What I Learned From Watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer

  1. You can never be too thin, too pretty or have too many weapons.
  2. Having a teenage sister can be a real drag, especially when she didn’t exist three years ago.
  3. There is no such thing as a happy ending.  If you have a boyfriend, chances are he is a monster who can’t control his evil side (Angel, Oz, Spike) and he will have to leave.  If you get a stable partner (Riley), chances are you will get bored and push him away, and he will get pissed off and join a black-ops unit in Central America.  If you have a girlfriend, chances are she will get killed (Jenny, Tara).  If you get a stable partner (Anya), chances are you will chicken out of marriage at the last minute, and she will get pissed off and (re)join the Vengeance Demons.
  4. Coming back from the dead is EXTREMELY overrated.

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