I Watched Fox News So You Don’t Have To

This is a slight anecdote about my experience with Fox News.

I still wouldn’t describe myself as a leftist, but I was once a lot more right-wing than I am now. I ceased to be a Republican years before I ceased watching Fox News, and I never much cared for doctrinaire Republican positions, but if you look at the average Trumpnik voter today, most of them can’t stand the institutional Republican Party either, which is a huge part of why Trump won the nomination. Most of these guys don’t think of themselves as ideologues, but as “regular folks” who sometimes align with socially conservative or fiscally libertarian positions, and in any case prefer both to the liberal-left spectrum of politics. So if that also resembles the average Fox News fan, that might not be a coincidence.

But since I was hardly doctrinaire, I was capable of seeing outside the reality tunnel well enough to see that life wasn’t the way that certain media outlets presented it. So I was like most Fox fans in the respect that I was right-wing but not really Republican. But by the same token I’d also been listening to enough talk radio to notice the general decline of standards for that medium. Like, when Rush Limbaugh’s voice started getting high-pitched and awkward for reasons that weren’t made clear until he admitted that he’d lost his hearing, shortly before being obliged to announce that he’d been addicted to prescription drugs, which may or may not have led to his hearing issue. And then there was the day just after the 2006 midterms when Republicans lost the House and Rush admitted that he was sick of “carrying water” for the Republican Party.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rush-tells-his-audience-i_b_33690 (original link no longer on Rush’s site for some reason)

So at this point in my life, transitioning from the second Bush Administration to Obama, I was still sympathetic to the right-wing media but losing my illusions about it. And having heard so many liberals say how unfair and unbalanced Fox News was, I decided to do a little study. I just happened to have a weekday off, and decided to use it watching Fox News the entire day, to see just how biased it was.

It started with the morning-show team doing one of their little support-the-military bits by having their show on the deck of a Navy warship. It bored me, frankly. I don’t remember too much about that time of day, but I must have switched to another channel. I knew that Shepard Smith would be coming on with actual news around mid-day, so I switched back on to Fox News.

As it turned out, the day I decided to perform my little study – November 5, 2009 – just happened to be the same day that Army psychiatrist Malik Hasan decided to attack his base at Fort Hood, Texas, killing 13 people and injuring at least 30 others.

And at this point, it was early afternoon my time, later afternoon Pacific time, and the pundit shows that Fox makes its bread and butter on were not scheduled yet. So you had Shep Smith and the team of field reporters covering the events in real time.

And I discovered the dirty little secret of Fox News: when there is actual news to report, they actually report the news. They had a very good staff of professional reporters, and they stuck to the facts.

It’s just that as with CNN, which pioneered the concept of the 24-hour news channel, eventually you run out of actual news to report without reiterating everything that’s already known or been revealed. So your coverage moves from the Who, What, When, and Where to speculating about the How and Why. And once the shooter was identified as a Muslim of direct Palestinian descent, who had made it clear to his superiors that he did not want to deployed to the Middle East, news networks started asking if there was a connection to the War on Terror. And when you’re Fox News, and you’ve built much of your reputation (and audience base) capitalizing on the War on Terror, you play that up even more than the other networks. So as it approached 5 pm Pacific, you had more and more talking heads on Fox asking if Malik Hasan was in effect a terrorist. So of course by the time The O’Reilly Factor came on at 5 (8 Eastern), that was the main line of argument, and it basically carried over to the coverage in the following days.

I only realize in retrospect that I quit watching Fox News even as regularly as I had been after that. It wasn’t any one particular thing, it’s just that it felt like I’d seen the wires behind the magic trick. They would of course get far more partisan as Trump, the Platonic Ideal and result of their approach to the world, took over the Republican Party, which meant that they were financially obliged to be even less of a pure news outlet than they were.

