, with all of the costs involved, and requiring them all to leave their posts no matter where they were in the world. This led to all sorts of speculation about whether sinister motives were involved. Like if Pete wanted to make all our generals take some Fuhrer Oath to Our Lord and Savior. Well, the meeting happened September 30, and while the general tone might have set the stage for a later Commissar Order against civilians, Hegseth just brought the top commanders all in one room just to review his already established political agenda for the military, in a speech that lasted maybe 30 minutes, and pacing the stage as he spoke, like a televangelist or time-share salesman. He said America must not only be able to win any war that is thrust upon us but “any war we choose”. He said while the military should not have “nasty bullying and hazing” he would do a “review of the department’s definitions of so-called toxic leadership, bullying, and hazing, to empower leaders to enforce standards without fear of retribution or second-guessing.”

He said he was going to enforce uniform standards of appearance, including getting rid of “beardos.” He said that all servicemen, of all ranks, had to do PT (physical training) twice a year. Because apparently Hegseth was sick of seeing “fat generals and admirals” in the halls of the Pentagon.

He said this prior to introducing Donald Trump, who is looking more and more like he swallowed the orange version of that gum Violet Beauregard ate in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

You know, when the Oompa-Loompas had to roll her away because she no longer had legs, she was just a ball with a head on it? That’s where we are now.

The fact that both rump and Kegsbreath seemed to think the goal was to get a bunch of applause moments on camera was clear when Trump told the crowd that he’d never seen a room so quiet before. And he joked that anyone could leave, but “there goes your rank, there goes your future.” And unlike Hegseth, he was not brief and on point. He went on for over an hour, apparently to demonstrate he has stamina in at least one endeavor. Mostly it was the same wheezy, whiny airing of the grievances that we got at his last UN speech, but he also said that this country faces a “war from within” and lamented the fact that the enemy are civilians who don’t wear uniforms, and that he told Hegseth that he should “use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military.” Which should give some indication of what Hegseth means by dedicating the military to a “warrior ethos” where soldiers and commanders can act “without fear of retribution or second-guessing.”

Now, supposedly the fact that there was little reaction (other than laughter at Trump’s humor) was because the military, especially the higher ranks, are supposed to be professional and non-partisan. But the body language was telling. The audience was more stone-faced than Easter Island. I’m sure the fact that Little Boy and Fat Man brought them there just to be insulted and coerced didn’t help staff morale. But Hegseth could have told me to come in from halfway around the world to announce we were getting free hookers and blow, and I’d still ask “Why couldn’t we have done this over Zoom?” But then again, we know why Pete can’t secure a virtual chat meeting.

Even so, security was the exact opposite of the point. The point was to summon all the command staff of our military for an on-camera event to be props in Pete’s propaganda exercise announcing his “paradigm shift” for a “warrior ethos” Pentagon that would ignore liberal standards against hazing and “toxic leadership”. Odd given that he disdains beards as being for a bunch of “Nordic pagans”, if acting like a Viking is apparently regulation now. Especially since his own tattoos indicate being a fellow traveler with Nordic identity groups.

And if you’re asking why I’m focusing on this rather than Trump’s (latest) Shithole Shutdown, one, it’s not like we’re not going to have a government shutdown every year if Republicans have anything to do with it, and two, the results of Tuesday’s publicity stunt are more directly embarrassing to Trump and his Party in the short term, and imply the potential results of Trump’s shutdown publicity stunt in the long term.

As The Fucking News points out, while Russell Vought, Project 2025 architect and incidental head of the OMB, is withholding funds already allocated from Democrat states, the One Big Beautiful Bill Act (‘O BuBBA’), without concessions to the Democrats, is going to take away even more money from Republican-voting states, because O BuBBA causes the Affordable Care Act subsidies to expire, which would cause insurance premiums in Alaska to go up 346 percent and Mississippi 314 percent, to give just two examples.

Cuts also include supports to first-responder and counterterrorism efforts. (‘a massive bailout for Antifa and Black Lives Matter‘)

Given that the public is largely blaming Republicans for this, the Church of Trump’s Society for the Propagation of the Faith is pushing the dogma that the main reason Democrats are holding out is because they want healthcare services to go towards illegal immigrants. Wednesday this was mostly the line of JD Vance. (Trump has apparently been posting on social media but hasn’t made any public appearances since the Hegseth meeting. Apparently the most macho Olympian demigod president ever is a bit tuckered out.)

This is of course raging bullshit, but when Trump debated Harris, he wailed, “They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats!” And that was even more raging bullshit, but who’s president now?

Democrats are once again being outmaneuvered by The Trump Party on the shutdown. The latest Big Lie is that Democrats started this cause they won’t accept a budget that doesn’t give healthcare to illegals. And Democrats keep going, “But it’s already against the law to give federal healthcare to the undocumented!” You don’t respond to the lie. That keeps it in public consciousness. It’s like responding to “Have you stopped beating your wife?” Instead, point out that Moscow Mike Johnson (the Hero-General of Avdiivka) wouldn’t even let the House debate a bill during the last day of September, instead choosing to close the chamber early. The Trump Party WANTS this, because they want a government that doesn’t fund anything (including soldiers’ pay) other than the security state and Trump’s personal priorities. Y’know, what they wanted to do anyway. What point is there in negotiating with that?

Like I say, fascism is evil and horrible even when it works. But this is not working. This is worse than fascism. At least Hitler had an infrastructure program. This is just looting the candy store until it goes bankrupt, and expecting someone else to hold the bag. Basically, what Trump did to Atlantic City, only applied to the largest, most powerful and most influential government on Earth.

The Trump Party isn’t negotiating with the Democrats or the rest of the country, because they don’t want to. The goal is not to preserve the congressional system of funding and legislation, the goal is to destroy it so that Our President can run everything by fiat, hopefully forever.

The goal is to treat the entire population (including Trump supporters and rich people who don’t goosestep in line) like the peasants in the French Revolution, blanking out what happened to the aristocrats in the French Revolution.

And to do this, Trump and his “War” Secretary need the support of the armed institution whose members were just ordered to make a wasteful, expensive, global security-threatening and completely unnecessary trip to one location, like their subordinate status made them magic genies to be summoned with a rub of the lamp, just to tell them that they’re fatsos who need a shave.

Anybody else see the flaw with this strategy?
Cause I don’t think Trump does.

Well, that’s it for this post. But before I go, here it is, Your Moment of Zen:

FCC – Fascist Communist Collusion

This is a follow-up to my last piece, not so much on the Charlie Kirk issue as to its use as a pretext to censor Jimmy Kimmel, and the reason that the federal government has the power to do that.

When I was a lot more outspokenly libertarian, I would come up with joke names for the various alphabet-soup bureaucracies in the federal government. Like, after the Waco fiasco, BATF was “Blame After The Fact.” FBI was “Fucking Bumbling Incompetents”. And the FCC was “Fascist Communist Collusion.”

And I might seem a lot more lefty than I was in the Clinton days, but I’m that much more convinced that Big Government can’t be trusted, especially when “small government conservatives” are in charge of it.

But in the wake of the Trump regime twisting executive arms to remove both Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel from late night, it raises the question of how that is even possible, while media people who are much more rude towards Viceroy Trump still have their jobs.

For example, prior to the merger with Skydance, CBS/Paramount was part of a larger media conglomerate run by the Redstone family, which also runs Viacom, which runs Comedy Central, which plays the Jon Stewart-led The Daily Show, along with the culturally libertarian shock comedy South Park. And in the wake of the corporation ending Colbert’s contract, they renewed the contract for South Park. Which started its latest season by saying PC Principal and Jesus Christ were in mortal fear of Donald Trump, even though his penis is “teeny tiny.”

Then you have Bill Maher, who lately has tried to play Switzerland in America’s culture wars. In the wake of the 2024 election, he decided to suck up to Trump out of mutual contempt for the PC Democratic Left, but that hasn’t stopped him from bagging on Trump recently. But no networks or affiliates can “cancel” him cause he’s not on a network beholden to sponsors.

