So in the course of everybody Monday-morning quarterbacking The Election, I saw this one thing on Facebook from CNN titled “How Gary Johnson and Jill Stein helped elect Donald Trump.” Let me just print out the link, cause it took almost 20 minutes to find this article on CNN’s CRAPPY search engine. http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/10/politics/gary-johnson-jill-stein-spoiler/index.html This is … Continue reading Fuck You, CNN
So, apparently the election was called for Joe Biden. I say “apparently” because it’s 2020, and you never know. There will be another time to go over how bad things are for the Democrats. And I will. But for now, let us reflect on exactly how deeply, deeply Trump has LOST. Indeed, while Trump got … Continue reading You’re Fired
The next Clinton-Trump brawl is scheduled for Wednesday October 19th, and Wednesday is a date that I usually go see friends, so I will most likely have to watch coverage after the fact. But I want to discuss certain things that have come up since, namely in regard to “Pussygate.” As you remember, towards the … Continue reading YOU, Democrats. They Learned It By Watching You.
So, as Halloween rapidly transitions to Dr. Tongue’s 3D Election (Ooh, scary, kids) we have some things to keep in mind. At FiveThirtyEight, Nate Silver has all but wrapped up his own analysis of pre-election polls with his site giving Trump only a 10 percent chance of winning the election. It used to be at … Continue reading Election Night
So in the short term, we had Wednesday’s previously scheduled event where incumbent Vice President Mike Pence went against Democratic California Senator Kamala Harris in the only vice-presidential debate. As in, where you have to choose your favorite vice: socialism or theocracy? What, you don’t like either of those? You want more choices?? Tough. This … Continue reading The Debate Of Vice
This is another rant about Trump. But not entirely. As we know, on August 1, Deranged Jack Smith (this is his first name now, apparently) released the federal charges against Donald Trump in regard to the January 6 case, and then the week after that Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis released state RICO charges against … Continue reading Monkey See, Monkey Do
Lie- lie to my face Tell me it ain’t no thing, that’s what I wanna hear Take your lie to the grave That’s what an old friend told me, look what it did for him The truth hurts so bad, wouldn’t you say?So why tell it?If ignorance is bliss, then I’m in Heaven now -Queens … Continue reading Call it Not News
“No advocate of reason can claim the right to establish HIS version of a good society, if such society includes the initiation of force against dissenters in ANY issue. No advocate of the free mind can claim the right to force the minds of others.”-Ayn Rand, Letters of Ayn Rand One will note that I … Continue reading The Once and Future Libertarian, Continued
I’m not really in the mood to give Viceroy Trump a political obituary the way I did with Barack Obama. For one thing, The Trump Organization will not actually be dead until it is staked in the coffin, has its head chopped off, then has the coffin blasted to bits in a sealed room so … Continue reading The Final Fisking
So Gilbert Gottfried walks into a political fundraiser’s office, and he says, “Hey, I got this great NEW political party you wanna look at, they’ll knock your socks off.”And the fundraiser said, “OK, who are these guys?” The Democratic National Convention, having tried and succeeded in their quest to get even lower ratings than the … Continue reading The RNC
(credit for title to Virginia Bauman on Twitter) Just a little over two weeks ago, September 21, I went on Facebook and posted a little tweet by Libertarian Party Chairman Nicholas Sarwark: “Nancy Pelosi is one of the most experienced House speakers of the last century. She’s only 70 votes short of an impeachment inquiry. … Continue reading Ukraine Clown Posse
“God said, take what you want, and pay for it.” -A Spanish proverb, supposedly What is remarkable about the obsessive media coverage of Howard Schultz (president emeritus of Starbucks Corporation) announcing his desire to run for president is not the fact that he made the announcement (since everyone in the Democratic Party is running for … Continue reading The Frappucino Venti Presidency