More’s the pity, because they still could be. Shep Smith is an example of the Fox News approach done right: folksy, somewhat right-of-center, but geniunely fair and balanced. Chris Wallace is also a professional news man. Pundit Andrew Napolitano is a former judge who, like the late Antonin Scalia, is a hardcore conservative Catholic on many issues (namely abortion) but is also a principled libertarian on legal issues who has not been afraid to criticize conservatives, including the Trump Administration. It is clear that you could have an obvious political slant (like MSNBC, or as I call it, MSDNC) and still do real journalism at the end of the day. And I think that Fox News had managed to build a certain level of success in the days before Trump because it attracted people like Wallace and (ABC veteran) Brit Hume who may have been politically incorrect but also had standards.

But, as with everything else on basic cable, that’s no longer the point. Every channel from MTV to SyFy is relying less on the innovation it started with and more and more on reality TV, because that’s a cheap way to monetize their outlet. So you have all these shows with pretty people bitching at each other like they’re still in high school. Why would Fox News be any different? CNN is certainly not becoming any more newsworthy, and they never claimed to be conservative. So it stands to reason that as all 24-hour news channels shift to entertainment value, the one which started with a conservative slant would, like every other conservative medium, become that much more involved with sensationalism and reality-TV style tribalism than serious news or even a serious conservative viewpoint, which at one time might have existed.

Fox News has the resources to be a valid news network if they wanted to be. But that’s not really their job.

About That White House Correspondents’ Dinner

“You guys are obsessed with Trump. Did you use to date him?”
-Michelle Wolf, April 28, 2018

“It may not be good for America, but it’s damn good for CBS.”
-Les Moonves, February 29, 2016, regarding the Donald Trump presidential campaign

By now, a lot of people have offered their opinions on comedian Michelle Wolf’s speech at the 2018 White House Correspondents’ Dinner.  At the risk of coming off like Dennis Miller, I wanted to research some points before giving my opinion.

Wolf was not the first person to give a speech at the WHCD to be taken to task for being vulgar or tasteless, even before the Trump Administration. In fact if you look at the 2016 event and compare President Barack Obama’s speech to the speech given immediately afterward by comedian Larry Wilmore, it’s amazing that the president not only did not punch low, but had a better sense of the room and better comic timing than the professional comic. Since then, you’ve had Hasan Minhaj and Wolf (like Wilmore, both veterans of The Daily Show), and both were attacked for being too offensive. In Wolf’s case, she came off with a hesitant, giggly affect, which conveyed either too much confidence in the material, or conversely no confidence at all.

As Wolf herself said, “you should have done your research.” But nevertheless people felt the need to complain, including those who were not directly targeted by Wolf. So where the president of the White House Correspondents’ Association, Margaret Talev, had promoted Wolf before the dinner, saying “Our dinner honors the First Amendment and strong, independent journalism. [Wolf’s] embrace of these values and her truth-to-power style make her a great friend to the WHCA”, after the dinner, Talev said: “Last night’s program was meant to offer a unifying message about our common commitment to a vigorous and free press while honoring civility, great reporting and scholarship winners, not to divide people. Unfortunately, the entertainer’s monologue was not in the spirit of that mission.”

Which is a bit precious given that, again, this is the third year in a row that the Correspondents’ Dinner hired a Comedy Central comic as a featured speaker and they ended up giving an R-rated address. So it is a fair question as to who is more betrayed: the rubber-chicken crowd that expects the event to titillate rather than provoke, or the people who actually expect journalism to speak truth to power.

The real joke of the night is that that never has been the point of the event.

There is a certain code of professional respect in American politics, not just between the two major parties but between the press and the political class, and it is simultaneously the greatest virtue and greatest vice of the system. It has already been permanently undermined within the two-party system by Newt Gingrich, then the Tea Party, and most recently by the maneuvers of Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan in the Congress to shut Democrats out of serious legislative action. But the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, like the Al Smith Dinner in New York, is one of the remnants of a tradition where all parties in the political-media complex are supposed to relax and reassure themselves that short-term disagreements aside, they’re all Americans on the same team.