That is in fact why Bill Maher is on HBO, because previously he was host of a show called Politically Incorrect, which just happened to be on ABC after the late-night news, and got cancelled (both socially and professionally) for “insensitive” comments after 9-11.

This is why guys like Bill Maher and the creators of South Park have not (yet) suffered the same pressures as Kimmel and Stephen Colbert, despite the fact that they are also within media megacorps. That’s not to say they can’t be cancelled; the HBO parent Warner Bros./Discovery has cancelled a lot of projects for reasons that could best be described as arcane. But the incentives are different.

This is also why Brian Kilmeade still has a job after telling the guys on Fox & Friends that it would be a good idea to subject the homeless to lethal injection. He’s on basic cable. Although that doesn’t explain why MSDNC cancelled commentator Matthew Dowd after offering his opinions on Charlie Kirk. That decision was just the general media cowardice we are seeing under Trump 2.0.

Just the day before he engaged in official censorship, Carr told a POLITICO reporter “I think you can draw a pretty clear line, and the Supreme Court has done this for decades, that our First Amendment, our free speech tradition, protects almost all speech”. On the Reason Magazine website it was pointed out that under FCC rules, and Supreme Court precedent, the FCC can regulate broadcast media but not online content. The rationale for this has always been that the broadcast airwaves are a “scarce public resource”. Given that radio waves were the only broadcast communication medium, the FCC was created, and it served a purpose in resolving disputes between parties with regard to signal interference and related issues. But even prior to that, with the Radio Act of 1927, Congress defined that a radio station could only be given a broadcast license “in the public interest, convenience, or necessity”. This according to Wikipedia, which as of September 19 is still defining the FCC as an “independent” agency. In NBC v. United States (1943) the Supreme Court confirmed that rather than simply regulating radio stations to prevent interference with each other, the FCC should also “determine the composition” of content. This essentially made the federal government the ultimate media gate keeper and led to networks developing internal Standards and Practices censorship departments through the television era. Such strictures have rarely applied to premium cable outlets like HBO and Showtime, and the FCC did not seek to expand its control over cable since it was a for-pay service and not free to the public. However as cable/satellite and then streaming became more standardized, pay TV became the standard with broadcast becoming almost an afterthought, and most people picking up television through pay TV or streaming subscriptions, even with local TV networks. (Incidentally, the fact that HBO and similar services were not censored is also why the Fairness Doctrine was never applied to Fox News and other right-wing media on cable).

The idea that the airwave spectrum is subject to scarcity was based on a misunderstanding of physics even considering the limits of contemporary technology. “When a traditional telephone call occurs on copper wire, the same movement of electrons that occurs on “The People’s Airwaves” occurs within the phone wire. It has never been suggested, however, that the FCC limit the number of persons who may have telephone conversations or regulate what they say.”

Like much else in this government (see the Department of Homeland Security), the standard was based on a contemporary judgment that may have been flawed even at the time and as of now not only is useless but actually counterproductive.

All this really begs the question, if the enemies of Our Divine Sovereign are so unfunny and unpopular, and network shows aren’t making as much money as they used to, why is it so necessary for national security and the sainted memory of Charlie Kirk that the freest country God gave Man must ban late night comedians for telling mean jokes that mostly consist of just repeating what Republicans actually say?
As with so much else in this regime, the answer is “because they can.” And they can because of the FCC. The irony being, if network TV is no longer the draw that it used to be, it’s not only because capitalism gives us other options, it’s because those options are not so arbitrarily restricted.

If cancelling late night talk shows is a good business decision because the model is in decline and not making money, it raises the question of just how feasible the rest of broadcast TV is. CBS already decided that it was better to get rid of its 11:30 time slot altogether rather than have its own product on. And ABC, at the direct behest of both Brendan Carr and its right-wing affiliates, had to make that decision on the spur of the moment. To punish dissenting speech, they are undermining themselves. Not to mention, the affiliates that depend on networks for content will no longer get it, and both networks and affiliates are undermining themselves by aligning with an obviously senile and declining tyrant, who is, if not an actual pedophile, clearly covering for people who were, and who is the direct cause of Middle America losing their farms, losing their standard of living and losing their place in the world. People might start to realize who’s on their side, who is against them, and who helped bring about this state of affairs. And that would be bad for business. Although not necessarily America.

Is There Any Doubt Now?

And then there is Newton N. Minow [then chairman of the Federal Communications Commission] who declares: “There is censorship by ratings, by advertisers, by networks, by affiliates which reject programming offered to their areas.” It is the same Mr. Minow who threatens to revoke the license of any station that does not comply with his views on programming—and who claims that that is not censorship . . . .

-Ayn Rand, The Virtue of Selfishness

LEGALIZE COMEDY!
-Elon Musk, at CPAC 2025

Wednesday September 17, Viceroy Trump’s occupation government looked over Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue on ABC Monday and Brendan Carr (Project 2025 mastermind and incidental head of the FCC) told ABC and its affiliates that they had better play ball and get rid of the guy, telling a podcaster “we can do this the easy way or the hard way.” And so, allegedly at the behest of Nexstar affiliates that were going to black out the show, ABC obeyed. Jimmy Kimmel’s late night broadcast has been taken off the air “indefinitely.” Immediately. They didn’t even let his contract play out like CBS did with Stephen Colbert.

Expect Guillermo to get arrested by ICE any day now.

Ostensibly this was because Kimmel had made light of Charlie Kirk’s killing, but if you see the tape, Kimmel was not disparaging Kirk or his family, but “this MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who killed Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it”.

(Watch the link before it gets yanked!)

This is of a piece with Matthew Dowd, the most milquetoast of liberal pundits, getting kicked off MSNBC (the second most milquetoast basic-cable news after CNN) simply for pointing out that Kirk’s opinions were divisive.

Folks, let’s get real: If Charlie Kirk were a teenager shot to death in a high school, the Republican Party would not care. We know this because we have more examples than we can count.

I am frankly not sure why Our Lord and Savior has not solved the problem by using his holy touch to resurrect Charlie Kirk from the dead. Is he not the Son of Man? Is he not one with the Father? Has he not conquered death, and conquered sin, for our sake?
Prove to me you’re really cool! Walk across my swimming pool!

But then, a day or so after the murder, reporters caught Trump attending a Yankees game and asked him how he was holding up after the loss of a close friend. Trump responded by bragging about the work they’re putting in at the White House to build his great new ballroom. And then he did his jerking-off-two-men-at-once dance. In his seat, and with no “YMCA” accompaniment. So I guess he had other priorities. Like when somebody shot at him and only killed an an audience member in the stands behind him. That guy never got to lie in state at the Capitol.

Liberals have charged that the Trump regime has been trying to not only martyr Kirk but make his death a combination Horst Wessel/Reichstag Fire. Given that the accused came from a right-wing Utah Mormon family, it seems unlikely that “this kid who killed Charlie Kirk (is) anything other than one of them”. But now Kash Patel’s FBI (Fumbling Bumbling Incompetence) has released transcripts of the suspect sending texts to his roommate, who he refers to as “my love.” So allegedly this is all because the roommate is transitioning to female and this goes along with the Trump (and Kirk) campaign to demonize trans people as violent killers. The suspect also explained, “I had enough of (Kirk’s) hatred. Some hate can’t be negotiated out.” And apparently in the text, he confirmed the location of the weapon, the type of weapon, that it was a family weapon, confirms he engraved a bullet with ‘owo bulges’, while also using police terms like ‘squad car’ and ‘drop point.’ As several people online put it, this is history’s first murder confession written on ChatGPT.

Presumably the authorities can back all this up by confirming the ballistics of the round that killed Kirk with the weapon in custody. Presumably. I haven’t heard them announce that yet.

But that is a separate issue. Because again, people in this country get shot every day. What doesn’t happen every day is that the government directly orders a network and its affiliates to cancel a program because they don’t like what it says about them. And it’s even more rare for a target to cave so quickly and completely.