The ultimate downside to this sense of courtesy is that if you have enough friendships or juice with the gatekeepers of information, you can be the most depraved character imaginable and still retain respect in the system. As some of Donald Trump’s mentors showed him by example.

I’ve often felt that this is one of the reasons that Trump ran for president in the first place. He was already the ultimate spoiled brat who was used to having the press and the legal system give him all the breaks he wanted, but the least little pushback was still too much for his fragile ego. So he decided to shoot for the ultimate position of power and prestige so that his disgusting conduct would finally be unimpeachable. So to speak.

What we have ended up with is worse than hypocrisy, it’s a double standard. Which is not entirely the same thing.

Hypocrisy is the Republican stock in trade. You expect these people to attack others on standards that they don’t feel the need to uphold themselves.

The problem is when the “respectable” mainstream media actually do believe they uphold standards of fairness and objectivity, but in doing so, enforce them unevenly. What happens when Donald Trump attacks judges and journalists for being Hispanic, or mocks another journalist for a disability? Do you call him out as a bigot? Well, you can’t do that, that would be bias! But if you don’t call a spade a spade, is that fairness to Trump, or bias against truth?

What happens where you have a standard where one party can bully, pick fights and do as they please while everyone else has to play by the rules? When one party gets sucker punched and can only fight with one hand tied behind their back, who wins and who loses on that standard of “fairness”?

This code of professional respect is one of the numerous traditions of American government that Donald Trump wishes to destroy, to the extent that he cares about those traditions at all.

So of course he isn’t going to attend the Correspondents’ Dinner and take (further) mockery. That’s Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ job.

Sanders, also known as Aunt Lydia, also known as Sister Mary Elephant, is one of the most disingenuous and unpleasant people in an Administration where being disingenuous and unpleasant are the two main resume items. But Wolf didn’t call her out for being overweight, though she could have. She didn’t say Sanders is ugly, though she could have. She did say that Sanders was the white woman’s equivalent of an Uncle Tom, and that she traded in lies to the extent that she had turned them into a facial accessory. Now, one doesn’t normally accuse the press secretary of outright lying, but when this Administration started by having Sean “Spicy” Spicer come up to the press corps and insist that Donald Trump had the best attended inauguration in history when all visual evidence confirmed the opposite, it undermined the “official” Administration’s credibility when attacking anyone else as false or biased. As a more recent example of White House lies, Dr. Harold Bornstein, Trump’s former doctor, just said that Trump’s bodyguard and a “large” assistant raided his office in February 2017 for Trump’s medical records. At her first press conference since the WHCD, Sanders admitted to the seizure on Tuesday but insisted that “as standard operating procedure, the White House Medical Unit took possession of the president’s medical records.” It is NOT standard medical procedure to have the president’s bodyguard take his medical records without authorization from the White House Medical Unit and in violation of HIPAA guidelines. (To the extent that we can trust Dr. Bornstein’s word, so long after the fact.) As it turned out, the raid occurred just two days after Bornstein told the press that he had given Trump a prescription of Propecia for hair loss. So that part wasn’t lying on the part of Sanders so much as omission. The pattern with the White House is to insist that “if Donald Trump says the sky is plaid and the moon is made of green cheese, then it is, because President Trump said so, because he’s the president, because he was elected, and who cares if Hillary got more votes, because he got the Electoral College, so that means the people have spoken, and anybody who disagrees is a Commie Muslim traitor or something.” Sanders is just that much more surly and brazen in that assertion than Spicer. Indeed, towards the end of his tenure, the press corps was starting to feel a bit of sympathy for Spicer because they could detect a core of shame within him, a trait that Sanders has obviously deduced is not conducive to survival in Trumpworld.

Getting roasted by Wolf is of a piece with Sanders’ day to day job. The White House press conference is increasingly recognized as a ritual where the White House spews public-relations propaganda in the guise of truth and the press corps pretends to take it seriously. But everybody puts up with being lied to, and did so long before Trump’s inauguration, because that’s how things are done. Journalism, especially in Washington, is a matter of contacts, and however much contempt the audience has for professional liars like Kellyanne Conway, and however much rage the president has for “leakers,” the government and the press are in a mutually parasitic relationship where most of the best leaks are from people like Conway and even Donald Trump himself. This was confirmed by no less a conservative than Ann Coulter. In her New York Times interview with Frank Bruni, Coulter confirmed that she was the source of a quote in Michael Wolff’s Fire and Fury expose and that she was not the one who leaked it. In her account to Bruni, she had tried to get Trump’s aides to dissuade him from letting Ivanka and Jared Kushner act in his White House without portfolio, since that sort of thing was bad optics in the Kennedy Administration, and Bobby Kennedy “knew a little more about politics.” She got blown off by people who said “that’s above my pay grade.” So she got an audience with Trump himself and said: “Apparently no one else will tell you this, but you can’t hire your kids.” She said he did listen at the time, but when she heard about Wolff’s book, she went to Wolff at the book party and said, “I didn’t tell you anything, how did you know I had told him this? It had to be the president or someone the president told.’ And he said: ‘Oh, yeah, it was the president. He was storming around the Oval Office, saying, ‘And then Ann Coulter told me ….’”

So both sides here are acting just a little bit in bad faith. And when it is clear that Trump and his team have no regard for How The Game Is Played, it doesn’t necessarily help the press to spread information through deception and unattributed rumor. Only one side needs to care about upholding its reputation.

In any case, it is hardly news for a private citizen to shout that Trump and his stooges are liars and crooks. The real punch of Michelle Wolf’s speech came very late, at the 18-minute mark. “You guys are obsessed with Trump. Did you used to date him? Because you pretend like you hate him, but I think you love him. I think what no one in this room wants to admit is that Trump has helped all of you. He couldn’t sell steaks, or vodka, or water, or college, or ties, or Eric… but he has helped YOU. He has helped you sell your papers, and your books, and your TV. You helped create this monster, and now you’re profiting off of him. And if you’re going to profit off of Trump, you should at least give him some money, because he doesn’t have any.”

It’s funny because it’s true.

The American press could have treated Trump on the same mutant-retard level that they usually reserve for third-party candidates. They could have shut him out of debates simply for going beyond the pale, which he did more and more often. But no. They wanted the 2016 election to be a contest. Everybody expected Hillary Clinton to roll to victory (certainly including Clinton), and the press corps that had prior experience of Clinton was already bored to death by the prospect. They could have promoted Rubio, Jeb or Ted Cruz, but they were all sad sacks, and the Annoying Orange was “great for ratings.” And of course, the New York press was at least as chummy with Trump as they were with the Clintons.

You don’t see journalists making a big issue of that bit, but that’s because Washington journalists are professional enough to not call attention to their weaknesses, whereas both Donald Trump and his cult are gaping wounds of emotional neediness that would cause a Jewish Holocaust survivor to go, “stop with the complaining, already.”

But make no mistake, Wolf knew what she was saying with those words, and her targets knew exactly what she was talking about.

And the fact that female professional journalists – some of whom are the prime beneficiaries of White House leaks –  are responding to Wolf on a tone-policing, gossip-girl level with regard to Sarah Sanders, rather than addressing the substance of her point, actually calls attention to it by omission.

One demands respect within an institution if that institution is worthy of respect. Thus when one party flagrantly violates the rules of respect they should not complain if they get attacked in kind, not should the respectable gatekeepers pretend that that party is innocent. Otherwise the institution becomes unworthy of the respect everyone is demanding.

And if the press will not challenge the White House, either because it fears a hostile administration, or wants to keep access to a friendly one, that’s part of the problem.

Also – Flint, Michigan still doesn’t have clean drinking water.