In the case of Colbert, one could say that however popular he was in a certain demographic, the show was still losing money overall and CBS had been penny pinching in other areas. But in retrospect, that was simply plausible deniability. In the CBS case, the parent company wanted to merge with the Skydance company run by the pro-Trump Ellison family, and that was a lot more important than the fact that CBS’ “nothing personal” declaration meant that the network would no longer get any money at all from the time slot. Here both the Nexstar and Sinclair media companies that hold ABC affiliates decided they were going to independently cancel Kimmel, having already decided to go along with the program that Charlie Kirk must not only be mourned but canonized. More to the point, Nexstar is in the midst of a corporate merger with the smaller media company Tegna. This is of course subject to final approval by the FCC, meaning Brandon Carr. And as with CBS, it may not be so much that the capitalists were victims of fear and extortion and more that they were just cooperating to get the goals they wanted anyway.

Unless the regime mandates Nineteen Eighty-Four style surveillance equipment on our phones, radios and TV sets, we as individuals still have a right to free speech, in the privacy of our own homes. But maybe not in the workplace. And certainly not in the media sphere. Where corporate media are concerned, the problem isn’t that speech is free, it’s that speech is bought.

Is it not yet clear that Trump IS a dictator and that he intends to create a totalitarian state? Do you really think he and his pet political party would be making all these changes, on this scale, so radically and so fast, and would be allowing him and his cronies to profit from such titanic levels of bribery and grift, if they were willing to risk losing it all in next year’s midterms, let alone the next presidential election?

And for all the people who say “our country is better than this” – NO WE’RE NOT. Cause we can see what is happening, we see where it is leading and we aren’t doing a damn thing about it. Cause if it’s not Trump destroying the Constitution, it’s his pet Supreme Court, and if it’s not them, it’s these co-opted megacorps that go along and tell us everything is wonderful and everything is normal, and this is how it’s supposed to be and we have to put up with this because the man whose arterial fat is increasing in inverse proportion to his brain activity is appointed by God to reign over us forever and ever.

The Old Republic is not coming back. The institutions that supported it have been eviscerated and co-opted. And addressing what needs to be done will likely attract a lot more attention than asking why Charlie Kirk gets to lie in state at the Capitol when he was never in government.

At the command of our divine and immortal sovereign, Donald Trump, who causes the oceans to part with his imperious glare, who is the only reason the grass continues to grow, and the birds continue to sing, and the Sun continues to revolve around the Earth.

All I can say is that this proves one thing:

Whatever’s in the Epstein Files must be REALLY, REAALLY BAD!!!

Charlie Kirk

Wednesday right-wing organizer Charlie Kirk got assassinated while he was holding a debate at a Utah campus. I spent the day going over my review of the second season of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, cause frankly I considered that more important.

And no, I’m not going to say “RIP.” That can be interpreted in different ways.

The reaction among Republicans is predictable, as is the reaction of the co-opted “liberal” media, who spent much of their coverage calling Kirk a “free-speech advocate.” The current occupant of the White House ordered all US flags at half-staff through the week, and Station Casinos in Las Vegas put up marquee displays celebrating Kirk “in loving memory”.

If anything the ubiquity of gun violence in this country ought to be pointed up by the fact that also on Wednesday, another mass shooting occurred when a student at Evergreen High School outside Denver, Colorado shot two other kids, one critically, before killing himself to avoid capture.

If one day, the press says that three kids got shot in a school, nobody panics, cause it’s all ‘part of the plan’. But the same day, one conservative influencer gets shot, everybody loses their minds!

My first impressions:
The main thing that stood out to me when I heard the story was that Kirk was only 31 years old. He seemed a lot older.

The assassin took one shot, straight to the carotid artery of the neck, which is guaranteed to cause massive blood loss and quick death. I thought, that’s what happens when you get a professional.

And for that reason, unlike the Right, I did not assume the shooter is some transwoman vegan antifascist with pastel hair. Cause if Sniper School has been training those people, I finally get why Pete Hegseth is so mad.

As it turns out, just this Friday, the shooter was caught based on photographs from the scene, and because his own father talked to the police. He turned out to be Utah’s own, a 22-year old named Tyler Robinson, from a right-wing household that frequently trained with guns. When police picked up materials, including rounds, from the scene, they saw slogans like ‘notices bulges OWO’, ‘Bella Ciao’ (an Italian partisan song) and ‘catch this fascist’ – which would seem to indicate a leftist antifascist sentiment but have actually been co-opted by the so-called ‘groypers‘ who opposed Charlie Kirk within the Right because he wasn’t reactionary enough.

One reason I thought Kirk was older than he was is that I barely pay attention to him. You have on one hand Trump, who is a total attention sponge, and then you have the various other “intellects” of the alternative-to-being-Right like Kirk and Benny Johnson, and the “mainstream” media doesn’t pay attention to them and I don’t see much cause to either. But they are very popular and influential in their own sphere, which is why the Trump Right is so discombobulated by Kirk’s murder, more so than they were by yet another school shooting.

Did I want Charlie Kirk dead? No. Like I said, I barely even think about him more than I have to. I certainly don’t think he should have been killed for opinions. He was shot while holding a debate. Debate is how this country is supposed to work. But am I surprised that Kirk was killed?

No.

And the real story of this event is that I doubt anyone on either side of the political debate is all that surprised that such a thing could happen either.

As one person on social media perfectly summed it up: “I’m not advocating for what happened to Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk advocated for what happened to Charlie Kirk.”

I can go over some of his more offensive political opinions, like him being the kind of professional Christian who thinks Christianity means women should submit to their husbands and carry unwanted pregnancies even at the age of ten, as opposed to say, caring for the poor or protecting life outside the womb. Indeed he also said “Having an armed citizenry comes with a price, and that is part of liberty … But I think it’s worth it. I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year, so that we can have the Second Amendment”. He’d also said that black women “do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously.” Those are opinions. You do not kill somebody for having opinions.

The issue that so many on the “Left” are bringing up in the wake of the shooting (‘Left’ meaning, ‘anybody who doesn’t think Trump was appointed directly by God to rule America for eternity’) is that Charlie Kirk went beyond political advocacy.

He said for instance that Leviticus 20:13 (‘If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death’) was “God’s perfect law when it comes to sexual matters.” When Nancy Pelosi’s husband was beaten half to death by a deranged home invader, Kirk said that a “patriot” should have been able to bail the assailant out and said, “I’m not qualifying it. I think it’s awful. It’s not right. But why is it that in Chicago you’re able to commit murder and be out the next day?” Regarding the same incident, Trump joked, “Nancy Pelosi has a big wall wrapped around her house. Of course, it didn’t help too much with the problem she had, did it?”

An academic on Substack posted a first-hand account of what it’s like to be on the receiving end of Kirk’s campaign: https://substack.com/@drstaceypatton1865/note/c-154757002

“For weeks my inbox and voicemail were deluged. Mostly white men spat venom through the phone: “bitch,” “c*nt,” “n****r.” They threatened all manner of violence.

They overwhelmed the university’s PR lines and the president’s office with calls demanding that I be fired. The flood was so relentless that the head of campus security reached out to offer me an escort, because they feared one of these keyboard soldiers might step out of his basement and come do me harm.

And I am not unique.

…Some received death threats. Some had their jobs threatened. Some left academia entirely. Kirk sent the loud message to us: speak the truth and we will unleash the mob!

That is the culture of violence Charlie Kirk built. He normalized violence. He curated it, monetized it, and sicced it on anyone who dared to puncture his movement’s lies.

And now, in the wake of his shooting, there’s all this national outpouring of mourning, moments of silence, yellow prayer hands, and tributes painting him as a civil debater. But the truth is that Kirk and his foot soldiers spent years terrorizing educators, trying to silence us with harassment and fear!

And now the same violence he unleashed on others has come full circle.”

This is of course the same culture that had nothing to say about the attacks on Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, or the assassination of a Minnesota state legislator and her husband, by the same person who tried and failed to kill a state senator. Under the LOL Right, threats are free and acting on them is tolerated. Mob intimidation by Republicans and Right fellow-travelers is to be considered fair and expected by their Democrat opponents, but Republicans wail like Lucille Ball should they get any such treatment in return.

If this were not in fact the policy of the Trump Party, Trump would not have issued a blanket pardon for all the people who committed violence against the Congress on January 6, 2021.

If such provocation only aggravated one side of the debate, that would be bad enough, but the abstract argument against the destruction of standards and the toleration of violence is that it makes it possible for your enemies to act on the same level. As we now see.

Again: I’m certainly not going to endorse violence against Charlie Kirk or his side, but I also don’t think that’s the point. The point is it’s happening anyway.

I’m still going to affirm the libertarian Non-Aggression Principle, that one has a right to self-defense, but not to initiate force to achieve political or social goals.

And I’m still going to share things like The Onion post saying “Charlie Kirk Bravely Offers Himself As Tribute To The 2nd Amendment”.

Because as anti-gun liberals know all too well, getting all sad and offended that people on either side are using violence to achieve political or social goals doesn’t stop that violence from repeating, because no one in charge really wants it to stop, and it’s looking like some people want to encourage it.

REVIEW: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (Season Two)

Well Strange New Worlds Season Three totally snuck up on me and now that it’s about over, I realized I hadn’t covered SNW Season 2.

Season One was clearly a showcase for modern Trek’s breakout star, Anson Mount as Captain Pike, with the broad arc of the season being his attempts to either escape or cope with the knowledge of his grim fate, culminating in an alternate timeline where he was the captain of the Enterprise during the “Balance of Terror” scenario and his decisions turned out to be disastrous for everyone but himself. We don’t see that much of Mount in the first few weeks of Season Two; it turned out he was taking family leave to be present for the birth of his first child. This was a good thing insofar as the audience got to see the strength of SNW’s large ensemble cast.

This started with the resolution of the Season 1 cliffhanger where Number One (Rebecca Romijn) was arrested for being from a genetically modified species, against Federation laws. This continued Romijn’s development of a character who only appeared in the original pilot by actually giving her an origin and a sympathetic background. It ended with the premise that Una would get to stay in the Federation on the grounds of being a refugee, which is one of those recurring science-fiction things (especially in Star Trek) where the status quo is technically preserved but the protagonist is made an exception to it because of “main character energy.”

Later when Pike was brought back to the Enterprise, they had the episode “Among the Lotus Eaters”, which was set on Rigel VII, in reference to one of Pike’s previous adventures referred to in “The Cage.” A radiation anomaly affected both the away team and the ship in orbit, causing everyone to lose their memories and revert to either barbarism or helplessness. This story highlighted one of the show’s most popular original characters, Erica Ortegas, who managed to get herself together to go to the bridge and save the day, but the writing was still a bit forced. Ortegas is a good enough character and Melissa Navia is a good enough actress that she needs a bit more motivation than “I’m Erica Ortegas, and I fly the ship.” Fortunately, they did work on that in Season 3.

One of the minor recurring arcs in Season 2 was where the implied attraction between Nurse Chapel and Spock in The Original Series became a full-fledged romance, and they managed to do it in a low-key way that didn’t violate established continuity. Too much. They also established a certain history between Chapel (Jess Bush) and Dr. M’Benga (Babs Olusanmokun), having served not only as physicians but as combatants in the Klingon War. This leads to a later episode, “Under the Cloak of War”, in which M’Benga is told by Pike to assist in a peace mission with a Klingon diplomat that he knows to be a war criminal. Olusanmokun establishes his character’s intense internal pressure and stress, with events leading to a confrontation in which M’Benga ends up killing the Klingon, in what was probably not self-defense, though the case was ambiguous enough for Pike to go along with it.

It sort of figures that the show sandwiched its most dark and grim episode between “Those Old Scientists” (the Lower Decks crossover) which was the most silly episode of the series up to that point, and the musical episode, which was bound to be even sillier than that. Although on that score, “Subspace Rhapsody” was clearly inspired by Buffy the Vampire Slayer‘s “Once More, With Feeling”, especially the conceit that living in a musical reality causes everybody to confess their most uncomfortable motives in song. The difference being that unlike with Buffy, everyone on the SNW cast can actually sing.

And they did much to humanize the combative and hostile security chief La’an (Christine Chong), especially in the early episode “Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow” which somehow manages to combine “Space Seed” with “City on the Edge of Forever”, using James Kirk (Paul Wesley) as the bridge. In this case, La’an is stuck in a dystopian variant time line and the Kirk of this dimension is a captain of a united Earth military ship who ends up having to help her restore her timeline by going to 21st Century Toronto, where they try to make sense of things and end up falling for each other. It turns out La’an’s ancestor, Khan Noonien Singh, is in Toronto, living as a child in a special academy, and he is being stalked by Sera, a young journalist who turns out to be a Romulan agent trying to kill Khan to stop his influence from changing humanity’s timeline to where they become a threat to the Romulans. And in the midst of all this, Sera blurts out to La’an that she was supposed to have traced Khan to 1992 but thanks to multiple Temporal Wars she ended up stuck in the 21st Century instead.

This one episode, almost offhandedly, answered the ongoing question of why so much of the Discovery/SNW line of Star Trek doesn’t look like the previous Star Trek timeline- because it isn’t.

This is not the original Star Trek timeline. It’s just not. It is at best an alternate universe like the “Abramsverse” that split off from the “Prime” universe with a certain event.

What this does is address a very common problem with science fiction, where the creator suggests a future at a certain date which will have all sorts of radical things, and here we are in 2024 and we don’t have ray guns or flying cars. Soylent Green was set in 2022, yet we don’t have ecological collapse, discolored skies, masses of people cramming the streets and industry casting about for meatless alternatives to traditional foods.

Okay, bad example.

Real history passed the period of the Eugenics Wars from the original series bible many years ago, and so the original series is very clearly not plausible as our future. But in SNW’s debut episode, Captain Pike did a primer on the Eugenics Wars for an alien government, and showed real footage of people marching on Washington after the 2020 election. So right from the get-go, they’ve retconned The Original Series background to make it fit in with our history up till now.

I mean, consider “Turnabout Intruder”, the famously bad Star Trek episode that marked the end of the original series. In this story, Dr. Janice Lester is an old contemporary (and former lover) of Captain Kirk who wants to destroy his life out of insane jealousy that he gets to be a starship captain but Starfleet will not allow women to be captains. Of course as the story goes on it becomes clear that Lester is too mentally unstable to be a captain regardless. The show did imply that this gender barrier was a double standard, but it did so in the most awkward and patronizing way. Which gets to one of the issues with the Original Series: It really was progressive in terms of its diversity casting (what was then called ‘United Nations casting’) but its treatment of women mostly remained old-fashioned.

Even so, ’60s Trek clearly modeled Starfleet after American military services, and at the time it might have seemed unrealistic, even for this series, to show women captains. Now it would seem unrealistic NOT to. This is where you have Captain Batel, and Michael Burnham, not to mention Burnham’s role model, Phillippa Georgiou.

As they put it in another classic science-fiction series:
If you wonder how he eats and breathes

And other science facts

(La La La La)

Tell yourself, ‘It’s just a TV show,

I should really just relax’

I wouldn’t say this is the greatest TV show of all time, but in just two seasons of Strange New Worlds, Paramount finally seems to had gotten the sweet spot for New Trek where it combines complex modern sensibilities with the ’60s Trek feel. As opposed to Discovery, which is often too impressed with its own “progressive” politics, or Picard, which was so dark for most of its run that it might as well have been produced by Zack Snyder. Did Season 3 do as well this year? Well… mostly.

The Witch Doctor

“Hard to believe that in 2025 we have to be telling people that vaccines are safe and slavery was bad.”
– Facebook post

There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that ‘my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”

-Isaac Asimov

In her later years when she was much more an intellectual influencer than a fiction author, Ayn Rand developed theories of politics and a certain vocabulary to refer to common concepts. And one of her terms was “Attila and the Witch Doctor.” This referred to the idea that every tyrant needs something to back him up in the realm of debate. “Attila” refers to the outright thug who sees government solely in terms of brute force. Examples would be the famous dictators of the 1940s and Third World strongmen. “The Witch Doctor” is his necessary complement, the intellectual influencer who promotes and enables the anti-reason collectivism of the Attila with nonsense philosophy and sophistry that usually comes down to “reality isn’t real”, “you can’t prove anything” or “the people who claim objectivity exists are just lying.” Examples would be various breeds of post-modernists, or anybody who says that politics has less to do with abstract ideas than power relationships. This sort of thing used to be the province of the Left, but just as the old fascists stole all their best lines from the communists, the alt-Right fully embraces “post-truth” as a means to power, by convincing people to doubt what was previously assumed, whether it was proven or not. Which makes it that much easier to assume control: When you’re a dictator, the goal is not necessarily to make people only believe the State, it’s to make them not believe anything, so that they can’t trust anything and therefore your nonsense is just as valid as the other guy’s verified facts.

We already know that Donald Trump is America’s Attila – the bone-in-the-nose, ooga-booga tribal war chieftain who stomps on everything in his path and calls that governance. But who in this terminology is the Witch Doctor of the Trump Party? It’s pretty obvious, especially after this month: Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Kennedy was of course a famous member of a Democratic Party political dynasty and remained a Democrat until fairly recently when he became more at odds with the Party over his “unorthodox” beliefs about the health system. He does in fact have a lifelong history of alternative self-medication, dating back at least to college, where he credited his heroin addiction with improving his attention span in class. Despite disdain for vaccines and other mainstream medical services, Kennedy has continued to be plagued by health issues, including a memory loss that he attributed to “a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died”. His voice has been permanently damaged by spasmodic dysphonia, causing it to be rough and difficult to understand. The reasons for his conditions and the extent of them are unknown because he has not released his medical records.

His wife is the actress Cheryl Hines, recently most famous for appearing in HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm, in which she played the normie bystander wife of a gravel-voiced crank who antagonizes everyone around him.

During COVID, Kennedy attracted controversy by saying that not only did the virus originate in China, it was developed to depopulate nations while specifically avoiding “Ashkenazi Jews and Chinese.”
Well, seriously, if you were China and you were trying to screw with the United States, why would you target the people who go to Chinese restaurants?

Even so, RFK Junior had developed a respectable civilian career as an environmental advocate and lawyer for disadvantaged communities. So being against “the establishment” in various senses put him in the same category as Tulsi Gabbard and some other nominal Democrats who no longer aligned with that party but were not really conservative enough for Republicans. Accordingly, with his vaccine-skeptic agenda, RFK made an independent run for president in 2024, which given how close the polls were made him a real threat to Donald Trump, given that he attracted the kind of people who were, again, not conservative but less likely to vote for Kamala Harris than Trump. This came to a head when both RFK and Trump were invited to the Libertarian Party 2024 convention to appeal for their endorsement and Kennedy was well-received and Trump was… not. So after that Trump put the moves on Kennedy (and Gabbard) to appeal for their endorsement, which he got. This despite the fact that Kennedy was a former liberal and had been quoted as saying Trump was a “terrible human being”, a “discredit to democracy”, and “probably a sociopath“. And perhaps not coincidentally, once Trump got elected with the support of independents and former Democrats, he gave Kennedy a Cabinet position running the Department of Health and Human Services, where he would be able to run the bureaucracy in the exact opposite direction from where it had been. And even before that, once Kennedy endorsed Trump, he identified his health-skeptic movement with broader Trumpism, calling it “Make America Healthy Again.”

“Make America Healthy Again” (MAHA) is the only MAGA sub-movement with its own famous name, which is odd given that it is only one of several important follower movements such as MARA (Make America Racist Again), MACA (Make America Chauvinist Again) and MASA (Make America Stupid Again). But like MAGA (Make America Great Again), MAHA works through the Orwellian tactic of using a positive label in order to promote its exact opposite.

As HHS Secretary, Kennedy creates policy based on the broader “MAHA” agenda, which attacks the use of vaccines as a cause of autism in children (with little evidence) and otherwise attacks the use of pharmaceuticals and processed foods in the American lifestyle. His idea of running the health care bureaucracy seems to center on slashing its staff. And merely in his public actions, Kennedy demonstrates a cavalier disregard for what ought to be the responsibilities of his job.

For example, in response to the mass shooting at a Catholic school, RFK not only blamed the use of anti-depressants by juveniles, he said, “When I was a kid, we had shooting clubs at our school. People, kids, my classmates, other people would bring a .22 rifle with their guns to school and park it in the parking lot.”

So apparently we’re supposed to believe that the son of Bobby Kennedy and the nephew of Jack Kennedy is okay with kids taking guns to school.

Next he’s probably going to advocate for the health benefits of drunk driving.

Which only points up the fact that however sordid the Kennedy clan in were in their private lives, at least they didn’t bring their vices into politics.

Kennedy’s basis of policy is pretty well summed up by an interview he did with Tucker Carlson, where he said,, “My opinion, I always tell people, is irrelevant. We, you know, people, we need to stop trusting the experts. Right. We were told at the beginning of COVID don’t look at any data yourself, don’t do any investigation yourself. Just trust the experts. And trusting the experts is not a feature of science. It’s not a feature of democracy. It’s a feature of religion and it’s a feature of totalitarianism. In democracies, we have the obligation, and it’s one of the burdens of citizenship to do our own research and make our own determinations about things.”

(Which led to John Cleese’s line, ‘I wonder what the qualifications are for not being an expert’.)

This statement in itself goes a long way to explain how MAGA in general and MAHA in particular can appeal to an eclectic group of people who wouldn’t necessarily go along with the darker aspects of MAGA – like the racism, authoritarianism and religious hypocrisy – by appealing to their intellectual vices, and thus eventually getting them to embrace the racism, authoritarianism and religious hypocrisy.

A central issue with the Trump regime (because ‘administration’ is the Hegelian radical antithesis of what they’re doing) is that you can only rebel against The Man so long until you either keep failing or you succeed, and at that point you become The Man. That’s where Republicans (including MAHA) are now. And leading from that, once “conservatives” (now including MAHA) get power, they reveal the hypocrisy of their movement: rather than endorsing freedom against an overbearing government so they can live according to their choice, they want to commandeer that overbearing government to their purposes to make everyone else live according to their choice.

The same people who wail “this is a republic, not a democracy” fail to bring up the reason the Founders made the distinction, and why they put so many counter-majoritarian elements in the US Constitution: You want to have people who actually know what they’re doing running things, even if the general direction is set by the public. Otherwise the public good itself would be undermined: “It is a just observation, that the people commonly INTEND the PUBLIC GOOD. This often applies to their very errors. But their good sense would despise the adulator who should pretend that they always REASON RIGHT about the MEANS of promoting it. They know from experience that they sometimes err; and the wonder is that they so seldom err as they do, beset, as they continually are, by the wiles of parasites and sycophants, by the snares of the ambitious, the avaricious, the desperate, by the artifices of men who possess their confidence more than they deserve it, and of those who seek to possess rather than to deserve it. When occasions present themselves, in which the interests of the people are at variance with their inclinations, it is the duty of the persons whom they have appointed to be the guardians of those interests, to withstand the temporary delusion, in order to give them time and opportunity for more cool and sedate reflection. Instances might be cited in which a conduct of this kind has saved the people from very fatal consequences of their own mistakes, and has procured lasting monuments of their gratitude to the men who had courage and magnanimity enough to serve them at the peril of their displeasure.” (The Federalist, No. 71)

And this is why the Trump regime demonstrates that our old republic really is now a democracy because it demonstrates the indulgences that the Founders thought pure democracy would fall err to. Not just the takeover by a demagogue but the inconstancy of public policy based on unqualified but popular opinions.

MAHA, while represented by Mr. Kennedy, embraces a whole range of alternative health theories, some of which, like avoiding processed foods or eliminating artificial food dyes, are hardly bad in themselves. The movement also gained traction in the wake of COVID quarantines (which were enforced mainly by state governments, NOT the first Trump Administration, cause ‘freedom’), especially in regard to not allowing people to congregate in houses of worship. However some of these concerns are perennial quack theories. In particular, MAHA opposes the fluoridation of public water. Their designation of what constitutes ‘healthy’ vs. ‘unhealthy’, rather than examining the data, is based largely in culture war prejudices. For instance, it has been noted by people across the political spectrum that the corn syrup lobby in Congress is influential enough that it has changed the nature of our food products so that glucose is processed more efficiently. This has helped lead to an obesity epidemic in this country. Thus RFK supported Trump’s pressure campaign to make Coca-Cola change their American product back to sugar from high fructose corn syrup. However, chemically there is little difference and being dependent on a diet of sugar is hardly more healthy than a diet of corn syrup products. Likewise RFK promoted Shake Shack’s decision to make French fries with beef tallow rather than vegetable oil, but that doesn’t mean that cooking in animal fat is healthier than cooking in seed oil, because it’s saturated fat.

The common element is the idea that “democracy” (an idea that MAGAts oppose when it means making representative government more accessible) justifies Asimov’s observation that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Those who objected to the decisions of Dr. Anthony Fauci and other experts during COVID, on the grounds that they were often in error, blank out the point that they were almost as much in the dark as the rest of us but still acted on the basis of the knowledge they had, and it was the basis of that collective knowledge that led Trump to endorse a ‘warp speed’ vaccine program during his last term, after COVID almost killed him because he didn’t trust the experts. Prior to that, his alternative to the experts who were potentially in error was to describe the virus as a ‘Democrat hoax’, which was totally in error. And yet that political correctness is now the basis of public policy, even after it has already proven to be in error.

A writer at The Bulwark summed up the impervious selective rationale: “if you’re an expert who gets one thing wrong, it damns you. If you’re a total lunatic crank who gets one thing right, it makes you bulletproof.”

In any case Thursday September 4, RFK appeared at a Senate hearing reviewing the Department of Health and Human Services, and he was grilled by Senators of both parties, including Bill Cassidy (R.-Louisiana), who had voted for Kennedy’s confirmation, and who pointed out that Kennedy had recommended that Donald Trump be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize for pushing the “Operation Warp Speed” COVID treatment in his first term, even though Kennedy in his office has restricted access to COVID vaccines. It was the sort of scrutiny and hostility that Kennedy should have received when he was originally nominated.

Better late than never. Except now it’s too late.

Because the whole premise of fascism, Trumpism in particular, is that you never have to say you’re sorry. Now that Kennedy is installed as head of Health and Human Services, Trump is never going to get rid of him, very much in spite of all the people telling him that he is exactly the wrong man for the job. And in that respect Kennedy is the perfect symbol for the second Trump term and its malicious disregard for competence, not to mention a perfect example of how Trump can corrupt even those outside the conservative orbit, not so much in spite of their avowed skepticism as because of it.

Too bad.

I mean if you’re going to have an ex-heroin addict as head of the Department of Health and Human Services, you should get Iggy Pop. He’s taken enough pharmaceuticals that he should have spontaneously exploded over 50 years ago, he’s at least 73, and he’s still alive. If that doesn’t qualify you as a health expert, I don’t know what does.

The Trump Files

Doesn’t it make you feel better?
The pigs have won tonight

Now they can all sleep soundly

And everything’s all right

-nineinchnails, “March of the Pigs”

The big news at the start of the week was Viceroy Trump’s telegraphed announcement that he is mobilizing the National Guard and directly commandeering the Washington DC police force to protect the “Capital”, despite the fact that District Represenative Eleanor Holmes Norton pointed out that the crime rate is down 26% this year compared to the same period last year. And despite the fact that he previously cut District security in DC’s budget by at least 20 million dollars with his One Big Bullshit Bill.

And it was just announced that on Friday the 15th, Trump will have a Ukrainian “peace” summit with his liege, Vladmir Putin, and without Ukrainian or European representatives. In Alaska. Which implies that the talk is less about selling out President Zelenskyy by handing over Ukraine’s fortified eastern territory and more about selling out Sarah Palin’s home state and returning it to Papa Czar.

All just another week in Trumpworld, where the most powerful nation on the planet is run by a retarded pigboy who grunts and oinks and squeals and treats the whole world as his personal trough of slop and we all just accept this cause apparently that’s what God wants.

So we all have to join JD Vance in vainly wishing, hoping and praying for the happy day when little piggy finally becomes bacon.

But this is why we need to recognize Trump’s increasing escalations for what they are. Distractions. Of course he was going to militarize DC anyway. He’s probably thinking of calling it “Trumpburg” or something. (I know, I shouldn’t give him ideas.) Of course he is going to try to give away the store on Ukraine and lift sanctions on Russia, apparently because they’re worth more money than the EU. And as if Ukraine is going to accept a 1938 Munich deal when they still have the EU on their side.

This is a semi-successful attempt to distract people from what everyone had been talking about:
The Epstein Files! (TM)

Because again, the only thing that unites the Church of Trump and the rest of us who believe in causality is: “Epstein didn’t kill himself.” Nothing else can turn the Trumpniks. You certainly can’t appeal to reason. With them everything is that much more identity politics than the postmodernist Left. Normally a Christian would say “I am a Christian because I believe in the Credo” or “I am a Christian because I believe that obliges me to do certain things.” The reason things are different with the Trumpniks, and the reason you can’t persuade them with bourgeois concepts like facts, is because their morality is based on identity politics. Rather than saying “Because I am a Christian, I believe certain things are good and evil” they say “Anything I believe is Good, because I identify as a Christian.” It’s like “I identify as an Army Attack Helicopter”, only you expect people to take you seriously.

Which goes to the point that you also cannot convince them with morality. I had mentioned that liberals tend to complain that the alt-Right are bullies. People should stop that. Trumpniks take it as a badge of virtue. And recently they’ve been throwing around the word “cruel.” Stop that already.

Like Trumpniks care that they’re cruel. They LOVE it when you say that. “Aw, does little baby think I’m cruel when I pour lemon juice in his paper cuts? How KYOOT!” That means you don’t like them, and since they don’t like you, that validates them. Like with “deplorables.” They’re out and proud about it. “We’re here! We hate queers! Get used to it!”

The hook it that this identity is based on the projection of self-righteousness, that the Demonrats are irredeemably Evil and Republicans are automatically Good. But now the Church sees the government they voted for do everything they’ve always accused Democrats of doing, what they voted for Republicans to get to the bottom of, and the coverup is far more active than anything in Democratic administrations because Jabba the Slut doesn’t want us knowing what’s in those files.

Like, it was revealed, basically by accident, that the FBI redacted Trump’s name the files, supposedly 40,000 times, but eventually they settled on saying “numerous times.” “During that process, agents came across multiple references to Trump, as well as “dozens of other high-profile figures,” according to investigative journalist Jason Leopold. However, FBI FOIA officers determined that Trump’s name and others were to be blacked out under existing FOIA exemptions. The rationale? Trump was a private citizen at the time the federal Epstein investigation launched in 2006. That legal status gave the FBI a basis for redacting personal names from public records unless a clear public interest could be shown. …Importantly, Leopold emphasized that the presence of names in the Epstein files does not imply any wrongdoing or criminal conduct.”

Yeah but, isn’t that kinda giving it away? How careful were the stooges in making sure that anybody else connected to Trump was likewise redacted, and who were those people? Wouldn’t we just be able to see what text was redacted in the files and add up the clues?

And this weekend, Vice President JD Eyelashes had a Fox News interview with Maria Bartiromo and tossed off the defense that well, the Biden Administration never made much of the Files because Democrats were in them. This was a bad move on three levels. First, it brought attention back to the seeping wound when Trump was trying to distract the marks with more atrocities.

Two, it assumes that after more than 15 years of Bill Clinton not being in public life, after Hillary Clinton basically railroaded her presidential nomination against Bernie Sanders, only to realize she was the only Democrat who couldn’t exploit the news of Donald Trump’s sexual assaults, people frankly don’t need to protect the once popular Bill Clinton if he was involved in the sex scandals on Epstein Island.

Third point, related to the second, if evidence incriminates Democrats, wouldn’t there be that much MORE reason for a Republican government to release it, even if only selectively?

And why give a sweetheart deal to Epstein’s accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell, reassigning her to a Club Fed – where sex offenders are legally NOT allowed – if you aren’t planning to use her for the coverup?

I saw this meme on the internet that explained the whole situation: “If the Epstein list doesn’t exist, Trump lied to you. If the Epstein list exists and he doesn’t want to publish it, then it’s because he’s on it, and therefore he lied to you. If the Epstein list exists and only your perceived enemies are on it, but he still doesn’t want it published even though he made you believe that your enemies are his enemies, he lied to you.”

As a much wiser, braver, more accomplished president put it, “people have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.”

I’m starting to agree with Seth Meyers: It’s getting to where they should just call them The Trump Files Featuring Jeffrey Epstein.

Trump is a greasy little pig who has managed to slip out of every trap he’s laid for himself with his own malicious incompetence, but now he sees himself going down a metal corridor, and he knows where that metal corridor goes, and he would rather have ANYbody else go down that corridor but him.

The only reason he has never had to face the consequences of his actions is that he has had damn near half the country (at least, the ones who bother to vote) backing him up no matter how repulsive he is. And it’s worked up to this point, because even the Trumpniks with more than room temperature IQ – and there are lots of them – have to rationalize the fact that they have invested themselves in someone who is not just utterly immoral, but a malicious failure. Nixon and Clinton may have been utterly immoral, but they weren’t actively trying to destroy the country.

And there are two reasons why the Epstein case matters and why the non-Trump part of the country (real America) has to bite this case like a pit bull: One, such gain as Viceroy Trump got in 2024 from non-white and independent voters was from people who previously didn’t support Trump, and in that respect said more about how much America hates Democrats. (Cause let’s face it: We ALL do.)
In other words, he won because he got support from people who aren’t in the cult and who previously would have been just as likely to vote Democrat. So those are the people who don’t see Trump’s history of crime and sexual immorality as a resume asset.

Unlike the cult. Which gets to the second point. They now have to work harder and harder to maintain the pretense that their Lord and Savior is going to save Real America from the creeps and crooked elites, now that they know that Trump is a creep and crooked elite. But unlike the smart Trumpniks, they aren’t just in sunk cost fallacy, they’re in identity fusion.

The cult has to keep up support because as in the beginning, any support for Donald Trump says a lot more about the supporter than it does about Trump. So I speak out to you people again: Admit it.

YOU ARE TRUMP. You have power only as long as he does and he has power only as long as you support him. So you will never give him up. NEVER. No matter what he does to you and no matter what you can see yourselves turning into.

You voted to turn us into a shithole country. You voted to turn us into a Third World dictatorship because you would rather be a fearful peasant than an American.

You knew what he was. He said so himself. “You knew I was a snake when you took me in.”

You knew he’d been judged to have committed sexual assault when he lost a defamation case. You knew he was convicted of 34 felonies. You heard words out of his own mouth.

Don’t tell me this isn’t what you voted for. YES IT IS.

So I expect you to smile, stand up, take off your hats (except the red MAGA caps) and sing along to the MAGA National Anthem:

And I’m proud I elected a pedophile

Cause he means so much to me

And I guess I forgot the men who died

Who thought that we’d stay free

And I’ll gladly stand up

Next to you and defend him still today

Cause there ain’t no doubt, I hate this land

God Damn the U S AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAA

(everybody!)

And I’m proud I elected a pedophile

Cause he means so much to me

And I guess I forgot the men who died

Who thought that we’d stay free

And I’ll gladly STAND UP

Next to you and defend him still today

Cause there ain’t no doubt, I hate this land

God Damn the U S AAAAAAAAAAA

Sydney Sweeney’s Tits

How’s THAT for clickbait?

You all know the big thing on the Internet is what everyone is supposed to think about an ad for jeans company American Eagle, featuring rising starlet Sydney Sweeney, where the camera goes up her shapely legs towards her bare midriff and her tig ol’ bitties that are barely concealed by her jeans jacket, as she mumbles “Genes are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality and even eye color… My jeans are blue.”

So a blue-eyed blonde hot chick is giving credit to her great “jeans.” And of course the Left, which is primed to be offended by everything, saw this as an endorsement of eugenics.

At first I thought this was just another case of lefties making too much out of nothing, like when they all had a heart attack over the alt-Right using the “ok” sign as an in-code. Like we’re all supposed to quit using that now. Come to think of it, I haven’t been using that sign since people told me that in other countries it’s a pantomime for an asshole.

Where was I? Ah yes. Sydney Sweeney’s tits.

In fact, Sydney Sweeney has built up a reputation in the last few years for savvy marketing if nothing else, and promoting herself in projects (like a biography of boxer Christy Martin) that move away from her glamour and are often challenging to audiences.

She made her first impression on Euphoria, the extremely provocative HBO series in which Zendaya plays a drug-addicted, vision-seeking teenager making commentary on the other kids in her school, some of whom are almost as dysfunctional as she is. Sweeney played a naive girl who fell in love with a team athlete and ended up having to get an abortion, and her sexual exploration continues to cause problems in Season 2. Recently it was announced that Euphoria will continue in Season 3, picking up on the characters years later as they moved through time (I don’t think ‘grew up’ is the right term for these people).

So it’s not like Sweeney has ever been afraid to be daring or even offensive. The question is not whether other people are offended by her but why they’re offended.

American Eagle Outfitters (which was founded by Jewish families, by the way) hadn’t really been courting controversy, other than the usual unethical business practices in the fashion industry, but apparently they decided that with the change of political winds they could do something that could be interpreted as racist and increase their value. Some of the commenters I’ve seen on social media point out that companies have to spend a lot of money on these ad campaigns, exemplified by the fact that this company hired a popular figure like Sweeney in the first place. You don’t do something like this if you don’t think it will be worth it. And the intention is implied by the fact that outright racists have glommed onto the ad campaign and American Eagle has not disavowed them.

What changed my mind was not just that Donald Trump endorsed the American Eagle campaign (big deal, Trump is the proverbial rooster that takes credit for the dawn) but that at about the same time it was revealed that Sweeney is a registered Republican. In Florida. And frankly, anybody who still wants to be a Republican knowing what they were campaigning on and what they’re doing right now deserves no support.

So I’m afraid I’m going to have to join the cancel wagon on Sydney Sweeney, because there needs to be consequences to alliance with the alt(ernative to being) Right.

Because six million Jews, 500,000 Roma, and over five million Slavs killed over their genes is not something to allude to with an ad campaign.

It’s too bad, cause I was looking forward to seeing Sweeney in the remake of Barbarella, since she does kind of look like Jane Fonda. As in, from the neck up.

REVIEW: The Fantastic Four / First Steps

The new Fantastic Four movie differs substantially from other features in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. While The Fantastic Four was actually the title that started the Marvel Comics superhero universe in 1961, for various legal reasons Marvel Studios couldn’t use the characters until recently. So The Fantastic Four: First Steps takes place in the multiverse designation Earth-828 (a number that isn’t explained until the very end of the movie). This also is how they can justify making the setting an alternate universe where the early ’60s never ended, in order to capture the feel of the original comic. And for the most part, they do a great job of that. I mean, you can’t have the ’60s without Jell O molds. Unfortunately this attention to simulation goes out the window because they let Pedro Pascal (as super-genius patriarch Reed Richards) keep his 21st Century scraggly facial hair.

But other than that, the movie does a great job of capturing the bickering/loving dynamic of Reed, his wife Sue Storm (Vanessa Kirby), her brother Johnny Storm (Joseph Quinn) and Reed’s best friend Ben Grimm (Ebon Moss-Bachrach). Even so, the film seems a bit muted because life is almost too perfect. In this world, the FF are not just the main heroes, they seem to be the only superheroes. Sue is leader of the Future Foundation, which is helping the United Nations turn the world into a real utopia. The team are beloved by everyone and have their own cartoon, product endorsements, the works. Reed’s main motivation, as in the comics, is his need to make everything perfect and account for every variable because of his guilt for the space accident that mutated the four. But it doesn’t seem to have hurt them, and Ben is the only one whose mutations are permanently obvious. “The Thing” in the comics is a natural curmudgeon who was embittered by his disfigurement, but here Moss-Bachrach as Ben is a fairly well adjusted guy who just seems exasperated by his current circumstances. Although that is the other thing this movie got right: The Fantastic Four comic was always very New York-centered and in this movie Ben can go back to his old neighborhood and buy black-and-white cookies from the kosher deli and no one makes a big deal about it.

The plot, such as it matters, centers on Sue’s pregnancy and Reed’s worry that their cosmic mutations will affect their son. This fear turns out to be justified when the Herald of Galactus (Julia Garner) shows up in New York to announce the doom of the planet. The Four travel to her location and she takes them to Galactus who offers to spare the Earth in exchange for Sue’s unborn, who has the Power Cosmic which will allow Galactus to end his eternal life and need to destroy worlds. Sue of course refuses, the team barely escapes (having to assist Sue in labor during the process) and back on Earth everyone raises the question of why the life of one baby is worth the entire planet. Reed’s attempt to save the Earth through a truly ambitious feat of super-science almost works, until it doesn’t, which leads to a backup plan that of course involves tremendous amounts of property damage.

The principals are at least good to very good, especially Vanessa Kirby, whose Sue Storm is revealed in several scenes to be the real leader of the team, whether she says so or not. But in comparing the superhero blockbusters, First Steps may be just as heroic and optimistic as Superman, but it just doesn’t have the same zing as James Gunn’s production. It’s still worth watching if you’re a Marvel fan, because now they actually have the budget to do the Fantastic Four justice. I mean… they could do worse.

The Colbert Report

Much of the news last week surrounding the occupation government of Viceroy Trump centered on his sharpest critic on late-night TV, Stephen Colbert. July 18, the CBS network announced that The Late Show with Stephen Colbert would not be renewed in May and nothing would be replacing it in the time slot. And this led to a great deal of outrage, given that Paramount/CBS had also announced that it just agreed to pay Viceroy Trump $16 million “for his presidential library” in order to not only avoid a lawsuit but to facilitate a corporate merger that requires FCC approval.

I like Stephen Colbert. But he is often full of himself, and like many stand-up comedians (such as Jerry Seinfeld, or Donald Trump) he is openly neurotic in his need for an audience, which was a big deal for him during COVID lockdown. And yet, one of the things I like about the show is that he will actually have low-key bits in which he and guests talk about genuinely interesting subjects, like when he had singer Dua Lipa on and they had a fairly serious discussion of religion. Or when he had William Shatner on at the same time as Neil DeGrasse Tyson and it was all Tyson could do to get a word in edgewise.

And the first time Keith Olbermann talked about this, he, as is his wont, made the whole thing about himself and about how Colbert was mean to him when Olbermann appeared on his show, then eventually acknowledged that Colbert has been useful in the last year in being consistently anti-fascist.

Everyone else was united in the opinion that CBS’ protestation that there was no politics involved was BS, especially given the timing of the cancellation, three days after Colbert announced the finalized agreement as a “big fat bribe” to Trump.

It is actually not implausible that the cancellation was a financial decision. This certainly wouldn’t be the first time CBS cancelled something popular for logistical reasons. The time slot after Colbert, formerly under Craig Ferguson and James Corden, is After Midnight with Taylor Tomlinson, which will not be renewed after this season. More famously, CBS ended the wildly popular and long-running cop drama Blue Bloods with Tom Selleck, because star salaries and filming on location in New York made it too much for them. (Blue Bloods co-star Donnie Wahlberg is doing a spinoff in the fall.)

And even though Colbert remained the top rated network show in the 11:35 pm time slot, “Guideline, an ad data firm, estimates that the networks’ late-night shows earned $439 million in ad revenue in 2018 and only $220 million in 2024 — a decline of 50 percent.” Also, talk show episodes hosted by stand-up comics with topical humor and celebrities promoting new movies and TV shows have a limited shelf life. The shows get much of their audience from streaming, but networks don’t control those platforms.

Allegedly CBS lost $40 million just last year from revenues on The Late Show. This was based on an article in The New York Post. “Snopes reached out to a CBS representative for “The Late Show” for comment on the losses and did not receive a response.”

But when CBS cancelled Blue Bloods, they had other stuff in the pipeline to replace it. In their announcement, CBS said that they were not just cancelling Colbert’s show, they were cancelling the time slot altogether. So rather than have an 11:35 show that wasn’t making as much money as it had, they decided to quit making money from it altogether.

But this was a financial decision.

Ultimately it was, given that Paramount (which owns CBS and other media such as Comedy Central) was in the midst of a merger with the media company Skydance that was valued at 8 billion dollars. And that merger was being held up by the Sun King and his personal pique with CBS, specifically with 60 Minutes agreeing to interview Kamala Harris and then editing part of the interview which was not broadcast and only posted online. (As anyone who has seen his social media posts can attest, Trump is not a big fan of editing.) He at first sought no less than $20 billion in damages. While CBS did not comply, the producer of 60 Minutes recently decided to resign.

Not only that, Skydance is owned by David Ellison, son of Oracle owner Keith Ellison. Both men are open Trump supporters. So this might not be so much a case of intimidation as that Paramount chairwoman Shari Redstone was facilitating what she wanted to do anyway. The merger was just approved by the FCC Thursday, and Skydance has promised to end the network’s initiatives in DEI, which I believe stands for Democracy, Education and Intelligence.

On Wednesday, Colbert himself undermined the claim of financial need when he deduced that the amount of money CBS is paying to pacify Trump is equal to the 40 million dollars his show lost last year:

Not to mention the fact that the same megacorp gave Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the producers of South Park, $1.5 billion dollars to renew distribution through Paramount over five years, which apparently means they feel even less need to censor themselves than Colbert does.

Now THAT’s a savvy investment, Ms. Redstone!

But that’s the problem with catering to Donald Trump, not only are you going along with blackmail, you’re taking your financial lead from a guy who bankrupted six casinos. Casinos – which are based on the premise that you take other people’s money and are under no obligation to give anything back.

And speaking of Donald Trump’s past…

Let’s talk about the EPSTEIN FILES! (TM)

In which the big story Wednesday was the Wall Street Journal following up its previous hit, when they confirmed Trump’s Attorney General Pam Bondi told him that he was in fact mentioned several times in the Epstein Files.

You know, the files that don’t exist, and were also created by Obama, which is why we need to try and execute him for treason against Our President, even though Trump wasn’t president at the time President Obama (allegedly) interfered with the 2016 election, in which his party lost.

I have no idea how serious Trump is about charging Obama with treason, but he’s going to run up against a little obstacle called Trump v. United States, in which Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts decreed that the president cannot be prosecuted for acts when acting in an official capacity, and such alleged crimes cannot even be investigated. Now, Roberts also stated that this presumptive immunity applied to all presidents. I imagine he would have preferred to phrase it as “this doesn’t apply to Democrats” or “this only applies to Donald Trump”, but that would have given the game away. Now given that our Dollar Store Dictator apparently has Roberts on speed dial, I’m sure Roberts will try to find some bullshit rationale for why the ruling he says applies to all presidents somehow doesn’t apply to Obama, but that would break a precedent established all of one year ago. I’m sure Alito and Thomas would love to go along, but this might be too implausible for Trump’s own appointees, especially Amy Coney Barrett, who has bucked the hivemind in the past.

And since I was talking about Keith Olbermann, he said on Thursday that Obama ought to respond to this harassment and defamation appropriately, with a civil suit. And this being a civil suit as opposed to a criminal case, discovery would apply, as it will apply in the defense of Rupert Murdoch and the Journal against Trump’s lawsuit. And Keith suggested an even more ridiculous damage amount than Trump did, 500 billion dollars. Nah, I’d settle for estimating all the money that Trump has gotten from his various shakedowns and crypto scams since retaking office, totaling that up, then doubling it. Hey, Trump’s a billionaire. He’s good for it – RIGHT?

Hey! I know what would be a great settlement! 500 billion dollars AND Trump has to make CBS keep Colbert!